Advice thread.
The idea to this thread is to give advice to the person who is posted above you. I realize this could be a bad idea, so BE NICE. :)
Anarchic Conceptions
24-02-2005, 17:40
The idea to this thread is to give advice to the person who is posted above you. I realize this could be a bad idea, so BE NICE. :)
Think before you post </jk>
Nasopotomia
24-02-2005, 17:40
I advise you to buy a fast car, with no top.
Originally posted by Nasopotamia
I advise you to buy a fast car, with no top.
Slow down when you drive.
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 17:43
don't drive too slow in my lane.
Don't drive to fast I just might slow down. :)
Der Lieben
24-02-2005, 17:57
Eat monkey-strudeled turnip greens.
Nasopotomia
24-02-2005, 17:57
Don't put jam on a magnet
Der Lieben
24-02-2005, 17:59
Chicken fingers are best with quantum particles.
Second Russia
24-02-2005, 17:59
Don't try to put said magnet on fridge.
don't put anything on a magnet.
Nasopotomia
24-02-2005, 18:01
Don't put fridges on anything
Peechland
24-02-2005, 18:02
dont pee into the wind
Racoonesia
24-02-2005, 18:04
don't try to be funny
don't pee in a car when the window's opened or shit while running
Occidio Multus
24-02-2005, 18:09
pee in a snapple bottle. and shit on a glass plate.
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 18:13
dont wizz on an eletric fence ^_-
That is so true, have you ever seen the CKY4 video?
Never let an embezzler keep score
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 18:41
That is so true, have you ever seen the CKY4 video?
:confused:
See u Jimmy
24-02-2005, 18:42
dont let anyone keep count if they move thier lips when counting.
In that case, use a calculator.
Have you seen Viva La Bam? @ Teh Cameron Clan
:confused:
CKY are a (not particularly good) band...who also somehow got involved in some stupid vidoes like Jackass..but before Jackass i believe
i think those videos plus a series of videos called "big brother" were the basis for Jackass
Agreed, but they do have funny videos. :)
If the show's crap, turn it off...
Don't spend life worrying about things that don't matter or you can't change; enjoy it as much as you can and make other people happy too - everyone deserves it! :)
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 18:47
dont eat yellow snow !
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 18:52
Or black.
:eek:
ProMonkians
24-02-2005, 20:27
Never steal a medal off a war veteran's chest
BLARGistania
24-02-2005, 20:29
Never steal a medal off a war veteran's chest
never piss off a war veteran
E Blackadder
24-02-2005, 22:25
never disrespect anyone who has acomplished more than you for your sake, e.g war vetrens
Bajakens Untamed Wild
24-02-2005, 22:28
never disrespect anyone
Alien Born
24-02-2005, 22:43
If you are going to include HTML code in your sig, make sure it works
Alenaland
24-02-2005, 22:46
never piss off a war veteran
Unless you can run fast or confuse them.
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 22:53
Have you seen Viva La Bam? @ Teh Cameron Clan
a few mins of it
Do you know who Raab is on the show? The blond guy who's always drunk?
Don't ever piss off a veteran. That's mean.
The Plutonian Empire
25-02-2005, 02:45
Don't piss off Hercules
Don't worry about pissing off Hercules. He doesn't exist.
The Plutonian Empire
25-02-2005, 02:56
Don't worry about pissing off Hercules. He doesn't exist.
He he. Yeah, I know. Figured I'd add some humor there.
Always add good humor to my threads. :rolleyes:
JK
Don't stop breathing; You might die.
Don't trip. The idea in life is to stay alive as long as possible.
Don't saw off your genitals. It hurts.
Atheistic Might
25-02-2005, 03:13
Yes, it hurts far less if you use a good pair of bolt cutters. Or a Sawzall.
Don't piss your gf off. She might saw off your genitals.
The Plutonian Empire
25-02-2005, 03:19
Don't piss your gf off. She might saw off your genitals.
Dump her if she does. AFTER going to the hospital, of course. :D
Don't have frivolous lawsuits.
The Plutonian Empire
25-02-2005, 03:39
Don't have frivolous lawsuits.
What's a "frivolous" lawsuit?