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The poll has closed. I will post the Patra's funniest quote. The next poll up is Jesussaves for funniest.

For this competition, each contestant will have only one quote for each category they qualify. The above poll is to round Jesussaves down to one quote for the funniest category. The numbers coordinate to the following quotes:

1) Its only ok for feeding babies or for the married couple.

2) I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.

3) None of them are funny.

*Due to the fact that there are only three options, anyone who votes for options 4th-9th wil not be counted.

Cutest Quote Nomination: Servus Dei

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8268032&postcount=1

Just so entertaining. :)

see my sig for a Jesussaves gem

I'm going for the unforgettable BlindLiberals with the excellent...

Go get a real dictionary, all other dictionaries are socialist! :D

Combination funniest and dumbest quote:

The earth is the center of the universe, with the sun and moon revolving around it.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=395520&page=6

Thank you for the nominations. Keep them coming. I'm going to post them according to each person.

Truest Quote

Go get a real dictionary, all other dictionaries are socialist!


Please post any other quotes by this person you would like to nominate!

Dumbest Quote

The earth is the center of the universe, with the sun and moon revolving around it.

Please post any other quote by this person you would like to nominate!

see my sig for a Jesussaves gem
Seconded :)

you still havent included the Jesussaves quote :(

Truest Quote

I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.

Please post any other quote by this person you'd like to nominate!!

truest quote

You're all idiots!

i'm not shure who said it but i bet someone did. or is it "We're all idiots!"?

Funniest Quote

see my sig for a Jesussaves gem

Please post any other quote by this person you want to nominate!
wahey

(you do realise that i mean the Jesussaves quote thats in my sig, not that what i said should be in the comp?)

I was thinking of a really good quote, but I forgot it.

Then i remembered again, but Nadkor kept posting and reminding me of Jesussaves. So now i have forgotten again.

Hey guys,

I think Jesussaves is a parody.





I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.
since clearly Oksana hasn't got sigs enabled maybe it would make sense to just post the damn quote :rolleyes:

Thank you, Tink!

Funniest Quote

Hey guys, I think Jesussaves is a parody.

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since clearly Oksana hasn't got sigs enabled maybe it would make sense to just post the damn quote :rolleyes:
well i didnt know that :(

Not to toot my own horn too much, but this quote made Hollystan's signature.

I masturbate to grocery store blueprints. Is that wrong?

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I'll vote

Imperial Navy
Funniest: 2nd quote
Truest: 1st quote

Keruvalia
Funniest: 1st quote
Truest: 1st quote

Gaeltach
Funniest: 1st quote
Truest: 1st quote
Cutest: 1st quote

I'm going for the unforgettable BlindLiberals with the excellent...

:D

That was a good one, but I haven't seen you on here much lately. Where have you been.

hey, vitto.

You damn people need to vote.

Vote!!!!!!!

I nominate a Skapedroe classic for funniest
Bushs ancestors caused the earth to shift on its axis by trying to direct a ray from a giant crystal thru the center of the earths core

These are quotes from several people. I have gone through all of their quotes. I am going to go through all of the quotes of all nominees. I will then ask for everyone to vote. Everyone will have 2 votes, a vote for your favorite quote and a vote for a quote you would like to eliminate. You have to votes per person per category. It will not be necessary to vote for a given person's quote if it is the only quote in a given category. You may put your votes out now or wait until all quotes by all nominees are posted. Please come back when more nominees are posted!

Gaeltach

Funniest Quote
It had the potential to be interesting for a brief moment there, but now we're back to the usual monotony. Yourself?

Come now, what did nature ever do to you?


Truest Quote
OOC: I post in other threads or just browse. Posting for the sake of posting is spam.

I think God hates the entire Midwest.

I'd kill her if it were more of a challenge. No sport in it.

Cutest Quote
OOC: Dear Christ, this is not a friggen karaoke bar!!

Oh yes we will. We'll skip right to summer, where it'll be 8000 degrees or something else unsane.



Imperial Navy
Funniest Quote
Granted. I possess your body in a sick and painful fashion. Your last moments are of pain.

A strange feeling in your underwear?

We'd have fairy cakes, and tea, and then we could talk about my future... ]

Perhaps you have a subconcious weirdness...

Just to note, Tomorrow you shall see a true picture of me... For I shall use a digital camera to capture my magnificence and post it here...

Dumbest Quote
I ate a thumb tack!

Truest Quote

Every man's point is valid. It's just that some suck.

t's tourist season...
*Loads guns*
I'm havin' tourist tonight!

I'm nobodies slave... Unless there are rewards...

It aint a pretty sight... I suggest a blindfold when viewing.


Jesussaves
Funniest Quote
Its only ok for feeding babies or for the married couple.

I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.


Truest Quote
some things are common sense

Cutest Quote
Americans Are Not Stupid!!!! We Are The Smartest People In The World. We Invented Electricity And Lightbubls And Movies And Jet Planes And All Kinds Of Other Inventions. Dont Be So Jelous Of Us.


Keruvalia
Funniest Quote
Wassa matta, shnookums? Got tired of jacking off to pictures of your granny?

Cute. Would've been funnier if Moses set Bush on fire.

Men are supposed to have plumage! Never shave at the whim of a woman - not even one as sexy and nice as Tink. We must be allowed our affectations.

Truest Quote
I think my whole concern in all of this is just how they figure out cartoon characters and puppets can be gay. Is there a basement video of Bert suckin' off Ernie behind Hoopers?

Hey ... to all those generalizing the US and her citizens about this thing, let's try to remember who it was that first posted this thread .... hrmmm?
*coff*
Hello? *wave*

Amazing how much stupidity there is in the world, eh?
Evidence: 1. A thing or things helpful in forming...

Evidence:
1. A thing or things helpful in forming a conclusion or judgment.
2. Something indicative; an outward sign.
3. The documentary or oral statements and the material objects admissible

Lol ... thanks. Someone should start a "best quotes you've seen from NSers" thread.

Dumbest Quote
Rofl! That's cool .... "Disco Stu just got an enullment from Pope John Paul Two. Oh yeah!"

Cutest Quote
Ooooh ... nice hair! I love good hair. It rocks.


Lascvious Maximus
Funniest QuoteS'ok, Mye spulling as atrochius as anywon hare can tull yow, i wudnot woree aboot it. Jost reed same of mye postes and thun yow wull kno - spulling as not a primaree concurn arond theese partz.


Sharp man! Sharp! Woo! You must be a real lady killer in that eh!

Damn!! Thats cool! I'd wear a pink hard hat - Im going to have to try and find some pics of my old one. It was bad-ass! I had it covered in stickers with random sayings written all over it... *sigh*...

Strange, mine smells of *sniff*... oh dear god!! :eek:

Truest Quote
cmon - a few more posts people! I like this thread! Humor me!

The eyes are the windows to the soul.

I like this topic - can we at least get two pages before it slips into complete obscurity?

I almost quit my job today! Yahoo!!!
Then I turned pansy and went back to work.

just want to love, and to be loved in return.

Sweetest Quote

@ Tink, *phew!* Thank you (confidence restored), Id be honored to walk you down the Isle (though Im not your father!). I couldnt think of a more enjoyable way to spend the wedding, Ill do that


For Eut because he's a caring old codger who's seen a lot in his time, has a lot to teach, and shows an unrivaled love for his grandkids.


Patra Caesar
Funniest Quote
this is what happens when you do not pay your debts to the medicine man who took your penis away


Truest Quote
No STDs (two condoms, remember?) plus I had a STd test a few weeks ago while getting my other blood test done (for medication levels).

Eureaka! I have it! She had two penises and one of them ended up here.

The US isn't stupid, it's bored.

Listen you waste of makeup, take the makeup gun off 'clown whore' so when I'm finished imagining you with a personality, or perhaps half a brain which is more than what you have at the moment


Cutest Quote
I love big dogs cause they're just like me, large, hairy and sometimes they smell

I wanted to vote for Keynes and Smith, does that make me a double dork?

My most long term plan includes my next meal, oddly enough I don't really have a career.

This may/will make me sound like a nutter, but one night I saw three flashing lights in the sky.

Truest quote, definately this: Listen you waste of makeup, take the makeup gun off 'clown whore' so when I'm finished imagining you with a personality, or perhaps half a brain which is more than what you have at the moment. The whole rest of that essay will do as well. :D

"No, but I have my handfriend."
--King Binks

Jesus saves. He passes it to Moses. Moses shoots...he scores! :D

Said by LG, nominating for funniest quote.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8215228&postcount=14

*explodes*

Alright, this really isn't the funniest by a long shot, but I liked it and was bummed that it was burried in the stupid ass argument that prompted it.

"You're right. Late model Porsches are hard to modify in California. I guess straights should have a parade."

I nominate Armandian Cheese for funniest:
Women aren't crazy. they are simply extraterrestrial beings whose intelligence far surpasses are own. That is the only explanation of why they seem to never make any sense...

Cute, TPE!

Whose quotes are they? @ Cannot think of a name

Cute, TPE!
Thanks. I did think of putting it in my sig, but I guess I forgot about it... :/

Cute, TPE!

Whose quotes are they? @ Cannot think of a name
It was something I had to say eventually after the argument had circled the bowl a few times. He kept poping in that non-sequitor about modifying a Porsche 930 in California in a thread about a straight pride parade until I said that. It seemed like such a ridiculous corner to be in. Classless to peg my own comment, but since I know it's really not the funniest I'm really just bringing it out of obscurity because I think it's kind of funny to be brought to that.

every guy on here is horny, this is the internet!

I am really, really confused by this thread. I think I need to go lay down.

ok.

I have a really cool hat.

I plan on updating today. :)

For this competition, each contestant will have only one quote for each category they qualify. The above poll is to round Jesussaves down to one quote for the funniest category. The numbers coordinate to the following quotes:

1) Its only ok for feeding babies or for the married couple.

2) I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.

3) None of them are funny.

*Due to the fact that there are only three options, anyone who votes for options 4th-9th wil not be counted.

see my sig for some quality quotes

I'm not sig enabled. I will go through them, though.

Now that the other side of the world has awoken for the day, I expect them to vote. :)

OK, ok, I posted Oksana. :p I chose three. It's sad, yet funny.

Thank you. :)

Ugh, you assholes can't just view the thread, you actually have to vote. If you don't like any of his quotes, pick the 9th option. Maybe a funnier contestant will be featured in the upcoming poll (next is Jesussaves).

I went for 6 because I know the context it which it was used

:)

I went for 6 because I know the context it which it was used

yup, me too!

#6 cuz i rember seeing that one lolz0r

Keep voting! Patra Caesar's poll will end in aproximately 9 hours. :)

I voted and chose number eight.

Thank you!

Right you told me to vote and i have. ;)
Go Salami
My Computer was down and wasnt on NS for 15 days. :(
and had been Playing The Getaway's on PS2 so i didnt hear about it till the 28th. :D

Thank you!
You're welcome :)

Right you told me to vote and i have. ;)
Go Salami
My Computer was down and wasnt on NS for 15 days. :(
and had been Playing The Getaway's on PS2 so i didnt hear about it till the 28th. :D
is the second one out yet?

For this competition, each contestant will have only one quote for each category they qualify. The above poll is to round Jesussaves down to one quote for the funniest category. The numbers coordinate to the following quotes:

1) Its only ok for feeding babies or for the married couple.

2) I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.

3) None of them are funny.

*Due to the fact that there are only three options, anyone who votes for options 4th-9th wil not be counted.

For this competition, each contestant will have only one quote for each category they qualify. The above poll is to round Jesussaves down to one quote for the funniest category. The numbers coordinate to the following quotes:

1) Its only ok for feeding babies or for the married couple.

2) I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.

3) None of them are funny.

*Due to the fact that there are only three options, anyone who votes for options 4th-9th wil not be counted.

Can't vote more than once in the same poll. You'll have to make a new thread for those of us who have already voted in the Patra poll.

I've noticed. Thank you for mentioning it. The next poll is up. :)