NationStates Jolt Archive

These things will NOT happen in the next three years and eleven months:

I will not bow to the anti-cake
The apocalypse will not come.
Starcraft 2 will not come out.
I will not play organized sports.
You will not be a guinea pig.
I will not promote marxism.
The US will not accept the Kyoto Protocols.
The World will not have a lower level of suffering.
I will not get in an automobile accident.
The US will not attack Syria pre-emptively.
You will not eat 29 1/2 socks.
I will not leave my hat for love.
There will be no dictatorships rising in any of the major wester powers.
I will not lose my hair.
The US will not attack Iran pre-emptively.
The US will not get over MTV.
Eutrusca will not break any more bones.
I will not drink any more spoiled milk.
The US will not attack North Korea pre-emptively.
I will not declare war on my feet.
You will not be eaten alive by my RP scientist "Dr. Schnorkel."
The conservatives will not win the British elections.
The South will not rise again.
I will not sexually harass any of the general forum's ladies.
I will not have my wisdom teeth removed.
My Austrian friends will not become any smaller.
Michael Jackson will not...you know.
My hat will not stop being cool.
Martha Stewart will not decorate in a normal fashion, ever again.
The US will not invade Cuba.
Fidel Castro will never die.

MTV faded into irrelevance a long time ago, though the style and (lack of) substance it brought to TV will unfortunately never go away.

Starcraft 2 will not come out.
:(
Shh! If you say that too much it will come true!

MTV faded into irrelevance a long time ago, though the style and (lack of) substance it brought to TV will unfortunately never go away.
Well I know that, but I have given up on relying on the intelligence of others... :D

Oh, and when I have 100% accuracy on these predictions, I expect to be worshiped...



AS A GOD!!!!!!!!! :D :D

No! Starcraft 2 WILL COME OUT! It will, damnit! It will!

By the way, I live in the state of Denial, along the banks of de nile.

Oh, yeah, and Elvis will not come back either.

And how much are you paying Eutrusca to not reveal it to us if he breaks another bone?

I hope it's not itching too much Eutrusca.

Oh, and when I have 100% accuracy on these predictions, I expect to be worshiped...



AS A GOD!!!!!!!!! :D :D

I will not worship you or anything else as a deity. That includes Santa Claus. :p

These things will NOT happen in the next three years and eleven months:

I will not bow to the anti-cake
The apocalypse will not come.
Starcraft 2 will not come out.
I will not play organized sports.
You will not be a guinea pig.
I will not promote marxism.
The US will not accept the Kyoto Protocols.
The World will not have a lower level of suffering.
I will not get in an automobile accident.
The US will not attack Syria pre-emptively.
You will not eat 29 1/2 socks.
I will not leave my hat for love.
There will be no dictatorships rising in any of the major wester powers.
I will not lose my hair.
The US will not attack Iran pre-emptively.
The US will not get over MTV.
Eutrusca will not break any more bones.
I will not drink any more spoiled milk.
The US will not attack North Korea pre-emptively.
I will not declare war on my feet.
You will not be eaten alive by my RP scientist "Dr. Schnorkel."
The conservatives will not win the British elections.
The South will not rise again.
I will not sexually harass any of the general forum's ladies.
I will not have my wisdom teeth removed.
My Austrian friends will not become any smaller.
Michael Jackson will not...you know.
My hat will not stop being cool.
Martha Stewart will not decorate in a normal fashion, ever again.
The US will not invade Cuba.
Fidel Castro will never die.


Cool, I wanted Starcraft 2 to come out. (You used a double negative. :p)

Another thing that won't happen:

I'll ever find the woman I'm looking for... :fluffle:

Another thing that won't happen:

I'll ever find the woman I'm looking for... :fluffle:
The great Andy sees the future and sees...you might just be wrong.