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are you a jesus freak?

Mir Town
25-02-2005, 22:58
is anyone totally obessed with jesus? no fighting over whose religion is better.
Nadkor
25-02-2005, 22:59
im just a freak :)
Personal responsibilit
25-02-2005, 23:01
I'd don't know if I'd claim exactly that title, but in the words of DC Talk, "I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak."
Haloman
25-02-2005, 23:02
is anyone totally obessed with jesus? no fighting over whose religion is better.

Well, thank you for starting flames. By saying that someone devoted to their religion is a freak, you've actually started the flaming. Enjoy!
Taldaan
25-02-2005, 23:09
Surprisingly, no. I have a strange mental block when it comes to believing in the Invisible Flying Sky Ghost of Doom (tm).
Der Lieben
26-02-2005, 00:22
Surprisingly, no. I have a strange mental block when it comes to believing in the Invisible Flying Sky Ghost of Doom (tm).

Jesus is not supposed to be about doom, but quite the opposite. Stupid fundies put out that "Jesus hates you unless you hate everyone else" nonsense :headbang: . To answer the question, I am a freak and I think Jesus was teh shiznit, so I guess I am.
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 00:27
is anyone totally obessed with jesus?

Not me ... I'm more obsessed with Preebles and I'm probably stalking Bitchkitten, but don't tell her.
Alomogordo
26-02-2005, 00:28
I'm Jewish--so no.
Peechland
26-02-2005, 00:30
Jesus no, Jude law, yes.

They both start with J though....does that count?
Der Lieben
26-02-2005, 00:32
Jesus no, Jude law, yes.

They both start with J though....does that count?

Jude Law! He drives me up the wall. :headbang:

PS: Not as bad as Bloom, though. :D
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 00:32
Jesus no, Jude law, yes.

They both start with J though....does that count?


Yes ... yes it does count. :D
Refused Party Program
26-02-2005, 00:35
I don't know...Jesus was a pretty freaky guy. Am I freaky enough for Jesus?
New Genoa
26-02-2005, 00:47
I like ham.
Seosavists
26-02-2005, 00:53
I like ham.
SPAM
Oh wait he said ham, umm I like ham, I want ham now. Damn you! Making me want ham when there's none in the house.
Derscon
26-02-2005, 01:00
I'm a Jesus Freak and PROUD OF IT!
Macisikan
26-02-2005, 01:07
No, but after those comments about ham, I am hungry.

*wanders off to the kitchen*
CthulhuFhtagn
26-02-2005, 01:12
is anyone totally obessed with jesus? no fighting over whose religion is better.
I'm totally obsessed with Jesus. Not only is he fat-free and low in calories, he tastes great too!
Robbopolis
26-02-2005, 01:23
I usualy prefer the term "Jesus Freak" to "Christian" as Christian seems, in our culture, to mean that you just go to church.
Guargantuan Phallusus
26-02-2005, 01:24
why doesn't jesus play hockey??






cause hes always getting nailed into the boards!!!


now that i got that out, no i don't believe in JC, but as long as you keep your religion to yourself and don't try to push it on anyone unless they ask, go for it. But when you start trying to dictate government policy (who really cares if gays want to get married, its not like it affects me or you), then you are going to far.
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 01:43
No, but after those comments about ham, I am hungry.

*wanders off to the kitchen*

Haha ... I notice I got a quote in your sig. Nice. :)
Peechland
26-02-2005, 01:56
Haha ... I notice I got a quote in your sig. Nice. :)

ohhh...and it was your reply to my post about the dude who 'asl'' 'd me in real life!

we should be a comedy team
Jaythewise
26-02-2005, 02:08
If you dont let Jesus into your life, you will burn in hell, all you heathens will feel his wrath when the judgement day comes, then you will be sorry wont you? :mp5:
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 02:10
If you dont let Jesus into your life, you will burn in hell, all you heathens will feel his wrath when the judgement day comes, then you will be sorry wont you? :mp5:

Hey ... I invited him to dinner, he didn't show up. The ball is in his court.
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 02:11
ohhh...and it was your reply to my post about the dude who 'asl'' 'd me in real life!

we should be a comedy team

Rofl ... we could be like George and Gracie or Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller!
Jaythewise
26-02-2005, 02:13
Hey ... I invited him to dinner, he didn't show up. The ball is in his court.


meh i dont make a good jesussaves :(
Peechland
26-02-2005, 02:13
Rofl ... we could be like George and Gracie or Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller!


lol....i set em up....you knock em down.

*thinks about calling you george as a nickname*
Guargantuan Phallusus
26-02-2005, 02:14
If you dont let Jesus into your life, you will burn in hell, all you heathens will feel his wrath when the judgement day comes, then you will be sorry wont you? :mp5:



so hell will be the place to be, since only about 1 billion of the earths population are christians, and probably all those christians are probably not going to heaven, that will make it about 5 and a half billion in hell, probably more, i don't see all that many "christians" who strictly follow the faith.

you see how your dogma is sometimes rediculous
Peechland
26-02-2005, 02:15
meh i dont make a good jesussaves :(


no Jay, you do not have the right stuff.


"There can be only one!"........erm.....oh crap....thats Highlander
Jaythewise
26-02-2005, 02:15
so hell will be the place to be, since only about 1 billion of the earths population are christians, and probably all those christians are probably not going to heaven, that will make it about 5 and a half billion in hell, probably more, i don't see all that many "christians" who strictly follow the faith.

you see how your dogma is sometimes rediculous

i will pray for you heathen, perhaps then you can enjoy the love of jesus!
Aveous
26-02-2005, 02:15
Haven't been called a "Jesus freak" yet.

But I have been called a "Conservative Christian freak."

Close enough?
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 02:16
meh i dont make a good jesussaves :(

Awww it's ok ... we really only need the one. :D Try making a crazed Islamist troll ... we don't have one of those yet.
Jaythewise
26-02-2005, 02:20
Awww it's ok ... we really only need the one. :D Try making a crazed Islamist troll ... we don't have one of those yet.


i was thinking that but i dont know the koran and id look pretty stupid quoting something i have never read...
San Texario
26-02-2005, 02:21
No, I'm not much on the Jesus guy.

But I can't help but put what it says on a pin I have:
"Jesus died because he was nailed to a couple of boards. DUH!"
Keruvalia
26-02-2005, 02:21
i was thinking that but i dont know the koran and id look pretty stupid quoting something i have never read...

Well that's the point, isn't it? Jesussaves clearly has never read Gospel. :D
Jaythewise
26-02-2005, 02:24
Well that's the point, isn't it? Jesussaves clearly has never read Gospel. :D

true true :cool: hmmmmm
Gyor
26-02-2005, 02:24
Nothing against you, but that was a hasrh comment.

And yes, I'm a Jesus Freak!!! He's a true friend.
Corisan
26-02-2005, 02:28
Well, thank you for starting flames. By saying that someone devoted to their religion is a freak, you've actually started the flaming. Enjoy!

No offense but you are too sensitive imo.