NSers say the darndest things... (Jesussaves)
NSers say the darndest things...
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The poll has closed. I will post Patra's funniest quote. The next poll up is Jesussaves for funniest.
For this competition, each contestant will have only one quote for each category they qualify. The above poll is to round Jesussaves down to one quote for the funniest category. The numbers coordinate to the following quotes:
1) Its only ok for feeding babies or for the married couple.
2) I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.
3) None of them are funny.
Kazcaper
25-02-2005, 16:38
That's a tough one...Mind you, I'm sure it was tough for you to get his amusing comments down to two!
Actually it wasn't. They only keep 7 pages of quotes, and most of them could be considered flamebait if I used them on this thread. He is very funny though.
Drunk commies
25-02-2005, 16:43
I like the one about AIDS comming from sticking dicks into filthy holes. That one's a classic.
I thought that one was hilarious, too. I thought it might be offensive though.
I am still taking nominations, and I do intend on following up on all. I have been taking time so I can allow more voting time for the polls. :)
Drunk commies
25-02-2005, 17:24
How about "Satan is using people to breed babies for sacrifice."
Conjures up an image of the three sixes baby ranch with satan in a cowboy hat rounding up a herd of babies.
Now that everyone's starting to log on, I want more people to vote. :)
Kroblexskij
25-02-2005, 18:27
ho ho , Hilarious
ho ho, you're Hilarious too.
this is blatant flamebait. It will be locked.
Drunk commies
25-02-2005, 18:32
Jesussaves doesn't mind. I know this for a fact.
Me, too. He doesn't care what people thinks. Besides we're not making fun of him. We love him and want to honor him. He is a great religios person. He's passionate and straight-to-the-point.
Cogitation
25-02-2005, 20:52
no, it's not flamebait.
Yes, it is. You are directly targetting another NationStates player.
Me, too. He doesn't care what people thinks. Besides we're not making fun of him. We love him and want to honor him. He is a great religios person. He's passionate and straight-to-the-point.
I somehow doubt that this is a sincere statement.
iLock.
this is blatant flamebait. It will be locked.
You almost sound like a Moderator passing judgment. You are not a Moderator. Do not pass judgment. I trust that I am clear.
--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation