0mg | 4 H4k4! O_o
J00 4 H4K4? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)
XD
World wide allies
23-02-2005, 19:01
That .. is pathetic ..
I'm not sure how to some that up.
I think these quotes will do it:
'Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".'
'If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.'
'If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.'
Teh funniest :D
The Firstborne
23-02-2005, 19:04
"6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school."
That is seriously one of the fucking funniest things I've read in a long time. Nothing like training in the use of Orbital strikes early huh?
I hate Comet Cursor...wtf is the point of it anyways? Bonzi Buddy is fun though, because of him i memorized the "daisy" song. :D
Still your right...BTW anybody here have "lunix"? ;)
World wide allies
23-02-2005, 19:05
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages :p
Jester III
23-02-2005, 19:05
That .. is pathetic ..
Say it with me, loud and clear: Pa ro dy
Nimzonia
23-02-2005, 19:07
That old chestnut...
More amusing than the actual essay, are the hundreds of outraged comments from people who don't realise it's quite a blatant parody.
Say it with me, loud and clear: Pa ro dy
Yeah...but even for a parody, it's kinda pathetic...
Kroblexskij
23-02-2005, 19:08
deary deary me
World wide allies
23-02-2005, 19:09
Say it with me, loud and clear: Pa ro dy
O-K
Yeah, I posted after reading the first couple of paragraphs .. I'll read it all next time before I post.
XD
reading is for H4x0rz!
How else do they learn their super secret Ninja haxorz moves? From the internet? I don't think so!
The Firstborne
23-02-2005, 19:11
Check the website too, its kinda like the onion, except more subtle. Damn them and their subtlety.
Teh Cameron Clan
23-02-2005, 19:20
OMG !! i think im a hax0rz !! shift + 1 halp !! :eek:
Ezekial2517
23-02-2005, 19:24
It isn't a parody. It's satire. To be a parody you have to be mocking something that actually takes that position.
ie a real essay about your kid being a hacker.
Orioni 2
23-02-2005, 19:27
That article is just pathetic. St*pid Christian fundamentalists.
Drunk commies
23-02-2005, 19:29
I clicked the link for hacker-friendly ISPs on that page and got popups and some thing trying to get me to change my homepage.
Chicken pi
23-02-2005, 19:34
Check the website too, its kinda like the onion, except more subtle. Damn them and their subtlety.
Heh heh, that site is brilliant. I like the review of Jurassic Park 3 which descends into a crazy rant about William H. Macy.
Ramissle
23-02-2005, 19:38
Say it with me, loud and clear: Pa ro dy
Parody? Don't you mean parrot?
Toujours-Rouge
23-02-2005, 19:51
The funniest bit is the comment section :D
Decolace
23-02-2005, 20:08
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages :p
My thoughts exactly! :D
Dimmimar
23-02-2005, 20:19
I saw it ages ago. It's funny :p