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The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4108&nib=1)
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.

The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4108&nib=1)

Lol

rolls over laughing. Some been watching too many Indiana Jones movies I see.

This justgoes to show that Mr. Bush is a whole lot dumber than I thought he was, and I originally thought he had the intellect of a crayon.

This justgoes to show that Mr. Bush is a whole lot dumber than I thought he was, and I originally thought he had the intellect of a crayon.

Somehow the word "irony" isn't quite enough for this....

This justgoes to show that Mr. Bush is a whole lot dumber than I thought he was, and I originally thought he had the intellect of a crayon.
oh dear

Although I am a Bush supporter...

LOL!

I mean, I can support a guys ideas, but you can still laugh at him when it's funny :).

Does anybody else have the 'our dumb century' book?

Somehow the word "irony" isn't quite enough for this....
I quite literally fell over laughing.

Now that's a good article. I'm tired of Fox news. :D

Heh heh heh, amusing!:D

I'm just scared that someone won't see it is from the Onion and take it seriously...

Much approval :D

I'm just scared that someone won't see it is from the Onion and take it seriously...
That's already happened.
:(

caught in the act, so sad

Bumblers of the lost ark (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Reaper2k3/Bumblersofhtelostark.jpg)

This justgoes to show that Mr. Bush is a whole lot dumber than I thought he was, and I originally thought he had the intellect of a crayon.

There is still time to salvage some dignity.

Quick! Say you were taking the piss!

caught in the act, so sad

Bumblers of the lost ark (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Reaper2k3/Bumblersofhtelostark.jpg)
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/laugh.gif

So I have been fooled. Well, I'll defend myself.

I didn't know what "The Onion" was. I've never heard of it, so I'm pleading ignorance. No, I wasn't taking the piss... I'm being honest, here.

*proceeds to curl into a fetal position, awaiting a dozen ass kickings*

So I have been fooled. Well, I'll defend myself.

I didn't know what "The Onion" was. I've never heard of it, so I'm pleading ignorance. No, I wasn't taking the piss... I'm being honest, here.

*proceeds to curl into a fetal position, awaiting a dozen ass kickings*
All I can say is "MORON! TRY READING THE ARTICLE NEXT TIME!"

By the way, if think Bush is THAt dumb, then you obviously didn't know that no President has ever been a complete moron. Self-serving, manipulative, conniving, yes. But stupid, I think not. Their parents actually genetically breed them to be smart pricks. "The Onion" wrote an article on that too...

You actually think that Bush is intelligent? He didn't even score 100 on his IQ test. I'm not saying he's a total moron --- I'm just saying he's a moron.

And yes, I suppose I should have read the whole article.

All I can say is "MORON! TRY READING THE ARTICLE NEXT TIME!"

By the way, if think Bush is THAt dumb, then you obviously didn't know that no President has ever been a complete moron. Self-serving, manipulative, conniving, yes. But stupid, I think not. Their parents actually genetically breed them to be smart pricks. "The Onion" wrote an article on that too...
What lies, don't you see that picture of them actually removing teh Ark of the Covenant? They are keeping at an undisclosed location

i love the onion.

it's like the daily show in print

Nice one! started reading that for a sec thinking it was a real story! LOL

At least you read the whole thing... I read part of it, and look at what happened to me!

*Kicks own ass*

You actually think that Bush is intelligent? He didn't even score 100 on his IQ test. I'm not saying he's a total moron --- I'm just saying he's a moron.

And yes, I suppose I should have read the whole article.
LOL! You fool! He has, at the least, made himself and his friends rich by using his powerful position!

Sure, he may be helping improve the quality of life of people in Iraq, but the point is, HE IS RICH! By the way, you ARE NOT! Therefore, if a dumbass is better off financially than you, then what does that say about you? I just choose to believe that he has specifically done things to improve his own financial standing. In that case, he's pretty damn smart.

LOL! You fool! He has, at the least, made himself and his friends rich by using his powerful position!

Sure, he may be helping improve the quality of life of people in Iraq, but the point is, HE IS RICH! By the way, you ARE NOT! Therefore, if a dumbass is better off financially than you, then what does that say about you?
...that his parents are rich bastards and got him where he is today on power and influence alone?

This justgoes to show that Mr. Bush is a whole lot dumber than I thought he was, and I originally thought he had the intellect of a crayon.

hm.

here, have a cookie.

and just to let you know, im joking.. an honest mistake is understandable. that and i would expect you to do the same thing if i said something like that.

and popadoplis is me, sorry. i cant seem to figure out how to log out properly.

You actually think that Bush is intelligent? He didn't even score 100 on his IQ test. I'm not saying he's a total moron --- I'm just saying he's a moron.

And yes, I suppose I should have read the whole article.


hmm...i thought i remember reading that his national guard IQ test pegged him at 115-120, and put his intelligence in the 98th percentile. i also remember kerry refused to make his SAT socres public record after bush did because he scored lower...and i think kerry's military tests pegged him around 110.

of course this only proves that more than a high IQ is needed to string a coherent sentance together.

Those damn Nazis, always trying to ruin everything........ I just grinned when I looked at it :D.

i love the onion.

it's like the daily show in print

Hey, now don't compare the greatness that is the Daily Show with the Onion.

Its like comparing George Washington to George Bush Jr. Much difference and struggles.

Ah, more and more bullshit. That IS funny, though.

Hey, now don't compare the greatness that is the Daily Show with the Onion.

Its like comparing George Washington to George Bush Jr. Much difference and struggles.


fake news that's hilarious.

daily show is on TV

onion is in print.

what's the big difference?

fake news that's hilarious.

daily show is on TV

onion is in print.

what's the big difference?
Because the truth is so much funnier than fiction

lolz0r