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Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.

You really are Jack Chick, aren't you?

Not long ago you were calling for all religions of the world to unite against atheism. What's changed?

Straight from the comics of Jack Chick.

Well, it beats Vote Early's revelations.

Don't forget guys, Jesussaves is generally a satirist.

Man, have I been waiting for the next J-s thread.

Alright, you heard what He said, lets fight the sauds!

Oh, gosh. Let's hope Keruvalia doesn't see this. :)

jesussaves, i was hoping i'd see you again. why are you still posting all this malarchy? aren't you a puppet nation anyway>?

Not long ago you were calling for all religions of the world to unite against atheism. What's changed?
I think he's been pretty consistent in his opposition to those "pagan Mary and pope worshipping catlicks" and the "satan and moon god worshipping mohamedans".

Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.

...mmmkay

Well, it beats Vote Early's revelations.

Don't forget guys, Jesussaves is generally a satirist.

barely. they're both pretty terrible. "a man of the shadows was i" i mean gimme a break

I think he's been pretty consistent in his opposition to those "pagan Mary and pope worshipping catlicks" and the "satan and moon god worshipping mohamedans".

Drunk Commies and J-s in one thread at the same time? My world is thrown into confusion.

I think he's been pretty consistent in his opposition to those "pagan Mary and pope worshipping catlicks" and the "satan and moon god worshipping mohamedans".

No, I definately remember him at one point calling on Islam as well as all other religions against atheism. Guess his new 'allies' didn't like him much so their his enemies again now

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I don't... I, um... :confused:

The Pyro... guy is right. I was looking through his quotes the other day, and he did say that.

The Pyro... guy is right. I was looking through his quotes the other day, and he did say that.
Wow. I've really got to keep better track of my, uh I mean his, yeah, definately his posts.

Dispite the amount of contempt I have for the Saudi government...Please, enough of the sensationalism.

I will continue relations with my Islamic friends at home thank you very much.

Wow. I've really got to keep better track of my, uh I mean his, yeah, definately his posts.

This guy is Jesussaves! Get him! :sniper:

I don't care if it IS satire. It's not particularly clever or funny satire if so, and is about as appropriate a thread topic as the real thing.

Originally posted by Drunk Commies
Wow. I've really got to keep better track of my, uh I mean his, yeah, definately his posts.

It was for a thread I did, and if you really like Jesussaves, you should vote on the poll.

I'm going to hijack this thread with a subliminal message.

Jesussaves, why do you hate all religions cept your own? This hate is so base, and your posts are going to belong as DEATED. I hope you learn to post something that can't be easily disproved by us next time.

I'm going to hijack this thread with a subliminal message.

Jesussaves, why do you hate all religions cept your own? This hate is so base, and your posts are going to belong as DEATED. I hope you learn to post something that can't be easily disproved by us next time.
I had proof in my post. you cant disprove anything. I hate anything that takes peoples minds off Jesus. I dont hate the people just the evil cutls that steal theyr souls for satan.

I had proof in my post. you cant disprove anything. I hate anything that takes peoples minds off Jesus. I dont hate the people just the evil cutls that steal theyr souls for satan.
So "all your soul are belong to Satan." Did I get it right?

Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.

Awww crap ... they're on to us.

Hey ... anyone notice Servus Dei seems to have given up NS for lent?

Yes!!! A new jesussaves thread!

*joy*

and yet when his posts can't get any more ludacris..Jesussaves proves me wrong yet again... :rolleyes:

sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people.They're doing a really shitty job then.

and yet when his posts can't get any more ludacris..Jesussaves proves me wrong yet again... :rolleyes:
I dont listen to ludacris. The only rap I like is Christian rap. Try DC talk

I had proof in my post. you cant disprove anything. I hate anything that takes peoples minds off Jesus. I dont hate the people just the evil cutls that steal theyr souls for satan.

Somebody ought to tell you that those cults are set up by the people who believe in them, so if you hate the cult, you hate the people. There are many organizations in the usa, the uk and the rest of the world which could be considered cults, and presumably the people in them believe in the cult, so you'd be hating a large number of people actually.

If someone banned all these organizations or punished their members, the hatred aimed back would be a timebomb just waiting to explode.

Somebody ought to tell you that those cults are set up by the people who believe in them, so if you hate the cult, you hate the people. There are many organizations in the usa, the uk and the rest of the world which could be considered cults, and presumably the people in them believe in the cult, so you'd be hating a large number of people actually.

If someone banned all these organizations or punished their members, the hatred aimed back would be a timebomb just waiting to explode.
Athiests make people turn away from Jesus and then the people want spiritality so they join cults like the mormen and worship satan.

I had proof in my post. you cant disprove anything. I hate anything that takes peoples minds off Jesus. I dont hate the people just the evil cutls that steal theyr souls for satan.

What if you are part of an evil cult that takes people's minds off Mohammed? Or Buddha? If you think that the people who worship other religions are not part of their 'evil cults' in the knowledge that they are evil cults, don't you have to accept the possibility that you are being fooled by your religion, just as you believe they are by theirs?

jesussaves..i guess you rode the short bus to school didn't you??

What if you are part of an evil cult that takes people's minds off Mohammed? Or Buddha? If you think that the people who worship other religions are not part of their 'evil cults' in the knowledge that they are evil cults, don't you have to accept the possibility that you are being fooled by your religion, just as you believe they are by theirs?
Christianity has proof in the bible. Look at the bible code. Is there a quorum code or a buddah code? No.

Athiests make people turn away from Jesus and then the people want spiritality so they join cults like the mormen and worship satan.

Most sane atheists are as against Satan worshipping as they are God worshipping.

jesussaves..i guess you rode the short bus to school didn't you??
I was home shooled

Saudi Arabia is an infidel nation. May the royal family rot without virgins. ;) Most of the other countries are good though. Islam is a great religion. Just as great as Judaism. Christianity, on the other hand...

Somebody ought to tell you that those cults are set up by the people who believe in them, so if you hate the cult, you hate the people. There are many organizations in the usa, the uk and the rest of the world which could be considered cults, and presumably the people in them believe in the cult, so you'd be hating a large number of people actually.

If someone banned all these organizations or punished their members, the hatred aimed back would be a timebomb just waiting to explode.
We'd better get back to our homework before our parents signal us off the forum

Most sane atheists are as against Satan worshipping as they are God worshipping.
They were tricked by satan into turning from Jesus.

Christianity has proof in the bible. Look at the bible code. Is there a quorum code or a buddah code? No.

Please tell me this proof. Oh, and bear in mind this has to be proof. There have been plenty of disproofs of God that have been rejected because they are not perfect. I hope you are very sure that your proof is perfect.

Saudi Arabia is an infidel nation. May the royal family rot without virgins. ;) Most of the other countries are good though. Islam is a great religion. Just as great as Judaism. Christianity, on the other hand...
Islam was started by a child molester. Jews will become Christian in the end times.

Please tell me this proof. Oh, and bear in mind this has to be proof. There have been plenty of disproofs of God that have been rejected because they are not perfect. I hope you are very sure that your proof is perfect.Jesus says so.

Islam was started by a child molester. Jews will become Christian in the end times.Why do you hate them if they're going to become Christian then?

They were tricked by satan into turning from Jesus.

I'm an atheist and I don't believe in Satan and I am disgusted by Satan worshippers. Was I tricked by Satan. (Oh, BTW, if you give Jesus and God capitals you should extend the same courtesy to Satan.)

Please tell me this proof. Oh, and bear in mind this has to be proof. There have been plenty of disproofs of God that have been rejected because they are not perfect. I hope you are very sure that your proof is perfect.
Bible prophecys come true and theres the Bible code and theres the FACT that Jesus lived did miracles died and rose again.

Bible prophecys come true and theres the Bible code and theres the FACT that Jesus lived did miracles died and rose again.Can you prove that as fact?

Bible prophecys come true and theres the Bible code and theres the FACT that Jesus lived did miracles died and rose again.

Notice I put proof in bold. Please give my one example of a miracle that I can't explain otherwise.

Can you prove that as fact?
Everybody knows its true. Its in the Bible.

Notice I put proof in bold. Please give my one example of a miracle that I can't explain otherwise.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.

Everybody knows its true. Its in the Bible.That doesn't make it true. I could say all world leaders are from Mars and say that I got it from a book.

Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.

Now prove that happened.

Now prove that happened.
Its in the Bible and the Bible is the inarrant word of God.

Everybody knows its true. Its in the Bible.

NEVER believe something without examining it critically first. Don't trust anyone or anything to the extent that you will say you will believe whatever they say. That is how people like Hitler gain support.

That doesn't make it true. I could say all world leaders are from Mars and say that I got it from a book.
The Bible isnt just a book. Its the inarrant word of God. I know its true becaus we can see the world was made just like is says in Genesis.

Its in the Bible and the Bible is the inarrant word of God.
Prove it

NEVER believe something without examining it critically first. Don't trust anyone or anything to the extent that you will say you will believe whatever they say. That is how people like Hitler gain support.
Hitler got support because Germania turnded away from Jesus.

The Bible isnt just a book. Its the inarrant word of God. I know its true becaus we can see the world was made just like is says in Genesis.

Do you know what proof means. It means there is no other possible answer. Why can't the Bible have been made up?

The Bible isnt just a book. Its the inarrant word of God. I know its true becaus we can see the world was made just like is says in Genesis.I'm going to write a book about world leaders being from Mars, because God came to me in a vision and told me it. And it must be true, because we all know that world leaders and Mars both exist.

Hitler got support because Germania turnded away from Jesus.

Is that your answer for everything? What about before Jesus was born? If Christianity is the only truth then was everyone who was around before Christianity evil?

Do you know what proof means. It means there is no other possible answer. Why can't the Bible have been made up?
Becaus God wont lie. Becaus how could people know how the world was made if God didnt tell them.

Becaus God wont lie. Becaus how could people know how the world was made if God didnt tell them.How do you know about anything? Did God tell you?

I'm going to write a book about world leaders being from Mars, because God came to me in a vision and told me it. And it must be true, because we all know that world leaders and Mars both exist.
The Bible says that life was made on earth. It dont say anything about mars. So people cant come from mars.

Becaus God wont lie. Becaus how could people know how the world was made if God didnt tell them.

Ok, here's a situation. God exists, but He never told anyone to write the Bible. The Bible was made up by someone. They didn't know how the world was made, they made up a story.

Is that your answer for everything? What about before Jesus was born? If Christianity is the only truth then was everyone who was around before Christianity evil?
Not the Jews.

Jesussaves, your a protestant right?

Well you are a heathen, only catholics will go to heaven.

The Bible says that life was made on earth. It dont say anything about mars. So people cant come from mars.

You're still trying to prove that the Bible can be taken as fact. Until you've done that you can't use only the Bible as a means of proof.

How do you know about anything? Did God tell you?
All you have is questions. Ask Jesus to come into your life and you will have answers.

Ok, here's a situation. God exists, but He never told anyone to write the Bible. The Bible was made up by someone. They didn't know how the world was made, they made up a story.
How do you explain that the world was flooded just like in Genesis?

Being a freelancer I probably wouldn't have problems joining either side. Though fighting them muslims... My all time favorite Lebanese classmate isn't really someone I'd fight for real.
Besides, Muhammed was a lot smarter than both Moses and Jesus (somewhere near Buddha). He didn't get killed.

Not the Jews.

What about before Judaism?

The Bible says that life was made on earth. It dont say anything about mars. So people cant come from mars.That doesn't mean people can't come from Mars, it just means they weren't mentioned in the Bible.

All you have is questions. Ask Jesus to come into your life and you will have answers.And what exactly is wrong with questions?

Yeah Damn Towel Heads stop making Mamelukes. :mp5: :mp5: :rolleyes: ;)

Jesussaves, your a protestant right?

Well you are a heathen, only catholics will go to heaven.
Catlicks cant get to heaven becaus they dont worship Jesus. They worship a bunch of saints and a antichrist pope.

What the fuck do you have against Satanists!?
Fuck all you fucking christian bastards!
I forgive you and Ill pray for you.

Being a freelancer I probably wouldn't have problems joining either side. Though fighting them muslims... My all time favorite Lebanese classmate isn't really someone I'd fight for real.
Besides, Muhammed was a lot smarter than both Moses and Jesus (somewhere near Buddha). He didn't get killed.
Jesus died on puros for our sins. Muhamed died without Jesus in his heart and is in hell for being a child molester.

How do you explain that the world was flooded just like in Genesis?

Weather climates change. We have scientific explanations for that. When the world is hotter, more ice melts and the sea leval rises. Also, I think you are in some confusion. The entire world has never been flooded at once. Different parts of it have been underwater at different times, but there is no proof that it has all been flooded at once.

What about before Judaism?
Adam and Eve were the first people and were Jews.

I forgive you and Ill pray for you.

That only offends people.

Adam and Eve were the first people and were Jews.

Prove Adam and Eve were the first people. There were humans millions of years ago and Judaism is only a few thousnd years old.

Weather climates change. We have scientific explanations for that. When the world is hotter, more ice melts and the sea leval rises. Also, I think you are in some confusion. The entire world has never been flooded at once. Different parts of it have been underwater at different times, but there is no proof that it has all been flooded at once.
The whole world was flooded. Look at how fossils are separated only a flood that covers the whole world does that. How can stuff like the grand cnayon form without a world wide flood?

All you have is questions. Ask Jesus to come into your life and you will have answers.

Yes, but are they the right answers? We can never understand everything in the universe, so there will always be more questions to ask.

The whole world was flooded. Look at how fossils are separated only a flood that covers the whole world does that. How can stuff like the grand cnayon form without a world wide flood?

Earthquake? I haven't reseached, I don't know for sure. But even if the Grand Canyon was formed by a flood, that doesn't mean the rest of the world was flooded at the same time. Fossils are seperated because of continental drift. I do know that.

jesussaves you are a sad,sad, little man...I'm jewish but i believe jesus preached about kindness and not hating people for thier differences. meanwhile you spew nothing but hate filled messages and just general bigotry
I really feel sorry for you

That only offends people.
If your offended by prayer your probably posesed by a demon. Ill pray extra hard for you.

Prove Adam and Eve were the first people. There were humans millions of years ago and Judaism is only a few thousnd years old.
We know from the Bible that the world is only 6000 years old.

I think Jesussaves is a moron. Islam promotes peace, not terrorism. In nationstates, I am an Islamic, terrorist nation but I dont really support terrorists and either do muslims. That's the same as me posting some crackpot shit like all Christians are evil! Kill the Christians! You need to seriously check yourself, Jesussaves.

Earthquake? I haven't reseached, I don't know for sure. But even if the Grand Canyon was formed by a flood, that doesn't mean the rest of the world was flooded at the same time. Fossils are seperated because of continental drift. I do know that.
Continental drift? thats crazy. there wasnt enough time for that to happen.

jesussaves you are a sad,sad, little man...I'm jewish but i believe jesus preached about kindness and not hating people for thier differences. meanwhile you spew nothing but hate filled messages and just general bigotry
I really feel sorry for you
I love everybody. I hate the evil that satan uses to trick people.

And just who the FUCK asked you to pray for me?
While you're praying to a dead god, people like me are destroying your world.
You sound like you have a demon in you. Ill have to pray extra hard.

If your offended by prayer your probably posesed by a demon. Ill pray extra hard for you.

No, I am offended by people praying for me because I find them to be arrogant. They think that the reason I am an atheist is that I did not try hard enough to be a Christian. Every day I question my beliefs and ask myself is what I believe the most likely explanation, and does it sit well with my morals. For someone to come along and say that they will pray for me, as if I am some lazy person who could not be bothered to believe in God- now that I find offensive.

Catlicks cant get to heaven becaus they dont worship Jesus. They worship a bunch of saints and a antichrist pope.


the pope is god's messanger on earth, his word is the word of god, have fun stroking satan heathen.

I think Jesussaves is a moron. Islam promotes peace, not terrorism. In nationstates, I am an Islamic, terrorist nation but I dont really support terrorists and either do muslims. That's the same as me posting some crackpot shit like all Christians are evil! Kill the Christians! You need to seriously check yourself, Jesussaves.
Islam is a lie spun by satan to distract people from Jesus.

I love everybody. I hate the evil that satan uses to trick people.

hmm that's funny..it doesn't sound like that to me

the pope is god's messanger on earth, his word is the word of god, have fun stroking satan heathen.
The pope is the antichrist and he uses terrorist mohomedans to attack true Christians like Jack Chick.

Jesussaves, you can consult your Christian Bible, and I can consult my Satanic Bible:
"You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and completely those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy!" Anton LaVey

Islam is a lie spun by satan to distract people from Jesus.

Who are you to judge someone's religion? How do you know that Christianity isn't just a lie spun by satan?

Jesussaves, you can consult your Christian Bible, and I can consult my Satanic Bible:
I pray that youll let Jesus into your life. You are posesed and need prayer to help you.

Who are you to judge someone's religion? How do you know that Christianity isn't just a lie spun by satan?
Becaus Jesus died and rose again. Mohamed just died and is in hell.

Jesussaves, this is just insulting.

Jesussaves, this is just insulting.
what is?

Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.


oh god.... I just left that thread with VE.... and I step straight into MORE stupid christianity... ARGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!


why is there so much stupidity in religion? WHY???

Becaus Jesus died and rose again. Mohamed just died and is in hell.
Do you actually have any evidence for this, and any evidence to prove he did something wrong?

I pray that youll let Jesus into your life. You are posesed and need prayer to help you.Prayer is a sign of weakness and incompetance.

Sorry, but I think Hoo-Doo is a moronic loser too. You're probably a 40 year-old devil worshiper who lives in your mom's basement and plays on the computer all day. scumbag.

Do you actually have any evidence for this, and any evidence to prove he did something wrong?
Mohamed had sex with a 9 year old. Its in theyr books. They know theyr worshiping a pedofile.

We know from the Bible that the world is only 6000 years old.

YOU HAVEN'T YET PROVED THAT THE BIBLE IS TRUE!!! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU CAN'T ATTEMT TO PROVE THAT THE BIBLE IS TRUE BY SAYING THAT THE WORLD IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD AND PROVE THAT BY SAYING THE BIBLE SAYS THAT!!!!
(Yes, I did mean my blasphamy to be offensive to him, and I apologise to any other Christians, but he offended me by saying he would pray for me after I said I found that offensive.)

YOU HAVEN'T YET PROVED THAT THE BIBLE IS TRUE!!! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU CAN'T ATTEMT TO PROVE THAT THE BIBLE IS TRUE BY SAYING THAT THE WORLD IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD AND PROVE THAT BY SAYING THE BIBLE SAYS THAT!!!!
(Yes, I did mean my blasphamy to be offensive to him, and I apologise to any other Christians, but he offended me by saying he would pray for me after I said I found that offensive.)
I forgive you.

I forgive you.

But do you admit that you are attempting to prove something with the thing that is in question itself?

Mohamed had sex with a 9 year old. Its in theyr books. They know theyr worshiping a pedofile.
Can i have a textual refrence?

Becaus Jesus died and rose again. Mohamed just died and is in hell.How do you not know that when Jesus rose again, it was Satan in disguise tricking everyone?

But do you admit that you are attempting to prove something with the thing that is in question itself?
Im just proving the bibles true.

Sorry, but I think Hoo-Doo is a moronic loser too. You're probably a 40 year-old devil worshiper who lives in your mom's basement and plays on the computer all day. scumbag.I'm sorry if you took offence to my post about prayer. It was intended to let Jesussaves know my opinion about prayer, not to offend anybody.

Jesussaves, this is just insulting.



what is?
This whole freakin board. You're insulting all other religions but Protestant Christianity. I'm Jewish, and now you're probably going to insult my religion too.

Also Jesussaves, you haven't answered a lot of my questions about proof. Why could the Bible not have been made up by someone who did not know how the world was made but made it up. Surely you believe that only God is flawless, and the Bible was written by men, and so could have flaws in.

Can i have a textual refrence?
www.chick.com/reaing/tracts/1054/1054.01.asp

Jesussaves can't be serious. There's no way that anyone can actually write that and still keep a straight face. I'm telling ya, he's messing with us. And I think it's hilarious

Also Jesussaves, you haven't answered a lot of my questions about proof. Why could the Bible not have been made up by someone who did not know how the world was made but made it up. Surely you believe that only God is flawless, and the Bible was written by men, and so could have flaws in.
Yeah!

How do you not know that when Jesus rose again, it was Satan in disguise tricking everyone?
Becaus Jesus cast out demons and heald the sick. Satan doesnt do that.

The Bible isnt just a book. Its the inarrant word of God. I know its true becaus we can see the world was made just like is says in Genesis.

The Bible is NOT The word of god. It's a book written by man. Get that through your skull. Now please, stop trying to force your belifes on others. Don't you have enough respect to even Listen to other people, instead of just condeming them?

This whole freakin board. You're insulting all other religions but Protestant Christianity. I'm Jewish, and now you're probably going to insult my religion too.
Judyism is a good religion. I cant wait till the end times are here and you all join us in Christ.

Im just proving the bibles true.

But you don't seem to understand how to prove something. You must use something that is fact to prove something else. That measn if you attemting to prove that the Bible is true then you cannot use 'proofs' that rely on the Bible being fact in order to prove it. Do you dispute this logic?

This whole freakin board. You're insulting all other religions but Protestant Christianity. I'm Jewish, and now you're probably going to insult my religion too.


Sephir, treat him as you would any ill-informed child.

Also Jesussaves, you haven't answered a lot of my questions about proof. Why could the Bible not have been made up by someone who did not know how the world was made but made it up. Surely you believe that only God is flawless, and the Bible was written by men, and so could have flaws in.
God told the humans what to write. How else could they know stuff that science is just figguring out now?

God told the humans what to write. How else could they know stuff that science is just figguring out now?
What stuff?

Judyism is a good religion. I cant wait till the end times are here and you all join us in Christ.
No, I'm good thanks

But you don't seem to understand how to prove something. You must use something that is fact to prove something else. That measn if you attemting to prove that the Bible is true then you cannot use 'proofs' that rely on the Bible being fact in order to prove it. Do you dispute this logic?
yes.

What stuff?
How the world was created for one thing.

Why are you people still responding? Jesussaves is a troll, they don't actually believe any of the bullshit they're posting.

Just to let you know Jesussaves, because I can't rely on you to answer my questions that you can't answer, from now one if you do not answer one I will just keep on asking it and not let you move on.

How the world was created for one thing.

But the Bible says it was created in seven days by God while science says it was created by the Big Bang billions of years ago. Having an answer first doesn't make it a better answer. A lie is easier to invent than the truth is to discover.

Becaus Jesus cast out demons and heald the sick. Satan doesnt do that.Which makes it more plausible that Jesus was actually Satan. No-one would suspect that he was Satan if he went around being nice to everyone, so he could easily trick people.

Just to let you know Jesussaves, because I can't rely on you to answer my questions that you can't answer, from now one if you do not answer one I will just keep on asking it and not let you move on.
Your answers lie in the Bible.

Your answers lie in the Bible.

Prove the Bible can be trusted.

Why are you people still responding? Jesussaves is a troll, they don't actually believe any of the bullshit they're posting.
C'mon! It's fun! Poking holes in poorly made logic and all.

But the Bible says it was created in seven days by God while science says it was created by the Big Bang billions of years ago. Having an answer first doesn't make it a better answer. A lie is easier to invent than the truth is to discover.
Your listening to those athiest scientist. Creation science is true.

Jews don't believe that Jesus was a prophet. We don't believe in christ.

Your listening to those athiest scientist. Creation science is true.

Ok, I explained the Grand Canyon earlier, now you explain background radiation.

Which makes it more plausible that Jesus was actually Satan. No-one would suspect that he was Satan if he went around being nice to everyone, so he could easily trick people.
Then how can satan be in to places at once? Remember when satan met Jesus in the wilderness and tried to tempt him?

Ok, I explained the Grand Canyon earlier, now you explain background radiation.
God put it there.

Then how can satan be in to places at once? Remember when satan met Jesus in the wilderness and tried to tempt him?
Quantum mechanics

Your listening to those athiest scientist. Creation science is true.No offence to anybody, but I felt the need to post this:
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Quantum mechanics

standing ovation for that answer

Your listening to those athiest scientist. Creation science is true.

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Quantum mechanics
How can there be mechanics before cars were invented?

standing ovation for that answer
Thank you sir :D

God put it there.

Why would God create something that helps theories that say He doesn't exist?

How can there be mechanics before cars were invented?
Whahahahahaha!!! Er... you know what quantum theory is right?

How can there be mechanics before cars were invented?

You stupid stupid person! Do you know nothing of modern science? No wonder you believe in God!

Quantam mechanics is the explanation of the universe at the subatomic level, nothing to do with cars.

Then how can satan be in to places at once? Remember when satan met Jesus in the wilderness and tried to tempt him?But only Jesus and Satan were the ones present there, so Jesus could easily lie and say he saw Satan. Like if I went in a room with only me in it, and say I saw someone else there.

God put it there.You know, it's kinda worrying that I was going to say that as a joke.

You stupid stupid person! Do you know nothing of modern science? No wonder you believe in God!

Quantam mechanics is the explanation of the universe at the subatomic level, nothing to do with cars.

Oh for the love of...

Would you people just give it up if I told you who 'Jesussaves' really is? :rolleyes:

Why would God create something that helps theories that say He doesn't exist?
God works in mysterious ways. Who are we to question what He does?

You stupid stupid person! Do you know nothing of modern science? No wonder you believe in God!

Quantam mechanics is the explanation of the universe at the subatomic level, nothing to do with cars.
Subatomic level? Then I guess it has nothing to do with satan either.

But only Jesus and Satan were the ones present there, so Jesus could easily lie and say he saw Satan. Like if I went in a room with only me in it, and say I saw someone else there.

You know, it's kinda worrying that I was going to say that as a joke.
Jesus wouldnt lie. He is our Lord and Savior.

Subatomic level? Then I guess it has nothing to do with satan either.
Quantum can happen on a macroscopic level also though

Quantum can happen on a macroscopic level also though
Satan isnt a germ. Hes a fallen angel.

Oh for the love of...

Would you people just give it up if I told you who 'Jesussaves' really is? :rolleyes:

Who is he? Can you prove he's not real? Cos until someone proves he isn't I'll carry on arguing with him just in case he is, and anyway it's good practise.

Subatomic level? Then I guess it has nothing to do with satan either.

No, because everything is made up of subatomic particles, including Satan, if He exists.

Who is he? Can you prove he's not real? Cos until someone proves he isn't I'll carry on arguing with him just in case he is, and anyway it's good practise.

I'm not going to reveal who it is, just letting you know you're making a fool of yourself and the person behind 'Jesussaves' is probably having a good laugh at you.

No, because everything is made up of subatomic particles, including Satan, if He exists.
Hes an angel. A spirit.

God works in mysterious ways. Who are we to question what He does?

We are apparently the highest of the creatures He created, so we have more right than any other living beings.

Jesus wouldnt lie. He is our Lord and Savior.That's what he wants you to believe. Jesus is actually Satan, pretneding to be the son of God so he can cause trouble and turn people against each other. Why do you think religious intolerance causes so much trouble?

I'm not going to reveal who it is, just letting you know you're making a fool of yourself and the person behind 'Jesussaves' is probably having a good laugh at you.

Why aren't you going to say who it is? Anyway, if he is then he is an evil bastard making atheists look bad but it's still good fun to argue.

That's what he wants you to believe. Jesus is actually Satan, pretneding to be the son of God so he can cause trouble and turn people against each other. Why do you think religious intolerance causes so much trouble?
Jesus cant be satan becaus then satan would have to be in to places at the same time.

Hes an angel. A spirit.

Jesussaves, their all the same. There is only one God and He sent all of the Prophets.

"All the Prophets of God," asserts Bahá'u'lláh in the Kitáb-i-Íqán, "abide in the same tabernacle, soar in the same heaven, are seated upon the same throne, utter the same speech, and proclaim the same Faith." From the "beginning that hath no beginning," these Exponents of the Unity of God and Channels of His incessant utterance have shed the light of the invisible Beauty upon mankind, and will continue, to the "end that hath no end," to vouchsafe fresh revelations of His might and additional experiences of His inconceivable glory. To contend that any particular religion is final, that "all Revelation is ended, that the portals of Divine mercy are closed, that from the daysprings of eternal holiness no sun shall rise again, that the ocean of everlasting bounty is forever stilled, and that out of the Tabernacle of ancient glory the Messengers of God have ceased to be made manifest" would indeed be nothing less than sheer blasphemy.

(Shoghi Effendi, The World Order of Baha'u'llah, p. 58)

Why aren't you going to say who it is? Anyway, if he is then he is an evil bastard making atheists look bad but it's still good fun to argue.
Athiests make themselves look bad.

Athiests make themselves look bad.

So Jesussaves, are you real? No conferring.

Oh for the love of...

Would you people just give it up if I told you who 'Jesussaves' really is? :rolleyes:

I think you are right. Jesussaves is a fraud.

So "all your soul are belong to Satan." Did I get it right?

HAHA! That's priceless, and it's going in my sig. :p

and no jesussaves isn't real. i think it's drunk commies' puppet nation

Jesus cant be satan becaus then satan would have to be in to places at the same time.Satan has really evil powers, he can pull it off with ease. Like masquerading as the son of God.

I think you are right. Jesussaves is a fraud.

Even if he is I have met real people with the same sort of attitudes as he pretends to have.

At first i thought, jesussaves was just a really really presistent and midly unfunny satireist. However its really going on abit now, Yeah its fun to run with him but you will basically never get any where,

1. becuase he seems to have a limited education, read some where about there being a flood 6000 or 5000 years ago and there being fossil evidence for that, prehaps he means the burgress shale, but i severly doubt that, and something about the grand canyon forming from a gaint flood adviouly conveys a servely depreived education and a poor lack of most natural sciences, i think he said he was home schooled this could explain his indotrination and lack of any real education (its illegal over here so i dont really know how it works)

2. He is so filled with dogmatic rhetoric, hell its his very being, you could run through the most elaborate argument about how he is wrong or how it dose not or dose exist, only to be met with a remark about jesus.

Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.

No no. The TRUE evil in this world isn't even man. Its much more dire and widespread; see http://www.dhmo.org/ . This is the very evil stuff threatening our very existence on this planet!! It doesn't care about any religion or nationality!

(Although... I've half a mind to send the catlick church to it, because, well, catlick? GROSS.)

I really can't believe that some people actually think this fellow (who, it is revealed in the FIRST page, is a known satirist on these boards) really believes all this. I think it should become obvious as this thread progresses. I have to admit that I've done similar things like this on other boards. It's just really taking advantage of the fact there's no tonage in electronic type. I really hope some of you read back over what you've said, and what he has said, and think about each and every reply critically.

Jesussaves i am very worried about your soul. If you dont believe that the pope is God's messenger on earth then YOU WILL GO TO HELL.

Now please kiss his pinky ring....

Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.


*Wispers*Good, while they're distracted with the Saudi's, the Pagan plan of world domination can come into effect.

I couldn't help myself.

Oh for the love of...

Would you people just give it up if I told you who 'Jesussaves' really is? :rolleyes:


Myrth, you're Jesussaves arn't you?

You sound like you have a demon in you. Ill have to pray extra hard.

You can pray for me, Jesussaves. I don't mind.

Oh for the love of...

Would you people just give it up if I told you who 'Jesussaves' really is?

No. Like any religion, even when faced with truth, we will not alter our faith in Jesussaves. You would just be a tool of Satan trying to shake our faith in Jesussaves!

I like Jesussaves.

Don't tell myrth, that would ruin the fun I'm having laughing my head off over this.

Everybody knows its true. Its in the Bible.

so everything you read must be fact, because it's there in 'black and white'? There's nooooooooo other possibility at all, heh? *rolls eyes*

4 leters... S.T.F.U. :cool:

Be less concerned about the Arab threat, and more vigilant about the Robot threat.

Can you honestly say you trust your coffee-grinder? Your electric toothbrush? Strike pre-emptively before they turn us into human 'cattle'!!

Then we work on protecting ourselves from the Extraterrestrial menace...

The whole world was flooded. Look at how fossils are separated only a flood that covers the whole world does that. How can stuff like the grand cnayon form without a world wide flood?

Actually, things being apart when they die and mere rivers can do that.

The Grand Canyon was carved out by a river, and trust me, we've seen that in action.

In the formation of the dam there, they diverted the river. After only about two days, it had already carved out the rock all of the way to the nearest town, or something along those lines.

I like Jesussaves.
Me too. Without stupid religious fundamentalists, all I'd have to entertain me is my enourmous pile of video games. (I'm still not done with FF7)

Theres a threat facing all good people. It atacks our children. It destroys comunities. But you can do something about it. You can protec yourself ad your country against this satanic threat. What are we up against? Islam. The muslim kings of saudi arabia are kidnaping kids for use as sex slaves and sending terrorists to blow up buildings and kill people. They are taking over our government. All the evidence is on this site.
www.sauduction.com

Fight them! Go to the church of your choice as long as its not a catlick church becaus those people use the mohamedans. Vote for leaders who wil take a stand against the evil.

your quite crazy if you believe that. islam is better than christianity even if it still is one of the bad religions(christianity is the worst)

your quite crazy if you believe that. islam is better than christianity even if it still is one of the bad religions(christianity is the worst)
It'd be nice if you were to provide support for your hateful biggotry. I have no problem with you spouting evil anti-christian rhetoric, but I just request justification for your view.

Ya!! Let's fight the terrorists! They stink!


The following guy with a machine gun is a terrorist. The sniper guy is us!

:eek: :mp5: :sniper:

your quite crazy if you believe that. islam is better than christianity even if it still is one of the bad religions(christianity is the worst)
All religion is evil. Christians have abortion clinic and gay bar bombers, Muslims have honor killings and Al Quaeda style bombings. I say stamp them all out.

All religion is evil. Christians have abortion clinic and gay bar bombers, Muslims have honor killings and Al Quaeda style bombings. I say stamp them all out.

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Abortion clincs are auswitches for babys, and religion IS NOT so "evil", look you cannot kill babys and say that RELIGION is "evil", it's abortional doctors who are committing sinfulness and nurdering babys!!!

Give me strength Lord Jesus>

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Abortion clincs are auswitches for babys, and religion IS NOT so "evil", look you cannot kill babys and say that RELIGION is "evil", it's abortional doctors who are committing sinfulness and nurdering babys!!!

Give me strength Lord Jesus>

What about Christian crusaders who slaughtered thousands of innocent muslim children during the crusades? Were any of those sins?

That was ancient history why you need to bring those up? You think a caveman has some thign to do with todays world you dream. You say about crusaders but was tht centiuries ago and not at all anythign from modern times...!

:mad:

That was ancient history why you need to bring those up? You think a caveman has some thign to do with todays world you dream. You say about crusaders but was tht centiuries ago and not at all anythign from modern times...!

:mad:
Priest child molesters. Need I say more?

Priest child molesters. Need I say more?

you didnt say much, so yes you need say more I think... :rolleyes:

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Abortion clincs are auswitches for babys, and religion IS NOT so "evil", look you cannot kill babys and say that RELIGION is "evil", it's abortional doctors who are committing sinfulness and nurdering babys!!!

Give me strength Lord Jesus>
A mass of undifferentiated stem cells is not a baby. A lump of meat with a brain smaller than that of a mouse isn't a human. Early term abortions are not murder. Get it pal?

A mass of undifferentiated stem cells is not a baby. A lump of meat with a brain smaller than that of a mouse isn't a human. Early term abortions are not murder. Get it pal?

Anybody who can say Jesus is evil but say arbortional doctors arent is clearily delusinal

If it has a mother it must be a baby! Bucause it has a tiny brain isnt matter because its prepotionally smaller too!

You dont sound like much of my pal, thogh. :confused:

Anybody who can say Jesus is evil but say arbortional doctors arent is clearily delusinal

If it has a mother it must be a baby! Bucause it has a tiny brain isnt matter because its prepotionally smaller too!

You dont sound like much of my pal, thogh. :confused:
The calf that your last veal cutlet came from had a mother. Are you a cannibal? No. A mother isn't enough. A functioning human brain is necessary for personhood. Come to think of it, that makes you fair game.

Uh, Jesussaves, theres a problem in your "theory".

You state that the Jews were the first people. But clearly the Hindu's came first. Hinduism is the oldest surviving major religion.

Information on Hinduism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinduism), the worlds real oldest religion.

(BTW, Im not a Hindu, nor do I hate any religion. Im just stating the facts).

Uh, Jesussaves, theres a problem in your "theory".

You state that the Jews were the first people. But clearly the Hindu's came first. Hinduism is the oldest surviving major religion.

Information on Hinduism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinduism), the worlds real oldest religion.

(BTW, Im not a Hindu, nor do I hate any religion. Im just stating the facts).
Ha ha ha! You think your puny "facts" can affect the mighty Jesussaves? With his secret circular reasoning defense he can swat away your pathetic "truth".

Exactly!
Since it says in the bible that the world is 6.000 years old, the hindus must be liars. And we all know who's the father of lies, right?

Exactly!
Since it says in the bible that the world is 6.000 years old, the hindus must be liars. And we all know who's the father of lies, right?

Of course they liars. God said, "let their be Light" - not Hindu god{gods?}. Remember, God tests are faiths in Him why did he put 'fossils' into the ground - to test faiths of scientists, that why!! Same like these people, their false Gods are teh test of faith in God!!!

The REAL God, not that stuff they made up. You KNOW what I say.

Ha ha ha! You think your puny "facts" can affect the mighty Jesussaves? With his secret circular reasoning defense he can swat away your pathetic "truth".

Don't worry, I can stop the mighty Jesussaves!

I will hit him with a ROCK!

http://www.holyhead.com/Ty%20Mawr%20-%20Hammer%20Stone.jpg

Fear my mighty rock!

Of course they liars. God said, "let their be Light" - not Hindu god{gods?}. Remember, God tests are faiths in Him why did he put 'fossils' into the ground - to test faiths of scientists, that why!! Same like these people, their false Gods are teh test of faith in God!!!

The REAL God, not that stuff they made up. You KNOW what I say.

...

You know, some people are so ignorant it's scary...

There is no being scared in Gods hands, only Love.

So many of you are so angry people, have you no Love? God loves His people, His nation. You make Him upset with your hate - as Americans, we need to forget are differences and TRULY, finally become "one nation under God" the way God wants! Pure and simple!!

Then we can stop these people from polutting our society and spreading lies about evreything

Don't worry, I can stop the mighty Jesussaves!

I will hit him with a ROCK!

http://www.emporia.edu/earthsci/museum/salt.jpg

Fear my mighty rock!
That lump of salt is ineffective against Jesussaves. He'll dissolve it with his Holy Water Gun.

There is no being scared in Gods hands, only Love.

So many of you are so angry people, have you no Love? God loves His people, His nation. You make Him upset with your hate - as Americans, we need to forget are differences and TRULY, finally become "one nation under God" the way God wants! Pure and simple!!

Then we can stop these people from polutting our society and spreading lies about evreything
*Isn't American. Feels unloved. Sulks. :( *

That lump of salt is ineffective against Jesussaves. He'll dissolve it with his Holy Water Gun.

Crap! He has discovered it is only salt!

What! It was all they had at Walmart!

*runs to store to get new rock*

http://www.holyhead.com/Ty%20Mawr%20-%20Hammer%20Stone.jpg

Take THAT

There is no being scared in Gods hands, only Love.

So many of you are so angry people, have you no Love? God loves His people, His nation. You make Him upset with your hate - as Americans, we need to forget are differences and TRULY, finally become "one nation under God" the way God wants! Pure and simple!!

Then we can stop these people from polutting our society and spreading lies about evreything

God's...love?


Wiping out an entire civilization with a flood is love?

God has leveled cities, destroyed civilizations, and when humanity was united as one people he destroyed their unity and scattered them across the land to fight amongst themselves(the tower of babel)!

You can say he is the sole god and that he is great, but saying he is a loving god is ignorant. If you read the bible, then you know of what I speak.

Jesus saves, but you all take full damage. Mwahahahahha!!!

God's...love?


Wiping out an entire civilization with a flood is love?

God has leveled cities, destroyed civilizations, and when humanity was united as one people he destroyed their unity and scattered them across the land to fight amongst themselves(the tower of babel)!

You can say he is the sole god and that he is great, but saying he is a loving god is ignorant. If you read the bible, then you know of what I speak.

so you tell me, you filled with hate for God. I pray for you soul tonihgt.

It would make sense, but then they removed the part in the bible about reinkarnation.

so you tell me, you filled with hate for God. I pray for you soul tonihgt.

I do not hate God. I am just saying that he has commited great massacres against my species.

Oh, and I pray for myself. I follow God in my own way. I do not need a bearded hobo in a dirty robe to tell me how to follow God. All I need is myself.

God has yet to prove himself to me...