NationStates Jolt Archive

Question are you a Ernie or a Bert?

-Cripes i almost asked are you a Bernie or a Ert?LOL

So i was looking for some good Pics and came across this

Bert
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HerrBert.jpg
SS Totenkopf Herr Bert
or this the truth
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/JFKBert.jpg
JFK go bang?
or
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/UsamaBinBerta.jpg
Bin Berta
or
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/ErnieandBert.jpg
Both
Well what are you?

Well as i was looking i found this site sure is funny
www.gtrcentral.com

Heah i wanted a fricken Poll.! :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

We are Bert, and we are legion.

Yes i am Bert Bert has always been a bit cranky and so that is me.

8. Ernie and Bert were at home. Ernie was standing before a blank canvas wearing a smock and a beret and holding a palette and a paintbrush, as though painting. 9. Bert approached Ernie and asked Ernie what he was doing. 10. "I am finishing a painting," he replied. 11. "But what have you painted? I see nothing," said Bert. 12. Said Ernie: "It is a picture of a cow eating grass." 13. "Where is the grass?" asked Bert, pointing at the blank white canvas, 14. to which replied Ernie, "The cow ate it." 15. "And where is the cow?" asked Bert. To which Ernie replied 16. "Why would the cow hang around if there is no more grass?"

Thats funny.LOL

I think this Thread is about as succesful as the Bay of Pigs i might just recreate it later. :(

I'm a mix of both... Except I'm not a flaming queen like Ernie.

i am bert, evil cranky bert always with a smart answer to smart comments...ha ha ha

Am I an uptight closeted homosexual with an oval head and ties to the Nazi party or am I an FBI agent watching said gay Nazi while in deep cover as a mincing flamboyant pumpkinhead? I'll vote none of the above.

Bert is evil. We have the evidence to prove it.

www.spacecat.com/bert/evidence.htm

Therefore I am Bert.

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Unicron.