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Dubya & Moses' Face Time

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked past Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!"

:D

LOL.......hows the leg Poppy? Need anything? :fluffle:

Yeah!

Good one!

LOL.......hows the leg Poppy? Need anything? :fluffle:

A glass of water perhaps?

hahahahaha...... :rolleyes:

Dubya & Moses' Face Time

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked past Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!"

:D

Not that i dislike bush in particular, just not keen on politicians of any sort, but thats nice! :D

hope the legs healings nicely, but i saw what you were following so i can't blame you! ;) :D

Moses rules.

arg... if only i'd read the bible, that joke might have been funnier... :(

A glass of water perhaps?


McLeod is a big strong guy...here ...help me set this water cooler up for him so he remains hydrated. NO MORE watching hot chicks asses while on your bike Poppy!

LOL.......hows the leg Poppy? Need anything? :fluffle:
Hi, ED-Peechy!

Do I need aything? Well... yeah: want a list??? But I'll settle for a few kind words and a fluffle or three from thee! :D

McLeod is a big strong guy...here ...help me set this water cooler up for him so he remains hydrated. NO MORE watching hot chicks asses while on your bike Poppy!

:rolleyes: spoiling all the fun! :p :D

I thought it was 40 years in the desert.

A glass of water perhaps?


lol good one.

Yours was alright too Etrusca

Has Kel seen what it was that distracted you Pop?

Has Kel seen what it was that distracted you Pop?

*Feels there is more to this story than meets the eye. Wonders if it involves bridesmaids dresses. Runs.*

Some funny quotes from funny comedians:

"Earlier today, John Kerry went hunting for geese in Ohio, but President Bush says Kerry only did it for the photo op. The weird part is that Bush said this while wearing a flight suit and standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't want to say who won this debate, but today the FCC is furious and is fining the networks for showing the emperor with no clothes." --Bill Maher

"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges." --Jay Leno

"Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go." --Jon Stewart

Also,

How can you tell George W. Bush doesn't know an "L" from an "R"? During the 9/11 attacks he "Reads".

All in good fun, pro-Bushers.

Remember: God only talks through burning bushes. So he might say the right thing if he is set on fire.

Has Kel seen what it was that distracted you Pop?

Well at least what he claims 'distracted' him! :D

If it was that, then Eutrusca, you seem to know (i.e.have pics) of more beautiful women than iI am likely to ever know! :( and yes that includes peechland! :D

That said i have a wonderfully gorgeous girlfriend so YAY! :D :cool: :D

I love Moses. He is always good for a laugh.

Some funny quotes from funny comedians:

"Earlier today, John Kerry went hunting for geese in Ohio, but President Bush says Kerry only did it for the photo op. The weird part is that Bush said this while wearing a flight suit and standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier." --Conan O'Brien


"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges." --Jay Leno



brilliant!

Dubya & Moses' Face Time

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked past Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!"


Cute. Would've been funnier if Moses set Bush on fire. :D

Glad your keyboard is back in action and I hope the leg doesn't itch too much. :)

*Feels there is more to this story than meets the eye. Wonders if it involves bridesmaids dresses. Runs.*


lol.....no, nurses uniform. So as to take care of the injured e-father of course.

lol.....no, nurses uniform. So as to take care of the injured e-father of course.

You're just trying to make me slip up aren't you? I'm not even gonna think about that.

You're just trying to make me slip up aren't you? I'm not even gonna think about that.


darn you...


*looks through various costumes*

something has to work...

darn you...


*looks through various costumes*

something has to work...


*Runs while she isn't looking*

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might I suggest freench maid?

gotta clean up after him since he is immobile.

NO MORE watching hot chicks asses while on your bike Poppy!
Awwwww! Sigh. How 'bout I jus' give up bike riding instead? :D

lol.....no, nurses uniform. So as to take care of the injured e-father of course.
:D :D :D

Eutrusca, you seem to know (i.e.have pics) of more beautiful women than iI am likely to ever know! :( and yes that includes peechland! :D
It's because I am a man of vast experience, Grasshopper! :D :D :D