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Apparently dogs in Australia are getting addicted to toad poison. The Cane toad excretes a hallucinogenic poison. Dogs lick them and just can't stop. Of course, dogs eat some other disgusting things, too. But no sane person would do this, would they?

free hallucinating?

where can i get some?

It's a very deep spiritual experiece, akin to drinking peyote, or knocking back a full sheet of high-powered blotter acid. And, of course, it's free. So don't knock it. If smarties are made from beetles, then what's wrong with licking toads?

Apparently dogs in Australia are getting addicted to toad poison. The Cane toad excretes a hallucinogenic poison. Dogs lick them and just can't stop. Of course, dogs eat some other disgusting things, too. But no sane person would do this, would they?

Licking a toad is good for the bowels.

I'd lick toad any day, so to speak.

free hallucinating?

where can i get some?
Don't bother, you can fuck up your body with the bufotenin.
The venom of Bufo alvarius contains 5-MeO-DMT, which is psychoactive, and bufotenin, which is toxic.
Other species of toad will probably just kill you instead.

Sticking with les dangerous stuff is probably a good idea.

(Takes deep breath)...Not in this lifetime...But, y'never know!

Ever Lick a Toad?

Never on the first date.

You get the same effect when you stop eating, drinking and sleeping.
Anyways, I'm more addicted to gas fumes and riding a snowmobile.

Never on the first date.
You really shouldn't try blind-dating.

Don't bother, you can fuck up your body with the bufotenin.
The venom of Bufo alvarius contains 5-MeO-DMT, which is psychoactive, and bufotenin, which is toxic.
Other species of toad will probably just kill you instead.

Sticking with les dangerous stuff is probably a good idea.
you just had to ruin it didnt you...

:p

Wonder if its minty....... :)

is that why the french are the way they are.... (joke.....)

No no, its a not a joke, its true!! :p :D :fluffle:

There was a documentary on this about 5-8 years ago. Pretty funny one, too. The cane toads were introduced to get rid of some insect pests affecting crops in Australia against which the toads were entirely ineffectual. The beasties were effective against native birds and other wildlife.

Don't bother, you can fuck up your body with the bufotenin.
The venom of Bufo alvarius contains 5-MeO-DMT, which is psychoactive, and bufotenin, which is toxic.
Other species of toad will probably just kill you instead.

Sticking with les dangerous stuff is probably a good idea.
:sniper: Take all the fun out of life...

There was a documentary on this about 5-8 years ago. Pretty funny one, too. The cane toads were introduced to get rid of some insect pests affecting crops in Australia against which the toads were entirely ineffectual. The beasties were effective against native birds and other wildlife.
Has anyone ever introduced a non-native species to control other native species successfully? It seems the non-native one always runs wild over just about everything else.

1 only certain toads produce the proper substance, Bufotenin
2 the wrong toad can make you sick or kill you
3 Bufotenin isn't a great high
4 There are easier, safer ways to have a good time!

Morning glory seeds contain Lysergol, a chemical precusor to LSD. Don't use the ones you buy in the store, they are intentionally poisoned to prevent their use as a drug.

1 only certain toads produce the proper substance, Bufotenin
2 the wrong toad can make you sick or kill you
3 Bufotenin isn't a great high
4 There are easier, safer ways to have a good time!
Bufotenin hasn't shown itself to be psychoactive in less than toxic doses, to my knowledge. The proper toad to lick is Bufo alverius, whose venom also contains 5-MeO-DMT.
Morning glory seeds contain Lysergol, a chemical precusor to LSD. Don't use the ones you buy in the store, they are intentionally poisoned to prevent their use as a drug.
Mmm, lysergic acid amide.
You'll want seeds from either the Heavenly Blue, Flying Saucer, or Pearly Gates variety. And they're dangerous in combination with MAOIs.

Licking a toad is good for the bowels.
Licking a toad is like licking someone's bowels.

Licking a toad is like licking someone's bowels.
I wonder if you'll turn into a toad if you lick your bowels?

I wonder if you'll turn into a toad if you lick your bowels?
No, but you could turn into a top internet attraction if you took a photo' of yourself licking your ....

er no ... I'll not complete that thought. I have to go scrub my brains with wire wool to lose the image as it is. :headbang:

Ever Lick a Rat?

We should let everyone lick any kind of toads and do every single drug if they want to.
After several months, the gene pool will be partially cleaned! hoorj!

Licking a toad is like licking someone's bowels.
That's as disgusting as working through the mechanics of homosexual sex between men. Ick.

i might go and lick a toad

just because its bad for me

*sigh* gone are the days where people could be content with a paper bag and some glue :rolleyes:

so, it seems its quite hard to find a poisonous toad in Northern Ireland...:(

*sigh* gone are the days where people could be content with a paper bag and some glue :rolleyes:
Well, that'll do more brain damage than Bufo alvarius venom will, and have much less psychoactive effect.

I wonder if you'll turn into a toad if you lick your bowels?
You go first *takes out notepad & camera*

I've licked a ...
Oh--never mind.

No, but the toad licked me.