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What, in your opinion, is the conspiracy that controls the world?

The Jew runs the world.

The Illuminati, surely!

The Jew runs the world.

*lol*

Because we all didn't see that one coming :rolleyes:

there is no conspiracy that runs the world

Poll is up now

Blame Canada

The RSP (reptillian saucer people) in conjunction with the Freemasons, and the antichrist, David Hasselhoff. The only people who can stop them are the BPOE, the bigfoot/yeti alliance, and Jesussaves.

I've often wondered about this myself, actually.

The trick is to follow the paths of power. For example, start with an obvious choice:
-President Bush (scary thought)

However, he is controlled by advisors, congress, foreign powers, etc. If you keep following these paths up, you will eventually realize that no one rules the world, and that we are all going to die.

Have a nice day. :D

The Jew runs the world.


well then they must be the superior race. Thanks for clearning that up.

Saddam Hussein.

whomever you think runs the world, is probably just a puppet to a puppet of the real group that runs it.
I think Wal-mart is the entity that truly runs the world.

Isn't it obvious?

The Swedish do.

Wow .. the table went all crazy on me then :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/jb909/untitled.jpg

ME! :D :D :D :D :D

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

*Takes medication*

Isn't it obvious?

The Swedish do.

I had a Swedish girl control my world once, for a little while.

Close, Imperial Guard, It's actually Swedish Masons! Clearly everyone knows that all Conspiring Masons are Swedish!

Wow .. the table went all crazy on me then :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/jb909/untitled.jpg
So who's this "emma"?

So who's this "emma"?

The reaaaaaal controller of the world !

:eek:

I don't know where all the power lies.

Isn't it rather peculiar, though, that both presidential candidates this past election were members of the Skull and Bones society?

Inadvertantly, it is the 33rd Degree masons. Look at the world leaders and a vast majority of them are masons, whether it is a Scottish Rite or York Rite mason. Due to their political infulence, they obtain the distinction of being a 33rd degree mason, which that honor is handed out only to the wealthy, influential, and or extremely devoted (has held offices for the masons, and or has perfomed well above any others for the charities involved and or for the organization). I am a 32nd degree mason, and hopefully someday I will be a 33rd. The illuminati had unfortunately hidden in the masonry ranks during the past, but it is a proven fact that they are no more.

Inadvertantly, it is the 33rd Degree masons. Look at the world leaders and a vast majority of them are masons, whether it is a Scottish Rite or York Rite mason. Due to their political infulence, they obtain the distinction of being a 33rd degree mason, which that honor is handed out only to the wealthy, influential, and or extremely devoted (has held offices for the masons, and or has perfomed well above any others for the charities involved and or for the organization). I am a 32nd degree mason, and hopefully someday I will be a 33rd. The illuminati had unfortunately hidden in the masonry ranks during the past, but it is a proven fact that they are no more.
The bigfoot/yeti alliance will put an end to your evil masonic plot.

Is anyone else getting really messed up percentages on the Poll?

I'm getting like 400-500% .. and it changes with every vote .. damn you poll.

*Oh, and I feel it is the Rock and Roll empire who control the world, only people that rock THAT much can control the world.

Is anyone else getting really messed up percentages on the Poll?

I'm getting like 400-500% .. and it changes with every vote .. damn you poll.
It's because people can choose more than one option on this poll.

There is no conspiracy which controls the world. Your paranoia is showing.

Chubbsco - sent you a telegram.

Well, I'll tell you who ISN'T running the world...the jingoists, rubes, blind patriots, dupes, sheep, and followers.

Lesson for today = don't be one of the above!

Well, I'll tell you who ISN'T running the world...the jingoists, rubes, blind patriots, dupes, sheep, and followers.

Lesson for today = don't be one of the above!
I'm an Elk. I'm helping to fight the groups that control the world, RSPs, Freemasons, and David Hasselhoff.

The last time I checked, the evil Masonic plot was to get more beer in the fridge in the lodge kitchen. :)

the stupid people

The last time I checked, the evil Masonic plot was to get more beer in the fridge in the lodge kitchen. :)
I like that plot. Very very much.

This middle finger of mine.

Seriously, flick it at someone and they are paralyzed with fear.

The last time I checked, the evil Masonic plot was to get more beer in the fridge in the lodge kitchen. :)
That's disgusting. We must put a stop to this.

That's disgusting. We must put a stop to this.
Yeah, I mean, if they're going to plot, they should at least plot to buy some marijuana or something.
Geez... Beer... What's the world coming to?
:D

The Jew runs the world.
I think the world would be in much better shape if that were true.

I voted for the lesbians, BTW.

I think the world would be in much better shape if that were true.

I voted for the lesbians, BTW.

The Jew's domain actually extends far beyond Occupied Palestine.

The Jew's domain actually extends far beyond Occupied Palestine.
It has even penetrated the entertaiment industry!

The Jew's domain actually extends far beyond Occupied Palestine.
It has even penetrated the entertaiment industry!

The bigfoot/yeti alliance will put an end to your evil masonic plot.

Actualy the poster is inadvertently correct.

The amount of Masons who are in positions of power etc... would make us the closest thing to "rulers of the world" in terms of the Western World. However Masons don't operate as a cabal with a collective interest and goal. As such while it could[/d] in [i]theory be possible for 33rds to be running the world it is not in fact happening. Mainly because 33rds are just extraordinary normal people who disagree with each other and aren't involved in any sort of global take over scheme.

The Jew's domain actually extends far beyond Occupied Palestine.
It has even penetrated the entertaiment industry!

Well as the town where I live is dominated by two military barracks, a Jesuit University and a small arms factory. The two choices I made were the literal truth for here.

The western and eastern millionaires - but they have a symbiotic relationship with the military industrial complex in which warfare or the development of weapons is used to attain as well as create more wealth. They feed off each other, and through their wealth, influence nations.

That's my opinion, anyway.

Actualy the poster is inadvertently correct.

The amount of Masons who are in positions of power etc... would make us the closest thing to "rulers of the world" in terms of the Western World. However Masons don't operate as a cabal with a collective interest and goal. As such while it could[/d] in [i]theory be possible for 33rds to be running the world it is not in fact happening. Mainly because 33rds are just extraordinary normal people who disagree with each other and aren't involved in any sort of global take over scheme.

Very true, the only thing Masons seek is Peace, Charity and Justice.

A universal brotherhood where race, religion, social status and wealth are not barriers to people interacting.

It also teaches us that we are all the same. We enter this world in the same maner and we leave it just as easily no matter our circumstance.

It has even penetrated the entertaiment industry!

im glad you reinforced that, I didnt get it the 1st or 2nd times :p

Now why isnt the Illuminati a pick?! Cmon now. Skull and Crossbones club?

Jeez get a clue! :cool:

Now why isnt the Illuminati a pick?! Cmon now. Skull and Crossbones club?

Jeez get a clue! :cool:
As any fule knows, the Illuminati are just a front for the Masons. ;)

As any fule knows, the Illuminati are just a front for the Masons. ;)

Illuminati used Masonic lodges for their own means.

Illuminati also no longer exist... or do they?

Well, I'll tell you who ISN'T running the world...the jingoists, rubes, blind patriots, dupes, sheep, and followers.

Lesson for today = don't be one of the above!

Sheep rule a Nation at least. Three = OZ, New Zealand, and Holy Sheep.

Illuminati used Masonic lodges for their own means.

Illuminati also no longer exist... or do they?

That's what they want you to think.

Unicron.

Unicron.
:eek:

Money runs the world.

Seeing as all these groups are very close in vote tally, I bet they're all secretly in league!
:eek:

:eek:

Yep, complete with Orson Welles' voice.

1. and 2., i.e. the entire US

The Evil Dark Cabaal of Dark Cabaals which have ruled the world at various points in time.

In all honesty, as an American, it's probably either the rich assholes in New England that own all of the Fortune 500 companies, or maybe the Illuminati, since all of those rich assholes are probably Illuminati anyways.

The Jew runs the world.

Mahatir says it.. So it must be true.. :D

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Anyway.. money makes the world go round.

Hey what happened to the middle-east oil baron conspirators with the Terrorists?

I would have voted for the UFOs or the Servants of Cthulhu, but they're not on there. So, the next most likely source of world-dominating conspiracies is probably the Gnomes of Zurich.