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Mary Jane Bad?

Unlasting Joy
22-02-2005, 22:32
I've been hearing some weird things about the effects of Mary Jane. I must say they were quite rediculous. Almost as stupid as the goverment saying it makes you grow breasts. What have you heard?
Neo-Anarchists
22-02-2005, 22:35
I've heard a steady stream of bullshit propaganda from the television. Almost anythin gyou can think of, from them saying it causes cancer worse than any other chemical to them saying that it can cause DID.
Drunk commies
22-02-2005, 22:38
It'll give you cancer
Trigger a psychotic break
Make you paranoid
Raise your estrogen levels
Lower your sperm count
Get you date-raped
Get you addicted to crack, heroin, speed, and huffing roach spray
Cause you to lose all motivation
and make you lose touch with reality
Vittos Ordination
22-02-2005, 22:40
Marijuana can cause guys to grow breasts.
Johnny Wadd
22-02-2005, 22:41
It actually does make the negro population more eager to rape our white women!
Roach Cliffs
22-02-2005, 23:09
I got Dutch Elm disease from the last joint...
Unlasting Joy
22-02-2005, 23:19
It'll give you cancer
Trigger a psychotic break
Make you paranoid
Raise your estrogen levels
Lower your sperm count
Get you date-raped
Get you addicted to crack, heroin, speed, and huffing roach spray
Cause you to lose all motivation
and make you lose touch with reality

ok.. the risk of cancer is very little. It 'can' be a gateway drug but thats depending on the person not the weed. You dont lose motivation or touch with reality. And it does NOT make men grow breasts. I hope this is what you've heard and not how you feel. Cause alot of those claims are not true (and silly) and can be applied to alot of other things in life.
Nadkor
22-02-2005, 23:20
its never given me breasts
Neo-Anarchists
22-02-2005, 23:21
its never given me breasts
I have breasts for an entirely unrelated reason to pot.
Nadkor
22-02-2005, 23:25
I have breasts for an entirely unrelated reason to pot.
ah, but if youve ever smoked it, then it must be because of that

just cant fault that logic
Vittos Ordination
22-02-2005, 23:29
ok.. the risk of cancer is very little. It 'can' be a gateway drug but thats depending on the person not the weed. You dont lose motivation or touch with reality. And it does NOT make men grow breasts. I hope this is what you've heard and not how you feel. Cause alot of those claims are not true (and silly) and can be applied to alot of other things in life.

Habitual marijuana use causes a decreased level of testosterone, which over a period of time can cause the growth of breasts.
Drunk commies
22-02-2005, 23:33
ok.. the risk of cancer is very little. It 'can' be a gateway drug but thats depending on the person not the weed. You dont lose motivation or touch with reality. And it does NOT make men grow breasts. I hope this is what you've heard and not how you feel. Cause alot of those claims are not true (and silly) and can be applied to alot of other things in life.
I learned them in health class so they must be true.
General Mike
22-02-2005, 23:33
Who, or what the fuck is Mary Jane? Spiderman's girlfriend? :confused:
Nadkor
22-02-2005, 23:35
Who, or what the fuck is Mary Jane? Spiderman's girlfriend? :confused:
Marijuana
Salutus
22-02-2005, 23:35
Who, or what the fuck is Mary Jane? Spiderman's girlfriend? :confused:

marijuana.

last time i checked, mary jane didn't cause spiderman to grow breasts or give him cancer :rolleyes:
Jayastan
22-02-2005, 23:47
Maybe if you hippies would stop being burn outs, get a job you would bring something to society....
Nadkor
22-02-2005, 23:48
Maybe if you hippies would stop being burn outs, get a job you would bring something to society....
what about those "hippies" who have jobs and are learning in uni?
Drunk commies
22-02-2005, 23:49
marijuana.

last time i checked, mary jane didn't cause spiderman to grow breasts or give him cancer :rolleyes:
No, but she did date-rape him.
Jayastan
22-02-2005, 23:51
what about those "hippies" who have jobs and are learning in uni?


Then you should get drug tests and if you get a positive you should be wipped with a cane
Johnny Wadd
22-02-2005, 23:52
No, but she did date-rape him.

With a Dr Octopus strap-on dildo?
Nadkor
22-02-2005, 23:53
Then you should get drug tests and if you get a positive you should be wipped with a cane
why?

i pay taxes, im working hard in uni to try and get get a good job in the future

who cares what i choose to smoke in my free time? it only affects me
Salutus
22-02-2005, 23:53
With a Dr Octopus strap-on dildo?

wonder what that would look like...
Pure Metal
22-02-2005, 23:53
It'll give you cancer
Trigger a psychotic break
Make you paranoid
Raise your estrogen levels
Lower your sperm count
Get you date-raped
Get you addicted to crack, heroin, speed, and huffing roach spray
Cause you to lose all motivation
and make you lose touch with reality
oh wow thats why all that shit happened to me :headbang:

what about those "hippies" who have jobs and are learning in uni?
yay its me!!
Johnny Wadd
22-02-2005, 23:56
wonder what that would look like...

Like This! (http://www.mercadolibre.com.mx/org-img/preview/MLM/082004/6251928_8999.jpg)
Jayastan
22-02-2005, 23:57
why?

i pay taxes, im working hard in uni to try and get get a good job in the future

who cares what i choose to smoke in my free time? it only affects me


Pot leads to "hard" drugs. Then you will affect others, better to bite the process in the bud so to speak
Nadkor
22-02-2005, 23:59
Pot leads to "hard" drugs. Then you will affect others, better to bite the process in the bud so to speak
no it doesnt

ive been smoking it for 5 years and have never once been even tempted to try anything harder
Drunk commies
23-02-2005, 00:02
Pot leads to "hard" drugs. Then you will affect others, better to bite the process in the bud so to speak
It only does if you have to go into places where "hard" drugs are sold in order to get it. If it was legal that wouldn't be a problem.
Johnny Wadd
23-02-2005, 00:05
no it doesnt

ive been smoking it for 5 years and have never once been even tempted to try anything harder

You're probably drunk half the time anyway, so you wouldn't need anything else.

After 5 years of marihuana abuse, you most likely look like this! (http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/08-23-04-pod.jpg)
Omni-Psychotia
23-02-2005, 00:09
Being a long time habitual toker, I will now bring to light some truths:

1. Marijuanna CAN cause loss of motivation, especially if the smoker tokes every day.

2. Over a long period of time marijuanna can cause depression (most notably in men).

3. Marijuanna can cause cancer, and really DOES have much more tar in it than tobacco, BUT these are only problems if the stuff is smoked (it can be ingested instead).

These are the problems I have had personally (except the cacer part, I haven't gone to the doctor to check that yet) and they are actually very minor.

The only big problems that I'm positive is caused by good ol' reefer are sever short term memory loss and reduced ability to concentrate.

Therefore, pot is a relatively harmless drug (MUCH less harmful than alcohol or tobacco anyway, and hey, that stuff's legal) and should not be frowned upon as much as it is. Besides, when was the last time you heard of a violent crime caused by budda, anyway? It would probably go like this:

"Give me all your money, man....like now."

"Um, that's a water pistol."

"Oh.....heh, you said piss."
Nadkor
23-02-2005, 00:11
You're probably drunk half the time anyway, so you wouldn't need anything else.

After 5 years of marihuana abuse, you most likely look like this! (http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/08-23-04-pod.jpg)
i dont drink alot, only drunk on some evenings. friday and saturday being the main ones
Zoidburg XIX
23-02-2005, 00:13
Mary Jane is a bitch. She insulted my mother, kicked me in the shins, shit on my lawn, and ran over my dog. Mary Jane is bad!
Jayastan
23-02-2005, 00:13
i dont drink alot, only drunk on some evenings. friday and saturday being the main ones


I feel very sorry for you , i will pray for you to get off the weed.


;)

No seriously the only thing more fun then beaking off at religious types is poking fun at pot heads.
Drunk commies
23-02-2005, 00:15
i dont drink alot, only drunk on some evenings. friday and saturday being the main ones
Dude, you're supposed to be Irish. Get with the program!
Nadkor
23-02-2005, 00:15
I feel very sorry for you , i will pray for you to get off the weed.


;)

No seriously the only thing more fun then beaking off at religious types is poking fun at pot heads.
:)
Nadkor
23-02-2005, 00:16
Dude, you're supposed to be Irish. Get with the program!
i cant afford to get drunk more often :(

its more expensive to drink here than in england :rolleyes:
4 leged dog men
23-02-2005, 00:17
It actually does make the negro population more eager to rape our white women!

hahahahaha thats bad mayb not the best to say on a forum
Drunk commies
23-02-2005, 00:17
i cant afford to get drunk more often :(

its more expensive to drink here than in england :rolleyes:
Damn, no wonder you guys keep blowing stuff up and shooting people.
Nadkor
23-02-2005, 00:18
Damn, no wonder you guys keep blowing stuff up and shooting people.
exactly!
Neo-Anarchists
23-02-2005, 00:23
Habitual marijuana use causes a decreased level of testosterone, which over a period of time can cause the growth of breasts.
:confused:
Wouldn't it need to increase levels of estrogen? A male can safely take anti-androgens to prevent the effects of male hormones without growing breasts, I believe.
Shayde
23-02-2005, 00:35
Hey? What Do All Of You Have Against The Noble Weed? Mary Jane Has Never Ever Done Me Wrong!
Johnny Wadd
23-02-2005, 00:47
i dont drink alot, only drunk on some evenings. friday and saturday being the main ones

Sorry I was a bigot towards the Irish. But carry on then.
Johnny Wadd
23-02-2005, 00:52
I tried those Marihuana Cigarettes back in the 60's. They made me do stupid (http://users.myexcel.com/biffrose/blackface.jpg) things.

The true horrors of Marihuana addiction! (http://www.bartcop.com/blackface.jpg)
Johnny Wadd
23-02-2005, 00:58
What Marihuana addiction does to the coloreds. (http://www.prazdnik.biz/catalog/niggers-s2.jpg)
Naryna
23-02-2005, 01:03
One thing that pisses me off about the anti-weed propaganda is that half of it is absolute bullshit, and the other half would be prevented if they made it legal.

Medical drawbacks have already been talked about and while yes there are some effects, it is far less serious than tobacco or alcohol, which are both legal.

The claims that marijuana purchase funds crime/terrorism would be prevented immediately if you could buy it legitimately from your local newsagent, without recourse to some big crime lord.

That whole date rape thing? Again, it's not as bad as alcohol, so why don't you ban that? (This is a rhetorical question, please don't actually ban it... ;) )

And muggings/fighting/anti-social behaviour... well put it this way; heres you're average encounter with a drunk lowlife type:

Drunk: Hey you!
You: Me?
Drunk: Yeah you, stop lookin' at me you wanker *hits you*

Now the same two people, only instead of being drunk, they're stoned:

Stoner: Hey dude...
You: Me?
Stoner: Yeah, don't i know you? No? ok, peace out...

I know which i'd rather meet. And just think of the taxes you could slap on it!