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A tribute to the crappiest debators of NS history

Colodia
23-02-2005, 05:54
A toast, to those who cannot hold their ground in an argument even when the facts are obvious and aid them in every way, shape, and form. A toast to those who immediatly resort to flaming and stereotyping. A toast to those who post-and-run. Although let's leave those whose CAPS speak louder than their own voices nameless ;)

These are the people that make up REAL NS debates.
These are the things dreams are made of.

They are so often cursed, flamed, beaten, battered, and torn. We never take a step back and look at how they've strengthened our own position, the position against them. We never look at how easier they make our lives. We never look at how they entertain us for hundreds and hundreds of posts.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the things dreams are made of.
Skapedroe
23-02-2005, 05:58
I dont know all that much about this since Im one of the better debators around here
Hammolopolis
23-02-2005, 06:00
^^^^
It's one of Bush's conspiracies, don't listen.

Let me make a specific tribute.
To Servus Dei:
From insisting the world is the center of the universe, that Pope John Paul II is a heretic, and that all blacks are violent you are just impressive in both your range of topics and narrow mindedness. PS I don't think you're real, just kind of a funny troll, but a crappy debator none the less.
Colodia
23-02-2005, 06:02
I was hoping that you could just leave subtle hints rather than directly handing out names.

You know, we do have mods that get uptight pretty fast.
Patra Caesar
23-02-2005, 06:12
I hereby nominate myself. Although I rarely participate in serious debates, I participate in many ludicrous ones with my poor spelling and dismal grammar!:D Plus I put smiley faces on threads that involve genital mutilation, but only when it involves men because if I even smirked at some female's poor luck I know quite well that I would be strung up with piano wire. Hurray!:D
Oksana
23-02-2005, 06:17
I have to "unnominate/denominate" Patra Caesar because I just look through his quotes for my 'Nsers ay the darndest thing' thread, and you don't hold a candle to some people on here when it comes to poor arguer. :)
Sumamba Buwhan
23-02-2005, 06:21
I'm the best argumentator here (with the keenest sense of proper english and grammare, punctuation;) and you cant prove me wrong because there is no source that you can link to! Plus I would never say or do anything to offend anyone!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/skratte/Signs/jesusowned.jpg
The Plutonian Empire
23-02-2005, 06:22
I'm not sure wether or not I'm crappy enough to be nominated... >.> :D
Nation of Fortune
23-02-2005, 06:25
WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1111111111111111oneshift+one!!!!!!1111

I R teh Best Arguererer H3r311111111
Pwned
Oksana
23-02-2005, 06:26
You already offended me! I want to be the most gramatically correct! JK. :)
Nation of Fortune
23-02-2005, 06:27
Anyway, back on track. Good thread Colodia, I shall find this very interesting.

WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1111111111111111oneshift+one!!!!!!1111

I R teh Best Arguererer H3r311111111
Pwned

*shudders* Did I really do that?
Kryozerkia
23-02-2005, 06:29
Gee, no one's nominated me for being the crappiest Canadian debater here who only spews the same socialist-liberal propoganda? :D
Nation of Fortune
23-02-2005, 06:30
Gee, no one's nominated me for being the crappiest Canadian debater here who only spews the same socialist-liberal propoganda? :D
I'm sorry, You made my day a long time ago by quoting me in your sig. So you shall always be good in my books, unless you really piss me off.
Patra Caesar
23-02-2005, 06:33
I have to "unnominate/denominate" Patra Caesar because I just look through his quotes for my 'Nsers ay the darndest thing' thread, and you don't hold a candle to some people on here when it comes to poor arguer. :)

So crappy I can't even argue back against being denominated!:p
Emperor Salamander VII
23-02-2005, 06:37
I'm a definite wannabe on the debating front.

I think my greatest weakness is often being able to see both sides of a given debate which leads me to want to try and reconcile both sides, usually ending with both sides hating me rather than each other :p
Colodia
23-02-2005, 06:40
People people...

The host of the thread himself clearly created this topic as a sanction to both himself and to the other crappy debators of NS.


CLEARLY!
Peopleandstuff
23-02-2005, 06:42
I'm not sure wether or not I'm crappy enough to be nominated... >.> :D
Sorry to disapoint you Plutonian Empire, but so far as I can determine, you dont qualify for inclusion in this particular list....
Sumamba Buwhan
23-02-2005, 06:42
People people...

The host of the thread himself clearly created this topic as a sanction to both himself and to the other crappy debators of NS.


CLEARLY!


how in teh world can you be both the uberest spamgirl AND crappiest debator? dont hog all teh glory!
The Plutonian Empire
23-02-2005, 06:51
Sorry to disapoint you Plutonian Empire, but so far as I can determine, you dont qualify for inclusion in this particular list....
Aww.... Thanks for letting me know though.. :)
Sdaeriji
23-02-2005, 07:00
How do we nominate someone in a non-flamebait way?
Armandian Cheese
23-02-2005, 07:00
So, no one gonna nominate the nutcase anti-sex fanatic who tries to convert people to the true path of anti-sexuality? ;)
Skapedroe
23-02-2005, 07:07
How do we nominate someone in a non-flamebait way?
just nominate them with a positive spin
Nation of Fortune
23-02-2005, 07:09
So, no one gonna nominate the nutcase anti-sex fanatic who tries to convert people to the true path of anti-sexuality? ;)
well, I might, but just because our views are different doesn't mean you get nominated.
Armandian Cheese
23-02-2005, 07:10
True. But most people were under the opinion that my logic was either "insane" or "dude, you need to get laid".
Oksana
23-02-2005, 07:11
originally posted by Skapedroe
just nominate them with a positive spin

I would like to nominate Yupeanu because he/she is a true commi-socialist friend. :p
Nation of Fortune
23-02-2005, 07:13
True. But most people were under the opinion that my logic was either "insane" or "dude, you need to get laid".
yeah, but you are pretty good negotiator, at least when you aren't flaming. Just most people pay no attention to you when you say no sex right off. My suggestion is to start a puppet nation, write down a well thought out argument against sex, with out actually mentioning it until the end. Kind of like the Dihydrigen Monoxide arguments.
Armandian Cheese
23-02-2005, 07:16
Yeah, people tend to look at my point of "no sex" and then just attack me afterwards, without looking at my points. And where was I flaming? I generally try to avoid that.
Nation of Fortune
23-02-2005, 07:18
Yeah, people tend to look at my point of "no sex" and then just attack me afterwards, without looking at my points. And where was I flaming? I generally try to avoid that.
the mistress kimberly thread.
But if you do my suggestion people might actually read it all the way through before throwing it out the window, and that way your ideas would still be in their mind.
Armandian Cheese
23-02-2005, 07:20
Well, I was trying to be polite, and did not flame anyone there, although I admit my "advice" was a tad too fanatical. Then again, she asked for how to deal with the loss of her boyfriend, and everyone else suggested a myriad bunch of options, so I pitched in my two cents. And she never asked me to stop, so if I in anyway bothered her, I apologize greatly, for I did not know.
Texarkania
23-02-2005, 07:22
Well, since I never debate, but just keep track of who all the smart people are that agree with my point of view and who all the stupid people are that disagree - I guess I'm out.




:)
Evil Woody Thoughts
23-02-2005, 07:27
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399954

I will say no more...
CthulhuFhtagn
23-02-2005, 07:28
To Servus Dei:
From insisting the world is the center of the universe, that Pope John Paul II is a heretic, and that all blacks are violent you are just impressive in both your range of topics and narrow mindedness. PS I don't think you're real, just kind of a funny troll, but a crappy debator none the less.
TT's dead serious, sorry to say.

To Colodia:

The mods don't get uptight about anything with TT, apparently. I guess it's like with Alanysism. They get in trouble for flamebait.
Domici
23-02-2005, 07:37
I'd like to nominate Hadesrulesmuch for trying to be physically (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=domici&word2=hadesrulesmuch) intimidating over the internet in our argument over miracles and magic. :D
Teh Cameron Clan
23-02-2005, 23:17
I dont know all that much about this since Im one of the better debators around here
shure u are *nudge nudge*
Vittos Ordination
23-02-2005, 23:20
I say Zeppistan and Eutrusca just to see the nuclear fallout that it will cause.
Occidio Multus
23-02-2005, 23:20
after how mad i made everyone on that rape thread, esp. Sinahue. maybe i am worthy. or maybe not.
Occidio Multus
23-02-2005, 23:21
plus my insensitive rhetoric about how every one should have a stay at home parent. that was also a terrible day for some people here.
Roach-Busters
23-02-2005, 23:28
Crappiest debator:

>>>>Me<<<<
Word Games
23-02-2005, 23:28
I dont know all that much about this since Im one of the better debators around here


One might say a master.
Crassius
23-02-2005, 23:35
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the things dreams are made of.

You left out grammar nazi's and for that, I shall correct you; it should read: "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the things of which dreams are made."

Fear the grammarians; they add so much to our conversations.
Word Games
23-02-2005, 23:37
You left out grammar nazi's and for that, I shall correct you: it should read "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the things of which dreams are made."

Fear the grammarians.

That is a good one! :p
Oksana
24-02-2005, 01:40
Sdaeriji is a grammar nazi. If you want people to spell your name right, get one people can remember. Why would someone waste time copying the name of someone who they don't respect and who doesn't respect them? I could care less if i spelled your name right. He definitely qualifies as crappiest debater, can I nominate him? :rolleyes:
Swimmingpool
24-02-2005, 01:45
I dont know all that much about this since Im one of the better debators around here
;)
International Terrans
24-02-2005, 01:55
Gee, no one's nominated me for being the crappiest Canadian debater here who only spews the same socialist-liberal propoganda? :D
I thought that would happen to me...
Andaluciae
24-02-2005, 01:58
Vote for Andaluciae!
Keruvalia
24-02-2005, 01:59
plus my insensitive rhetoric about how every one should have a stay at home parent. that was also a terrible day for some people here.

Heh ... well ... some folks are just sensitive.

I must remember to peruse these threads more often ... I always miss the ones where everybody goes home angry.
Jayastan
24-02-2005, 02:00
I'd like to nominate Hadesrulesmuch for trying to be physically (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=domici&word2=hadesrulesmuch) intimidating over the internet in our argument over miracles and magic. :D


fuck did i ever get killed
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=jayastan&word2=fuck
Oksana
24-02-2005, 02:00
lol!
Keruvalia
24-02-2005, 02:02
Grammar Nazis, White Separatists/Nationalists, Men who feel they have the right to tell women what to do with their bodies, People who make every attempt at forcing their morality/religion down other people's throats, self-righteous Atheists, people who are deliberately obtuse, attention whores, and people who take life way too seriously.

In short, I hate everyone here. :p
Kahta
24-02-2005, 02:03
Well, I know I'll be mentioned here, so consider this a tag.
Legless Pirates
24-02-2005, 02:03
fuck did i ever get killed
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=jayastan&word2=fuck
ROFL

7 hits.... Muahahaha!
Oksana
24-02-2005, 02:04
Great Keruvalia :( That makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Keruvalia
24-02-2005, 02:06
Great Keruvalia :( That makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Don't it just? :D
Jayastan
24-02-2005, 02:09
I dont know if these two guys are even for real but i find them very funny

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8281710#post8281710

voteearly and jesussaves of course

hopefully they dont leave they are so funny :fluffle:
Oksana
24-02-2005, 02:15
:D
Legless Pirates
24-02-2005, 02:16
Don't it just? :D
You do it to me
Oksana
24-02-2005, 02:17
OMG! I was going through Jesussaves quotes for my 'NSers say the darndest things...' thread. He is so fucking funny. Everyone go and vote, there's a new poll. Just for saying fucking I think I'll have to go to church and ask god for his help. :D
Preebles
24-02-2005, 02:18
I dont know if these two guys are even for real but i find them very funny

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread...710#post8281710

voteearly and jesussaves of course

hopefully they dont leave they are so funny
See, as much as it is fun, I think they might be raising my blood pressure to dangerous levels. :p
Bottle
24-02-2005, 02:20
I dont know if these two guys are even for real but i find them very funny

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8281710#post8281710

voteearly and jesussaves of course

hopefully they dont leave they are so funny :fluffle:
i think VoteEarly should get a special prize for having his tush handed to him on his own thread, then cutting all his posts and running away, then asking the mods to delete the thread to hide his disgrace. i'm delighted he continues to show his face around here, though i don't know how he can, and i hope he sticks around long enough to humiliate himself in a similar manner at least once more...i got the best ab workout of my life laughing at him on that thread of his.
Cogitation
24-02-2005, 02:20
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/skratte/Signs/jesusowned.jpg
I was, initially, rather displeased with this. But then, I suddenly remembered "Wait a minute.... Jesus PWNED Death three days later! :D "

Nevertheless, I'd be a little wary of posting something like that. It could be construed as trolling.

You know, we do have mods that get uptight pretty fast.
Yeah, particularly when you dedicate threads to talking about bad players. Not to put too fine a point on it, Colodia, but this is liable to cause trouble.

iLock.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation