As useful as a hole in the head?
Atheistic Might
24-02-2005, 01:41
This one's pretty self-explanatory. What is as useful as a hole in the head?
Steel Butterfly
24-02-2005, 01:42
Michael Moore
I_Hate_Cows
24-02-2005, 01:45
Michael Moore
People who reply Michael Moore to all such questions as this
Roach-Busters
24-02-2005, 01:47
Bob Dole, that fucking asshole
Bob Dole is the Anti-Christ.
Weapons of Mass Terror
24-02-2005, 01:52
What is as useful as a hole in the head? A head in a hole! hahaha, I crack myself up.
No, really. What if you DID get your head stuck in a hole and no one was around to get it out for you?
Other than that I think Mass Media and Politics are as useful as holes in the head. The Politics make sure to drain your intellect from the hole in your head, and the Mass Media then packs your head with inane bullcrap.
This one's pretty self-explanatory. What is as useful as a hole in the head?
a hole in someone elses head. :D
Steel Butterfly
24-02-2005, 01:53
People who reply Michael Moore to all such questions as this
No really...that fat lying bastard is about as useful as a hole in the head.
Besides...your name is I_Hate_Cows
No really...that fat lying bastard is about as useful as a hole in the head.
Besides...your name is I_Hate_Cows
I bet he's a reformed Hindu!
Steel Butterfly
24-02-2005, 01:57
I bet he's a reformed Hindu!
Wouldn't he think cows are his ancestors then? Sorry if that's just my ignorance towards hindu speaking...but aren't cows supposed to be reincarnations of people? If so...why would he hate them? Does he simply hate people? Is he the second coming of hitler? Satan himself?
Wouldn't he think cows are his ancestors then? Sorry if that's just my ignorance towards hindu speaking...but aren't cows supposed to be reincarnations of people? If so...why would he hate them? Does he simply hate people? Is he the second coming of hitler? Satan himself?
Well i don't know those details, but i do know that Hindu's rever cows.
So i figure he'll still respect cows enough not to eat them, but reformed in the way, that he believes you should have the option of hating them. :)
Math! yay!
Shooting yourself in the foot.
Neo-Anarchists
24-02-2005, 02:04
This one's pretty self-explanatory. What is as useful as a hole in the head?
A trepanning is as useful as a hole in the head.
Keruvalia
24-02-2005, 02:04
I actually have three holes in my head ... they are all very useful.
Legless Pirates
24-02-2005, 02:05
I actually have three holes in my head ... they are all very useful.
You don't have a nose? :eek:
Keruvalia
24-02-2005, 02:08
You don't have a nose? :eek:
Of course ... two nostrils and a mouth ...
The ears only permit sound to enter and the eyes only light ... not, technically, holes. :)
Legless Pirates
24-02-2005, 02:10
Of course ... two nostrils and a mouth ...
The ears only permit sound to enter and the eyes only light ... not, technically, holes. :)
You can still put your pe.....
sorry :eek:
threads such as this one, that degenerate into arguments over how many holes people have in their heads :rolleyes:
Wouldn't he think cows are his ancestors then? Sorry if that's just my ignorance towards hindu speaking...but aren't cows supposed to be reincarnations of people? If so...why would he hate them? Does he simply hate people? Is he the second coming of hitler? Satan himself?
LOL!! :p
Bodies Without Organs
24-02-2005, 02:12
Shooting yourself in the foot.
Nah: that's a good thing, its what soldiers did in the Great War when they heard that there was going to be a show - they shot themselves 'accidentally' in the foot and got hospitalised instead of having to take part in the big push and take their chances walking slowly towards the enemy's machineguns.
Nureonia
24-02-2005, 02:20
A hole in the head is about as useful as a computer.
Shit, the holes in my head account for two senses! Three if you count the eyes... wait, taste is in the mouth hole... Four.
Atheistic Might
24-02-2005, 02:23
Don't forget the hole in the base of your skull. You know, the one that allows your spine to attach to your brain? That one is pretty important...
Neo-Anarchists
24-02-2005, 02:24
A trepanning is as useful as a hole in the head.
I am teh unfunny...
:(
Sometimes when I get a migraine, I wish that I had more holes in my head. Or that someone would inject something with a long needle into it. :mad:
That's true, but shooting yourself in the foot can be a bad thing. A lot of people intend on shooting someone else and then accidentally shoot themselves in the foot. Somehow I can see my dad doing that.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
24-02-2005, 02:33
1. Fashion
2. Normality
3. Common sense
4. Feeling guilt (for any reason)
Divine Imaginary Fluff
24-02-2005, 02:36
I am teh unfunny...
:(
I found it funny. Does that mean I'm unfunny as well, or just that my sense of humor is unusually "funny"?
Yevon Reincarnate
24-02-2005, 02:40
This one's pretty self-explanatory. What is as useful as a hole in the head?
a a box of sawdust.
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 02:45
actually u could use moore to plug that hole in ur head thus stoping poltics from draining u and the media from filling u with crap
I don't know which would hurt more: saw dust in the eyes or a hole in your head?
Neo-Anarchists
24-02-2005, 02:46
I found it funny. Does that mean I'm unfunny as well, or just that my sense of humor is unusually "funny"?
:fluffle:
Yay! Somebody found it funny!
I had thought that nobody understood my humour.
Orignally posted by Teh Cameron Clan
actually u could use moore to plug that hole in ur head thus stoping poltics from draining u and the media from filling u with crap
Which person are you talking to?
Atheistic Might
24-02-2005, 02:51
A two dollar bill.
Bleezdale
24-02-2005, 02:54
A hole in your... bread!!!
Yeah, I dunno... jokes are hard, n' stuff
A hole in your... bread!!!
Yeah, I dunno... jokes are hard, n' stuff
bahaha! i thought it was an excellent joke
here's an anecdote...or whatever you call it. A hole in the head, make sthe brain go dead. Haha!
A new brain is as useful as the hole in your head.
Atheistic Might
24-02-2005, 13:29
But extra brains are useful. Imagine all the practical jokes you could play if you happened to have a spare brain...
Haha! Especially with your brain leaking out of the hole.
Ruaritania
24-02-2005, 13:40
Having the attention span of a tesapoon is about as useful as a hole in the head!
Battlestar Christiania
24-02-2005, 15:46
The French.
Refused Party Program
24-02-2005, 15:49
The French.
Say it enough times and eventually it will be amusing?
Hmmmm. No.
Ruaritania
24-02-2005, 15:51
That's a good one!
yes, although my friend who also happens to have a nation on here once told me this, she made it up on the spot...it just made me laugh!! its totally true!
Jeruselem
24-02-2005, 15:51
Little Johnny (from Australia) :D
Australians would know who I'm talking about
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 16:09
Trepanation is about as usefull as a hole in the head.
www.trepan.com
Duh...that's all I can say to that.
But extra brains are useful. Imagine all the practical jokes you could play if you happened to have a spare brain...
:D
That was a killer
Thank you for saving my day. :)
Neo-Anarchists
24-02-2005, 16:21
Trepanation is about as usefull as a hole in the head.
www.trepan.com
I BEAT YOU TO IT!!! I SAID THAT EARLIER!!!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8281696&postcount=12
What's my point?
Umm, I dunno, but I guess I can look all smug now!
*looks all smug*
Drunk commies
24-02-2005, 16:22
I BEAT YOU TO IT!!! I SAID THAT EARLIER!!!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8281696&postcount=12
What's my point?
Umm, I dunno, but I guess I can look all smug now!
*looks all smug*
Doh!
You Forgot Poland
24-02-2005, 16:22
Another folksinger.
Atheistic Might
25-02-2005, 01:11
Having twelve fingers is as useful as a hole in the head. The extra two don't even work! Why couldn't they be fully functional, enabling typing such as the world has never known...
Teh Cameron Clan
25-02-2005, 01:19
Which person are you talking to?
i dont know *EXPLODES*
Janers place
25-02-2005, 01:25
I have four holes in my head right now, so I honestly cant speak about what is more useful.
What's as useful as a hole in the head?
My dad would say "Tits on a boar pig."