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We did this in some silly seminar. I think it's been around, but it's cute enough to post again. I'll put the answers in another thread.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer:

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer:

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer:

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer:

The story is that Anderson Consulting uses this and management always gets it wrong. Four year olds tend to do better. I think that's a myth, but like I said, it's a cute variation on elephant jokes.

We did this in some silly seminar. I think it's been around, but it's cute enough to post again. I'll put the answers in another thread.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: Chop it up into mincemeat and puree it.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer:Chop it up into mincemeat and puree it.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: The Lion king...for which you must Chop it up into mincemeat and puree it.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer: Chop them up into mincemeat and puree them.

The story is that Anderson Consulting uses this and management always gets it wrong. Four year olds tend to do better. I think that's a myth, but like I said, it's a cute variation on elephant jokes.

There. :) Answeres in bold.

We did this in some silly seminar. I think it's been around, but it's cute enough to post again. I'll put the answers in another thread.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: You don't. It's a silly thing to do

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer: As irregularly as possible

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: The one that survives. Lions don't host conferences, it's clearly a trap of some form to save the lions going through all the running around and hunting.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer: On the bridge. Duh.



There we go.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: make a bigger fridge?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer: ditto. surely chopping them up won't work as that'll only increase the surface area, not the size of the animal?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: the Lion King??

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer:shoot the crocodiles

We did this in some silly seminar. I think it's been around, but it's cute enough to post again. I'll put the answers in another thread.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer: Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: The Elephant, it's still in the refrigerator

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer: They're all away at the conference so you just swim it

The story is that Anderson Consulting uses this and management always gets it wrong. Four year olds tend to do better. I think that's a myth, but like I said, it's a cute variation on elephant jokes.

I'd heard it before, but it was more long winded then and involved more animals...

There. :) Answeres in bold.
I see someone just got a new blender!

1. you open the fridge and put it in
2. you open the fridge, take out the giraffe, and put it in
3. the elephant: he's still in the fridge
4. you can get across easily, the crocodiles are at the meeting

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: Abort a giraffe fetus in it's early stages and induce labour, take giraffe fetus and place in fridge.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer: As above, but repalce all occurances of girraffe with elephant

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: Man, he thinks he's better than the other animals (and also gets strange dark confusing thoughts when he sees the female chimpanzes)

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer: Either cross the river at its source (where it'll be dead shallow), or circumnavigate the globe in the opposite direction until you arrive at the opposite side of said river.

There. :) Answeres in bold.

ROFLMAO! :p

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: Make the refrigerator bigger and shove him in.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer: See above answer

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: Me

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Answer: You go around over a bridge and then pave over the river to make a strip mall.

I knew them, except the last one.