NationStates Jolt Archive

We have come a long way, and this is it. The end of a long journey. A showdown to end all showdowns.

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The eye of TIN watches this battle

The Imperial Navy VS Kanabia!

Who will you go for? who will be crowned King Random? Let battle commence! The winner will be announced as of 24 hours from now! GO!

This vote is sponsored by Crazy Horses Discount used cars. Go for that shine!

Ooh, Magical TIN vs. Kanabia, he of the whisky bottle and paper hat...difficult call.


I think I'll vote for TIN.

Magical TIN is happy.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7937/magicaltin2gk.jpg

I can't choose

I can't choose

*Reminds Tink how close he is to kent...*

YOU DEFEAT WILL BE!!!

http://www.geocities.com/pastorjass/phlegm.jpg

;)

*Reminds Tink how close he is to kent...*
but Kanabia has an Englishy Aussie accent................................it's too hard!

YOU DEFEAT WILL BE!!!

http://www.geocities.com/pastorjass/phlegm.jpg

;)

I will overcome.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/TIN.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/pastorjass/phlegm.jpg
That was uncalled for. :(

2nd place is still a proud position to hold. I don't care what the result is, as I like Kanabia as well. He's a mate, and we're both winners together.

BLIBBLE!

Kanabia because hes the best Aussie around and not bad for a former Cabbagepatch girl. ;)

So TIN what were the votes in the quarter and semifinals?

So TIN what were the votes in the quarter and semifinals?

You got about 2 votes. Kanabia creamed you. I also creamed my opponent.

I vote for TIN. There is now a poll on the 'NSers say the darndest things...' thread. If you haven't voted, please do so. It closes tomorrow.

Kanabia because hes the best Aussie around
*superduperhuff*
:mad:
*stamps foot and storms out*







:p

http://img134.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img134&image=handofgod21uh.jpg

Oh yeah? I challenge you to a battle of hands.

but Kanabia has an Englishy Aussie accent................................it's too hard!

Eeek! Did you guess or were you told it was me? :p

That was uncalled for. :(

It's cute, in an ugly sort of way, though. Dogs rule. :D

http://img134.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img134&image=handofgod21uh.jpg

Oh yeah? I challenge you to a battle of hands.



Eeek! Did you guess or were you told it was me? :p
:confused: told what was you?

:confused: told what was you?

My englishy aussie accent!

(Shaed sent it to you, I believe?)

http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/retroSWAT/3.jpg

The curse of the eternally tormenting picture is passed onto you!

My englishy aussie accent!

(Shaed sent it to you, I believe?)
she sent me a voice but it can't have been you! it was english!

TIN. Because I'm confident there were bribes involved in Kanabia's defeat of Neo-Anarchists.

http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/retroSWAT/3.jpg

The curse of the eternally tormenting picture is passed onto you!
kekekeke, that picture just screams "GAY!!!"
:p

EDIT:
Hey, the page that contained that image was funny.
Dr. Thorpe: You know, I'm honestly not quite sure I get the joke.
Zack: Neither do I. Maybe it's not an ad at all, maybe it's hate propaganda against short people. "The Shorts try to drag us down, but we cannot be stopped. The beach is ours for 1000 years."
Dr. Thorpe: I just noticed that it says "colour," but when you look closely, that's not the only thing that betrays it as British. For example, look at the grey sky and the pale, fleshy models. And the guy on the right looks like he'd beat you up in the "pub" for being a "nancy."
Zack: I don't know about that, the guy on the right looks like a Comanche brave.
Dr. Thorpe: Maybe they recruited him from America because they already used up the only other two men above 5'9" in England.
Zack: Oy, I've got ten quid what says Wolsey went tits up by 1980.
Dr. Thorpe: Absolutely. They only had one model. The guy on the left. The other three are just random slobs from around town. I mean "blokes from round the way." They found them at their "local." Or maybe "standing in the dole queueueue."
Zack: They just pulled up next to some watering hole in a shitburg with some exceedingly British name like "West Hoomply" and opened the door on their lorry and said "mate, put down that pint and get your kit off, we're shootin' a picture fer the daily over at the peat bog."
Dr. Thorpe: I watched this PBS documentary about the English language's history, and the thing that sticks out in my mind is how the early inhabitants of England were always just slitting each others throats and throwing each other in bogs. The national economy apparently revolved around it or something.
Zack: Then every fifty years or so they would either get overrun by some version of Vikings or decide to go kick around the Francs. "Blimey, me slittin' arm is tired, let's go kick in some French shite."
Dr. Thorpe: Exactly. What all this has to do with English undergarments I have no idea, but let's just go on a little flight of fancy and imagine that these gentlemen are about to get overrun by Vikings and/or thrown in bogs.
Zack: I would say that's where they belong.
Dr. Thorpe: I know where they don't belong: underwear ads.
Zack: Now, I don't want you to think I'm staring at these guy's crotches, but the more I stare at these guy's crotches the more I think that Wolsey is marketing some sort of groin slimming undergarment. "For five quid we'll make your whasits flatter 'en a copper on a rail." Perhaps a necessity if you intend to wear the pants seen in the previous advertisement.
Dr. Thorpe: This is back when a nice manly bulge was reserved only for members of the Rolling Stones. Bulges on non-rockers were considered unseemly in those days.
Zack: The slightest hint of genitals sent people screaming through the streets and burned down churches.

*runs away to find voice*

TIN. Because I'm confident there were bribes involved in Kanabia's defeat of Neo-Anarchists.

:eek: Kanabia, you haven't been giving out fluffles have you?

You got about 2 votes. Kanabia creamed you. I also creamed my opponent.
What i was against Neo are you rigging this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/CHLOERA-AKA-Harlesburg.jpg

*superduperhuff*
:mad:
*stamps foot and storms out*







:p
Hey ive seen his boobs until you follow suite your only second no 3rd behind Shead so Pfft :p

http://img134.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img134&image=handofgod21uh.jpg

Oh yeah? I challenge you to a battle of hands.


I shall see off your attack.

http://www.cc.gatech.edu/projects/large_models/images/hand/hand.lg.jpg

Hey ive seen his boobs until you follow suite your only second no 3rd behind Shead so Pfft :p
;)
Perhaps it's just me, but that sounds rather funny to me phrased like that.

What i was against Neo are you rigging this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/CHLOERA-AKA-Harlesburg.jpg

No. That would violate my personal morals. I made a program using C++, that mixes up all the names and pits you against each other.

*runs away to find voice*

She sent you two, one was an actual british one, and the other was me being silly and pretending i'm british :p


kekekeke, that picture just screams "GAY!!!"

I know, it amuses and scares at the same time. It's perfect. :D

:eek: Kanabia, you haven't been giving out fluffles have you?

Certainly not. N-A is too respectable to be truly weird. :D

Hey ive seen his boobs until you follow suite your only second no 3rd behind Shead so Pfft
But his boobs are probably bigger than mine. *grumbles*

*grabs Kanabia's bitchtit*

Magical TIN is happy.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7937/magicaltin2gk.jpg

That's a Weebl toon! Hooray for TIN!

She sent you two, one was an actual british one, and the other was me being silly and pretending i'm british :p
Sometimes I pretend I'm a tree. Usually that ends when my neighbors call the police.

Or when I get hungry, for that matter.
I know, it amuses and scares at the same time. It's perfect. :D
Perfect an an evil way. Like "the perfect weapon".
Certainly not. N-A is too respectable to be truly weird. :D
That won't stop me from spewing non-sequiturs in foreign languages!

She sent you two, one was an actual british one, and the other was me being silly and pretending i'm british :p




she only sent me one, i knew you had an Englishy-Aussie accent cause you told me you did

That's a Weebl toon! Hooray for TIN!

*Bows*

But his boobs are probably bigger than mine. *grumbles*

*grabs Kanabia's bitchtit*

No, mine are tiny, I need implants. :(

she only sent me one, i knew you had an Englishy-Aussie accent cause you told me you did

Oh, well it sort-of is. So i'm told anyway. But Shaed told me she sent it to you, hmm. She lies! :p

The eye of TIN darkens...

http://www.morphographic.com/Sphere/Images/eyeball.jpg

Kanabia

http://www.morphographic.com/Sphere/Images/eyeball.jpg

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/172/image1063jf.jpg

http://www.alkidney.org/images/Go%20Kidney!.jpg

http://www.alkidney.org/images/Go%20Kidney!.jpg

:D
For some bizarre reason I found that really funny. I think I've been doing too much reading about kidney infections lately. :p

But it is a cute little kidney.

*raises eyebrow at self*

Surprise ambush duelling guitar solos!

TIN:
http://www.chucksconnection.com/bluephotogallery/images/guitarist.jpg

Kanabia:
http://www.98online.com/photos/opening_night_2004/guitar_solo.jpg

Surprise ambush duelling guitar solos!

TIN:
http://www.chucksconnection.com/bluephotogallery/images/guitarist.jpg

Kanabia:
http://www.98online.com/photos/opening_night_2004/guitar_solo.jpg

http://img236.exs.cx/img236/3882/image1085nn.jpg

:D
For some bizarre reason I found that really funny. I think I've been doing too much reading about kidney infections lately. :p

But it is a cute little kidney.

*raises eyebrow at self*
Ew! :p



Surprise ambush duelling guitar solos!

I could take a photo of me doing a real one, but i'm too lazy. :p

Dribble... dribble before me...

Where have you all gone? Do you no longer wish to play...?

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/3989/image1093qj.jpg

Mwahaha Neo-Anarchists have take over your band!
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/1781/sillay1od.jpg

:D

You got about 2 votes. Kanabia creamed you. I also creamed my opponent.
that was me, wasnt it? :(


well, i can't decide between you two...

so, since you beat the shit out of me in the last round, i suppose my vote will swing its way to Kanabia..... unless...

what are you going to do for my vote? i want door-to-door campaigning people! :)

I will let you vote Kanabia in return for all the cool pics you made me! To be honest I don't care who wins here!

I will let you vote Kanabia in return for all the cool pics you made me! To be honest I don't care who wins here!
bah you are both randomness masters, and i like you both too much to decide. i abstain :(

So many abstainers...

So many abstainers...
my coin landed on the edge, so i flipped it again, but that resulted in 6 spins followed by inexplicable hovering, :confused: so im afraid ill just have to abstain as well.
:headbang:

So many abstainers...
sorry. i just can't do it :p

So many abstainers...
abstainers hee hee.

abstainers hee hee.
Ab stainers.
kekeke...

Ab stainers.
kekeke...
absta in ers... fefefefe

Ok cut that out. The joke has been butchered.

Ok cut that out. The joke has been butchered.
i've created a monster!!.... :eek:

http://davidhalpern.com/Butcher.jpg

TIN, that last one convinced me that I must vote for you.

TIN, that last one convinced me that I must vote for you.
ditto

Why thank you.

I tossed up a matchstick. Head towards me = TIN, away = Kanabia

Kanabia won

I tossed up a matchstick. Head towards me = TIN, away = Kanabia

Kanabia won
What would you have voted if it burst into flames and set your hair alight?

It's a fair cop. Oh well.

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/172/image1063jf.jpg
Be weary of your surroundings, little one. The eye of TIN watches over you for safety...

Kadoing!

Mwahahahahahaha!

I vote TIN.

TIN should take a picture of himself with his eyes to one side whilst performing an Evil Laugh of DOOOM (+4). That would be awesome.

arg! evil TIN!

http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/image1070ur%20evil.jpg

No. That would violate my personal morals. I made a program using C++, that mixes up all the names and pits you against each other.
Yeah N-A kicked my arse something like 8 to 4.
my hat goes off to them.
Fairy Party Hat (http://www.lovetoparty.co.nz/images/Fairy%20Party%20hat.jpg)

The winner will be announced in 20 minutes.

Teh battle is over!

I vote TIN!

and?....

He is creating a new thread. I looked.