NationStates Jolt Archive

It has come time to pay homage to the one of the greatest kooks in all history:
Francis E. Dec.

Why is it time? Because I got bored.

Here's a snippet of his gloriously insightful writings.
Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God scum-on-top staged like Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors with Communist Gangster Computer God speed recording, instantaneous, simultaneous edited simulated voices implanted for all TV and news media microphones in any known language. Unbelievable con artist gangsterism solely for the overall plan. Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery. Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter slime from the academies which Mr. Dec intelligently refused unsolicited acceptance to the most elite academy from here in Niggertown and even insidious con artist gangster divorcée Pope John, they both speak Spanish and even Portuguese. Solely Mr. Dec exposes False God Sodomy and Gomorrah of you Worldwide Computer God parroting puppet gangster slaves. Make copies for yourself you hangman rope gangster scum-on-top. Laugh your mad giggle now.

Francis E. Dec Exhibit (http://home.pacifier.com/%7Edkossy/dec.html)
The same essay and stuff, but this webpage has sound files! (http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec.html)

Come on, people!
Are there no kookologists here on NS?
:(

Bumpity!

this makes my head hurt

Come on, people!
Are there no kookologists here on NS?
:(

There are plenty of kooks here to study. :D

I am a mollusc. Study me.

:D

Bump!

That's fantastic... but I still can't make head nor tail of it. I just like the fact that communist gangster computer god is a phrase.

I'll make the people an offer they can't refuse.... LOL.

(I'm sorry.)

The Sound Files are even better!

Rant 1:
http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec/dec05.ram
I don't like this one much.
Actually, this one gets good partway through

Rant 2:
http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec/dec03.ram
This one is one of the best.

Rant 3:
http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec/dec02.ram
He's very angry about something.

Two other random rants:
http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec/dec01.ram
http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec/dec04.ram

whoa.... my brain... it's melting!
This is quite possibly the most strangest thing ever. I thought my thoughts were erratic.

This is not a bump.

How is this stuff found anyway? I can never find original stuff like this, I tend to be linked, and spread the gold about. Where does it all come from?

How is this stuff found anyway? I can never find original stuff like this, I tend to be linked, and spread the gold about. Where does it all come from?
:confused:
Do you mean where did I find it?

If so, the answer is "no fucking idea". I tend to google random words sometimes, and just surf through random pages, and I'm guessing this was one of those situations.

:confused:
Do you mean where did I find it?

If so, the answer is "no fucking idea". I tend to google random words sometimes, and just surf through random pages, and I'm guessing this was one of those situations.

yeah, that's what I was asking.
I've listened to all the soundfiles you linked, and I have a headache now.... but I haven't checked the links up top. So I'm gonna.

yeah, that's what I was asking.
I've listened to all the soundfiles you linked, and I have a headache now.... but I haven't checked the links up top. So I'm gonna.
The first one has the text of 3 of the rants, the second one is the page with the sounds files, but the files are mislabelled.

its like "Fittier Happier" by Radiohead, but even more....obscure?

its like "Fittier Happier" by Radiohead, but even more....obscure?
"Fitter Happier" actually had a point, though.
:D

"Fitter Happier" actually had a point, though.
:D
thats a good point... :)