NationStates Jolt Archive

Scott Ritter, child molester and former weapons inspector, stated today that the Anti-Christ, George Bush will soon declare war on the world. This, he said, was part of the monkey Bush's plan of evil genius to rule the world. Bush, the Anti-Christ, is said to be the stupidest mad genius to ever exist.

Kofi Anon, saint and gentleman, stated that if this plan is true the UN must stamp its foot mightily from the sidelines. And also that he supported anything the Sudan wanted to do about the new threat.

Treasonous American liberals quickly moved to condemn the mad monkey's plan as "really bad" and "against freedom of speech and seperation of church and state". Fox News, fair and balanced, quickly aired several reports about Churchhill Ward, leader of all liberals and honest Native American, strange statements about 9/11


I found this news provocative and shocking!! I read it somewhere so by god it must be true!!

bumps thread destined to reach 3000 posts. ;)

Rolfmao!!!! :D

I can't believe you followed Roachy's advice.

Are they teaming up with the SURRENDER MONKEYS? Cause then this would be over as soon as Paris was threatened!

I can't believe you followed Roachy's advice.

I'm a desperate man! I had to try, I had to. . . *weeping* Also not internet savy, what does rolfmao mean?

Bastard Liberals! We should force them to move to Canada and France!

31: roflmao = rolling on the floor; laughing my ass off.....

I'm a desperate man! I had to try, I had to. . . *weeping* Also not internet savy, what does rolfmao mean?

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

(Don't feel too badly, I only learned that a few weeks ago)

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

(Don't feel too badly, I only learned that a few weeks ago)

Arigato gozaimashita! (thanks) I read all these little acronymns and feel like such a small man. Arigato to Black Forest for the answer as well.

Booooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppp!

Oh dein Gott!! Lmao.

Are they teaming up with the SURRENDER MONKEYS? Cause then this would be over as soon as Paris was threatened!

The answer is, YES!! Further down in the thing I read it said France, cowardly nation and wine obsessed people, was very upset with the monkey cowboys statments and that they were going to ask Kofi Anon to stamp his foot "repeatedly" to really let the monkey cowboy have it.

31 and Roach-Busters, you rock.
:p

Well, I have to go to work now. I will spend the day teaching English to Japanese housewives all the while praying, praying and hoping that my gambit will payoff. All the while knowing that my thread is slowly dying and I will find it on page six when I return home tonight.

Ja matta! (see ya later!)

This thread is probably the greatest thing since sleeping in a bed.

Rock on, 31. Rock on.

absofuckinglutely hilarious!

Now *that* was funny.

If Bush is the anti-Christ, can I be a Connecticutian anti-Pope? :D

just to make u happy ill post here further extending this thread

If Bush is the anti-Christ, can I be a Connecticutian anti-Pope? :D
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No, I am the Anti-Christ!!!!

I just came from the future and this news was in the first paper of the year 2025:

WASHINGTON— Today, another generation gave in to the forces of time and allowed societal norms to overcome them. For years, those known now as “Generation Truth” [those born between 1990-1995] have taken a stand against big tobacco companies, the new sexual revolution, the New American Liberation Party, and the Mars Colonization Project. Now, the generation that was once full of drive to bring about change in these uncertain times, have hung up their protest signs in exchange for wedding rings and minivans.

“I just don’t care anymore,” claims Mary Bennett, head of the ‘Hetero Good, Homo Bad’ Foundation, “For years our generation has stood up to try and do what we thought was right for America, but I guess the politicians in Washington only care about their own agendas.”

Over the first and second decades of the 21st century, Generation Truth brought attention to upper-middle class conservative issues and values. Their rise began after September 11, 2001 and strengthened after the passing of the Protection of Marriage Act in July of 2006. At the strength of their influence, Generation Truth had convinced some universities across the nation to implement the Action of Fair Education which assured that conservative professors had their place in higher education, and subjects such as creationism were acceptable in the classroom.

However, a new movement was rising; but, it came from an unexpected source. The generation known best for the “grunge movement” of the early 1990’s was raising their voice, as well as the interest of the youth of America. The pendulum was about to snap as it had in the 1960’s and Generation Truth would be silenced by more liberal philosophies. Just as it had before, the resurrected movement brought attention to the issues of the working class and encouraged a new sense of global consciousness.

“We’re going to change the world!” screamed Alice Steele while dancing to the sounds of an acoustic guitar and bongo drum, “Down with oppression! Freedom of choice! Peace is now!”

Although it remains to be seen how much impact this new up-and-coming generation will have on the societal playground, many social scientists predict their movement will have some influence on the elections in 2028. Dr. O’Brien of American University stated, “By the time politicians start campaigning, the movement will have enough followers to try and convince new voters that a liberal government is more practical than our current conservative leaders. There is no doubt these people will resort to the old tactics of using music, the Internet, and other media outlets to send a message of a better tomorrow and try to convince people that their philosophies are more practical.”

“Well, I guess this was bound to happen,” Alex Acanthi groaned with a sigh, “maybe we should have been focusing on more important issues such as world hunger or the Second Korean War. Instead, we thought we were doing everyone a favor by trying to protect them against tobacco, homosexuals, liberals, and space travel. I guess we were wrong.”

ROFLMAO, 31!!! An excellent parody of Skapedroe

Yes, and if you call within the next 15 minutes, you can get this set of Ginsu knives ABSOLUTELY FREE with your order!
That's a total value of $89.95 for only $50.00! The anti-Popehood and the FREE Ginsu knives!
Call now!

I'm going to hold out for the Shiwala and the collector's set of laminated Bobby Vinton trading cards...

ROFLMAO, 31!!! An excellent parody of Skapedroe

Bahhahahahahaha aa aa damn... Im cryin now!