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Lately I've been hearing about this guy named Jesus and it really angers me that so many people follow him. He is just yet another false idol created by Satan to lure people away from....whatever Holy Deity it is again. He is a masterpiece created by the Devil to make people think they are worshipping the true God, when in the end they are only dooming themselves to Hell. Satan went to such elaborate lengths to convert people to this "Jesus" fellow that he even wrote an entire book about him! But be strong, faithlings, for knowledge that Jesus is Satan will save you from eternal damnation!

Although I don't worship Jesus, don't you think that that's a big of a strong statement to make over something your not sure of?

nice trolling though, but even I know that the bible was originally a novel.
Also, you might be contradicting yourself, being that jesus effectively invented hell.

nice trolling though, but even I know that the bible was originally a novel.
Also, you might be contradicting yourself, being that jesus effectively invented hell.
Erm... No. The guy/lady who invented hell also invented Jesus. Duh :rolleyes:

BTW this was a wee bit sarcastic....but it does bring up a point - if all other religions on earth are false, why not Christianity? Nothing in the Bible rules it out...

All I know is that my god (God) nuked a city(some sodomy place) so I'm not going to mess with him by saying is son is the devil

i on the other had have no problem messing with him :D BRING ON THE NUKAGE!! muhahaha shift + 1 *explodes* :eek:

Mmmkay. Please don't tell me you actually believe that?

This is possibly the clumsiest attempt at flamebaiting I've ever seen.

All I know is that my god (God) nuked a city(some sodomy place) so I'm not going to mess with him by saying is son is the devil

That's a good position to take. Though the post brings up an interesting point.

However, I doubt it. I think God would have mentioned something about it.

This makes perfect sense. This explains everything :D
Like why (almost) everything created in the name of jesus (Catholic church etc)
has caused nothing but death and destruction... :p
Finally we have the answer.

I think you athiests are the last peopl that should talk about this subject.

:headbang:

Does anyone else ever talk about it?
and that does sound funney coming from you, "fallen lucifer"

I think you athiests are the last peopl that should talk about this subject.

:headbang:


Why? We are only ones to know the truth :p

And what exactly indicates this? At least some historical accounts (whether they be accurate or not is up for debate) exist to show he committed miracles, was resurrected, etc. Nothing out there even indicates he was Satan.

just keep banging you head like that.

with any luck, you'll die, and we'll have one less holier-than-thou religious intolerant bigot on this planet

I feel ashamed that somebody from my state, practically my city, would start such a irrelevant and unnecassary post. :(

And what exactly indicates this? At least some historical accounts (whether they be accurate or not is up for debate) exist to show he committed miracles, was resurrected, etc. Nothing out there even indicates he was Satan.
name one historical account, or link to it, (this excludes the bible.)

exist to show he committed miracles, was resurrected, etc.


You almost make it sound like a crime, "He committed a miracle!" "GASP!!". But seriously, religion is a personal choice and shouldn't be openly ridiculed by people that don't follow one.

And what exactly indicates this? At least some historical accounts (whether they be accurate or not is up for debate) exist to show he committed miracles, was resurrected, etc. Nothing out there even indicates he was Satan.


Wasn't that satans plot...
Just like Britney Spears :D

I feel ashamed that somebody from my state, practically my city, would start such a irrelevant and unnecassary post. :(
It was an attempt at humour, which seems to have failed miserably.

Its just some people dont like having it pionted out to them that their religion is based on blind faith rather than common sense or provable fact.

And what exactly indicates this? At least some historical accounts (whether they be accurate or not is up for debate) exist to show he committed miracles, was resurrected, etc. Nothing out there even indicates he was Satan.

Well, who do you think wrote those historical accounts? :D

Ah, just messing around. It's pretty ridiculous, but I've seen a lot worse. I mean, there was this fellow just now claiming Christianity was a religion of Hatred, and meant that in a positive way...

This is an odd thread....

So...

Actually, it's dead by now...