Some words to live by
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 16:59
The things you own end up owning you.
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
One could make all kinds of explosives using simple household items.
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Without pain and sacrifice we would have nothing.
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear, Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
The person who said all this was a fictional character in a movie. A cookie to the first person to name him.
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:01
Tyler durton (don't know spelling) Him off of Fight Club!!!
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 17:02
Tyler durton (don't know spelling) Him off of Fight Club!!!
Correct! That was quick.
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:02
Correct! That was quick.
That's the first time anyone has ever said I was quick. Thankyou :)
The Imperial Navy
24-02-2005, 17:04
My words: Make sure you roast human flesh over an open flame. It gets it just right, for that chargrilled taste.
Joseph Ennever
24-02-2005, 17:06
Can I get half a cookie for spelling his name correctly?
Tyler Durden
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:07
My words: Make sure you roast human flesh over an open flame. It gets it just right, for that chargrilled taste.
Hey they're my words too!!!
The Imperial Navy
24-02-2005, 17:09
Hey they're my words too!!!
proove it... :p
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 17:10
Can I get half a cookie for spelling his name correctly?
Tyler Durden
Sure. Cookies for all Fight Club fans.
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:11
proove it... :p
My words: Make sure you roast human flesh over an open flame. It gets it just right, for that chargrilled taste.
I'll see you in court!!! :)
Lornandia
24-02-2005, 17:14
"Don't interfer with anything much more powerfull then you, else you will quickly become less alive."
The Imperial Navy
24-02-2005, 17:15
*Brings out his 10 High priced lawers*
We have the chewbacca defence. We look forward to making money from you.
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:17
*Brings out his 10 High priced lawers*
We have the chewbacca defence. We look forward to making money from you.
*CF's Discount Lawyer runs away screaming*
He left his briefcase
*looks in brief case*
It's just full of shreded newspaper! Oh well I guess I'll have to represent myself in court. Luckily I don't have much money!!!
The Imperial Navy
24-02-2005, 17:19
Really? then I can kill you and get away with it!
*Stabs CF with that good old swordfish.*
"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
-Unknown
"Just because you have to LIVE with it, doesn't mean you have to LIKE it."
-Myself
"Those who put too much faith in their God, end up having too little faith in themselves to help Him."
-Myself
"Because I chose to."
-Neo
"Patriotism is a virtue of the vicsious."
-Oscar Wylde
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:21
Really? then I can kill you and get away with it!
*Stabs CF with that good old swordfish.*
*tuts*
TIN that's the second time you've murdered me, I'm starting to think maybe you've got something against me!!!
*bleeds Profusely*
What ever happened to your fish shop of doom BTW
"Martha Stewart?"
"Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic, it's all going down man!"
The Imperial Navy
24-02-2005, 17:22
*tuts*
TIN that's the second time you've murdered me, I'm starting to think maybe you've got something against me!!!
*bleeds Profusely*
What ever happened to your fish shop of doom BTW
It folded up.
CelebrityFrogs
24-02-2005, 17:24
It folded up.
Not only a fish shop of doom! but a foldable fish shop of doom, that's soooooooo cool!!!
Independent Homesteads
24-02-2005, 17:58
"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
-Unknown
I'm having that one. It owns.
My favourites are:
"Whereever you go, there you are" - Pig Killer
and
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" - Anon
"Damn this game is hard, i mean not just hard, hard like the nipples of a blind lesbian in a fishmarket hard"
Yeah. Lol.
Worker bees can leave;
Even Drones can fly away,
The Queen is their slave.
Can I have a cookie too please. :D
Pershikia
24-02-2005, 20:55
My words: Make sure you roast human flesh over an open flame. It gets it just right, for that chargrilled taste.
Yammie! Barbeque! :D
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 20:56
Worker bees can leave;
Even Drones can fly away,
The Queen is their slave.
Can I have a cookie too please. :D
Ok, but it's my last one.
Oh fuck, somebody called the cops.
Armed Bookworms
24-02-2005, 21:16
Bite me! No really, bite me, I taste like chicken.