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The best way to waste tennis balls...

Kellarly
23-02-2005, 16:15
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/photo_galleries/4289977.stm


Ok i would love to do this personally, but having fairly bad vertigo would kind of stop me...

as in i would be in the middle of the court scared s**tless... :(

but still it looks damn good :D
Autocraticama
23-02-2005, 16:17
i prefer filling them with matcheads and throwing them at things. or using them as potato gun ammunitoin, make a nice fireball on impact.
MuhOre
23-02-2005, 16:17
I'm fairly sure that's a landing pad and not a tennis court..., after all most courts aren't round.
Drunk commies
23-02-2005, 16:19
i prefer filling them with matcheads and throwing them at things. or using them as potato gun ammunitoin, make a nice fireball on impact.
How do you keep them from going off while you are stuffing them?
Iztatepopotla
23-02-2005, 16:21
I'm fairly sure that's a landing pad and not a tennis court..., after all most courts aren't round.
Yup. It's the hotel's helipad. It's all fun and games until somebody decides to go after that volley...
Kellarly
23-02-2005, 16:25
I'm fairly sure that's a landing pad and not a tennis court..., after all most courts aren't round.

Ahem...it does kinda say that in the quotes under the pics...
What is Not Dubya
23-02-2005, 16:28
Whoa! That's crazy.
Demented Hamsters
23-02-2005, 16:44
I have vertigo just looking at those pics.
Nadkor
23-02-2005, 16:45
thats so cool

i want to play tennis there!
Lascivious Maximus
23-02-2005, 16:50
I think it would make a better dodgeball court :D
Daistallia 2104
23-02-2005, 17:14
How do you keep them from going off while you are stuffing them?

A great deal of caution. Many people who "play" with pyrotechnics count serious burns almost as a mark of pride. Those who do pyrotechnics on a more serious level are quite the opposite.

(I've played with a gasoline tennis ball launcher, among other things. I have all my fingers and toes, I have no serious burns. CAUTION is your friend.)
Chicken pi
23-02-2005, 17:17
I think it would make a better dodgeball court :D

It would make an awful squash court, though.
Lascivious Maximus
23-02-2005, 17:29
It would make an awful squash court, though.
It would however make for an interesting Rugby match... :eek:
Nadkor
23-02-2005, 17:31
It would however make for an interesting Rugby match... :eek:
"and i think hes just put a foot in touch....and over the edge he goes"
Chicken pi
23-02-2005, 17:32
It would however make for an interesting Rugby match... :eek:

...and a world record javelin contest.
Fweet
23-02-2005, 23:11
i fill them with amonia soaked iodine crystals and chuck em at things.....big bang, purple stain, and poison gas :D :D :D
Sumamba Buwhan
23-02-2005, 23:17
i remember seeing this before but was sure that it was a driving range for golf balls.
Emperor Salamander VII
24-02-2005, 01:25
Yup... I think playing on that particular court would see me clutching the net with my knuckles going white in an incoherent state of panic.

I can handle heights, just not that amount of height.
Teh Cameron Clan
24-02-2005, 01:36
i prefer filling them with matcheads and throwing them at things. or using them as potato gun ammunitoin, make a nice fireball on impact.
why not finn them with match heads and drop them off of building :D

*forming ideas*
Kellarly
24-02-2005, 09:15
Me thinks i have started something very bad indeed... :(
THE LOST PLANET
24-02-2005, 10:25
A great deal of caution. Many people who "play" with pyrotechnics count serious burns almost as a mark of pride. Those who do pyrotechnics on a more serious level are quite the opposite.

(I've played with a gasoline tennis ball launcher, among other things. I have all my fingers and toes, I have no serious burns. CAUTION is your friend.)I work with a guy who "played" with pyrotechnics.

His right hand has some seriously misshapen fingers and some nasty scars.





His left is a prosthetic hook.
Preebles
24-02-2005, 10:28
I've heard that you can cut a tennis ball in half, put it over the lock of car and somehow unlock it. Yay for car-theft. :D
THE LOST PLANET
24-02-2005, 10:34
I've heard that you can cut a tennis ball in half, put it over the lock of car and somehow unlock it. Yay for car-theft. :DYay for car theft?

Anybody here had a car stolen? *raises hand*

Anybody here ever stolen a car? *hand is still in air*

I've been on both sides Preebles and I won't cheer for that one.



EDIT: Y'know, somehow I feel I shouldn't have posted that.
Reasonabilityness
24-02-2005, 10:41
i remember seeing this before but was sure that it was a driving range for golf balls.

That hotel has a habit of transforming that helipad into whatever suits the celebrity that is willing to be photographed on it. At one point, I think they had Tiger Woods use it as a driving range.
Der Lieben
24-02-2005, 10:43
I find launching them from my potato cannon very fulfilling. :D
New York and Jersey
24-02-2005, 10:50
It would be an interesting place for a pole vault competition..or long jump..
Preebles
24-02-2005, 11:02
Yay for car theft?

Anybody here had a car stolen? *raises hand*

Anybody here ever stolen a car? *hand is still in air*

I've been on both sides Preebles and I won't cheer for that one.



EDIT: Y'know, somehow I feel I shouldn't have posted that.

I'm not seriously cheering though, so it's ok though, right? :D
THE LOST PLANET
24-02-2005, 11:09
I'm not seriously cheering though, so it's ok though, right? :DYeah Yeah Right, Nobody's serious here. It's all a joke.




Really, Anybody know the statute of limitations on auto theft?
Harlesburg
24-02-2005, 11:19
I'm fairly sure that's a landing pad and not a tennis court..., after all most courts aren't round.
Sure i wouldnt mind playing anyway but it woulld be better for cricket. ;)
Helennia
24-02-2005, 11:20
Yeah Yeah Right, Nobody's serious here. It's all a joke.
Really, Anybody know the statute of limitations on auto theft?
Whoops - I just have to duck out and return a c-, uh, tennis ball to someone ...
Harlesburg
24-02-2005, 11:23
A great deal of caution. Many people who "play" with pyrotechnics count serious burns almost as a mark of pride. Those who do pyrotechnics on a more serious level are quite the opposite.

(I've played with a gasoline tennis ball launcher, among other things. I have all my fingers and toes, I have no serious burns. CAUTION is your friend.)
Bah

Caution is a Boredom Whore
Deeelo
24-02-2005, 11:23
Also looks like a nice place to hit golf balls from.
THE LOST PLANET
24-02-2005, 11:24
Whoops - I just have to duck out and return a c-, uh, tennis ball to someone ...If that "tennis ball" looks like an '85 Cavalier, it's mine.
Helennia
24-02-2005, 11:35
If that "tennis ball" looks like an '85 Cavalier, it's mine.Does it have a dint in the rear passenger-side door?

I mean, if tennis balls had doors... or passengers.

'Cos if not, it does now.
THE LOST PLANET
24-02-2005, 11:48
Does it have a dint in the rear passenger-side door?

I mean, if tennis balls had doors... or passengers.

'Cos if not, it does now.Oh, well then keep it.


The insurance company already paid me on it anyways.
Helennia
25-02-2005, 14:19
Oh, well then keep it.


The insurance company already paid me on it anyways.
They paid me for the dint too. :p
Autocraticama
25-02-2005, 15:01
Yay for car theft?

Anybody here had a car stolen? *raises hand*

Anybody here ever stolen a car? *hand is still in air*

I've been on both sides Preebles and I won't cheer for that one.



EDIT: Y'know, somehow I feel I shouldn't have posted that.

uuuhhh....tennis balls are hollow, it would do as much good as putting a bowl over the lock.
Burgman-Allen
25-02-2005, 17:24
Did anyone also notice its on a man made island. It's also the only building on the island...an isolated hotel on a man made island. Hmm.