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The 'Everybody hates Moleland Thread'

Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:18
Two people today have already threatened me. Therefore, there must be many closet Mole haters out there. So... COME GET SOME

I am willing to take you all on (One at at a time, all at once, doesn't matter) in a battle of wits!!!!!!

Come on then, I'm waiting!
Jordaxia
21-02-2005, 16:22
What are the two great classical mistakes?

If you get this right I'll give you a shiny penny and stop trying to get you.
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:24
Erm.... Myself and George W. Bush (Jr)?
JuNii
21-02-2005, 16:24
Two people today have already threatened me. Therefore, there must be many closet Mole haters out there. So... COME GET SOME

I am willing to take you all on (One at at a time, all at once, doesn't matter) in a battle of wits!!!!!!

Come on then, I'm waiting!err... (tries to be hateful) you got a paranoia complex?
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:26
Yep! Everyone hates me... See, that bee is out to get me....
Jordaxia
21-02-2005, 16:26
Erm.... Myself and George W. Bush (Jr)?

NEIN! The first classical mistake is to never get involved in a land war in Asia! But only slightly less well known is this! Never gamble with a sicilian, when death is on the line!



I love that movie so much.
And I'm still gonna get you since you got my fiendish question wrong.

*cackles maniacly*
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:28
Stay back!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/mybloodisalldrained.gif
FairyTInkArisen
21-02-2005, 16:28
I love you Moley!
Super-power
21-02-2005, 16:29
You forgot Moleand! :D
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:29
Your support is noted. ;)

Have more cookies!

http://eatingdisorderresources.com/mediablog/cookie.jpg
Demented Hamsters
21-02-2005, 16:30
Two people today have already threatened me. Therefore, there must be many closet Mole haters out there. So... COME GET SOME

I am willing to take you all on (One at at a time, all at once, doesn't matter) in a battle of wits!!!!!!

Come on then, I'm waiting!
A battle of wits? I'd be game, but I never fight an unarmed man.
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:30
You forgot Moleand!

What?
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:32
A battle of wits? I'd be game, but I never fight an unarmed man.

Woohoo! People hate me... Now then... Let's see...

What is it I talk of.

'I am brother with fire, but I bring tears without sorrow?'
Legless Pirates
21-02-2005, 16:32
*slaps his "wits" against Moleland*
Legless Pirates
21-02-2005, 16:33
Woohoo! People hate me... Now then... Let's see...

What is it I talk of.

'I am brother with fire, but I bring tears without sorrow?'
Hot sauce
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:33
Ow! that hurt!
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:34
Hot sauce

WRONG, NOW I EAT YOU!!!!!! :D
Moleland
21-02-2005, 16:36
Sorry... Gotta go. My friends. My enemies. Good night!
Super-power
21-02-2005, 16:37
What?
(why doesnt anybody laugh @ my joke off of 'you forgot poland'?)
Jordaxia
21-02-2005, 16:39
(why doesnt anybody laugh @ my joke off of 'you forgot poland'?)


I did, but I didn't tell you that you did so that you'd think nobody found it funny. I defeat myself by telling you this.
And I'm listening to really loud music now, so I can't hear your enraged response.
Demented Hamsters
21-02-2005, 16:43
What is it I talk of.

'I am brother with fire, but I bring tears without sorrow?'
A kick in the groin?
Neo-Anarchists
21-02-2005, 16:54
For some reason, I feel really tempted to create a thread entitled "The 'Moleland hates Everybody Thread'"
Moleland
21-02-2005, 19:58
A kick in the groin?

Worse. Still wrong.
Sephrioth
21-02-2005, 20:07
:mp5: pulls out a sephriotionian zx 90 pulse cannon and sets it to full power and blasts moleland :sniper:
Sephrioth
21-02-2005, 20:11
then orders an airstrike from 2o vengance super fortresses on moleland
Skinny87
21-02-2005, 20:15
Umm, to be honest, I had never heard of you before
Moleland
21-02-2005, 20:17
you can't attack me Seph, until you answer my riddle correctly. Until then. I AM GOD!!!

Skinny87, just answer the riddle.
Sephrioth
21-02-2005, 20:19
erm your moma and a nuke aww damn
Moleland
21-02-2005, 20:21
Seph your the worse yet STILL WRONG!!!!
Moleland
21-02-2005, 20:31
Come on people, this is one of the easiest ones. What goes with fire?
Neo-Anarchists
21-02-2005, 20:35
Come on people, this is one of the easiest ones. What goes with fire?
Water?
Moleland
21-02-2005, 20:39
Very close.

What hapens if you mix fire and water? (What do you get)
Neo-Anarchists
21-02-2005, 20:41
Very close.

What hapens if you mix fire and water? (What do you get)
Ashes?
Steam?
Moleland
21-02-2005, 20:44
You are so close with steam... What is brother with fire, that brings tears without sorrow

The answer looks very similar to steam
Monotonous
21-02-2005, 20:47
Smoke?
Haken Rider
21-02-2005, 20:47
smoke?
Monotonous
21-02-2005, 20:55
OMG! Copyright infringement!

Or... not.
Moleland
21-02-2005, 20:57
Smoke is correct.

I speak of one who is like a doctor, for he visits all of the sick and the aged without fail, and a single ministration never fails to end their illness. Yet he also loves battle and is seldom far from any melee. However, he wields no weapon and cares naught for any faction - all men are equal in his eyes. A man who is sad may welcome him; one who is happy protests his coming. who do I speak of?
Haken Rider
21-02-2005, 21:01
Smoke?
VERDAMMT! And you even took time to write a capital. :p
Moleland
21-02-2005, 21:02
Answer the riddle please...
Moleland
22-02-2005, 09:48
Bump
Moleland
22-02-2005, 12:00
Does nobody know the answer to the riddle... I have outwitted you all!!!!!
Pure Metal
22-02-2005, 12:03
Two people today have already threatened me. Therefore, there must be many closet Mole haters out there. So... COME GET SOME

I am willing to take you all on (One at at a time, all at once, doesn't matter) in a battle of wits!!!!!!

Come on then, I'm waiting!
i'm taking you on man, head to head, mano a mano in the weirdest NSer quarter finals!


*plays heart of the tiger in head*
Moleland
22-02-2005, 12:05
Can you answer the riddle I set?

I speak of one who is like a doctor, for he visits all of the sick and the aged without fail, and a single ministration never fails to end their illness. Yet he also loves battle and is seldom far from any melee. However, he wields no weapon and cares naught for any faction - all men are equal in his eyes. A man who is sad may welcome him; one who is happy protests his coming. who do I speak of?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 12:42
Still waiting for an attempt...
Imperium Britannica
22-02-2005, 12:48
NEIN! The first classical mistake is to never get involved in a land war in Asia! But only slightly less well known is this! Never gamble with a sicilian, when death is on the line!



I love that movie so much.
And I'm still gonna get you since you got my fiendish question wrong.

*cackles maniacly*

My name is Inigio Montoya......... :D
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:08
Please Answer The Riddle!
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 13:11
Chillis. Thats the answer to your riddle.

Also, I could never hate you. It goes against my personal morals.
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:13
Nope. It's personification of something into a person.
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 13:16
Nope. It's personification of something into a person.

Satan?
Ruaritania
22-02-2005, 13:17
NEIN! The first classical mistake is to never get involved in a land war in Asia! But only slightly less well known is this! Never gamble with a sicilian, when death is on the line!



I love that movie so much.
And I'm still gonna get you since you got my fiendish question wrong.

*cackles maniacly*
what you do not smell is iocaine powder. (He spent the last 5 years making himself immune to it!)
lol, adore that!!
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:28
Satan?

Close. Think more of something that everybody believes in. Everybody will meet him.
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:38
Bump
Jamiltonship
22-02-2005, 13:40
Death
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:42
Death is the correct answer.

Want soem cookies?

' What is it, that is something when you don't know what it is, but nothing when you do kniow what it is?'
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 13:47
http://www.shopnh.com/dragons/products/31737_Grim_Reaper3.jpg
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:49
LOL! TIN, fancy a go at the next riddle?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 13:51
a secret?
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 13:52
LOL! TIN, fancy a go at the next riddle?

Tear one off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead...
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:53
You are so close with a secret! It's something very similar to that... It is a verbal thing...
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 13:53
I speak of one who is like a doctor, for he visits all of the sick and the aged without fail, and a single ministration never fails to end their illness. Yet he also loves battle and is seldom far from any melee. However, he wields no weapon and cares naught for any faction - all men are equal in his eyes. A man who is sad may welcome him; one who is happy protests his coming. who do I speak of?
A kick in the groin?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:54
That one has already been answered... but LOL!
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 13:54
You are so close with a secret! It's something very similar to that... It is a verbal thing...
I feel quite smart now

hmmmm........
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:55
Any ideas? I will give a clue if you want it...
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 13:55
Any ideas? I will give a clue if you want it...
no clues! i wanna figure it out on my own
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 13:57
What is it, that is something when you don't know what it is, but nothing when you do know what it is?'
nothing?
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 13:58
' What is it, that is something when you don't know what it is, but nothing when you do kniow what it is?'

Death again?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 13:59
nothing?

Nope

Death again?

Nope.

Okay, no clues.
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:00
Okay, no clues.
PM me some clues moley.
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 14:00
A question?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:01
a lie?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:02
A lie?

Nope

A question?

So VERY CLOSE!!!!!!
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:02
A strange feeling in your underwear?
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:03
I got it!

An Answer.
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 14:03
the answer to a question
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:03
TIN, you wrong... twice. A clue has been sent!
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:07
a thought?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:08
Still very close, but no cigar. It is spoken out loud.
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:09
A hypothesis?

An idea?

A question and answer?

A problem?

A mystery?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:10
A problem is the closest one. In fact, it means the same as the answer, but it isn't the word i'm looking for...
Craptabulous
22-02-2005, 14:11
'Tear one off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead...'
-- a match.

' What is it, that is something when you don't know what it is, but nothing when you do know what it is?'
-- a reply
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:12
Craptabulous, you are wrong. TIN almost had the answer.
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:13
an issue?
Craptabulous
22-02-2005, 14:14
A mystery
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:14
Craptabulous, you are wrong. TIN almost had the answer.

I am hard, I am soft. I can be cut, I can not. I live in your home, yet you think nothing of me...

What am I?
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 14:15
A puzzle?
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:15
A dilemma?
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 14:15
I am hard, I am soft. I can be cut, I can not. I live in your home, yet you think nothing of me...

What am I?
A fart?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:16
An issue and mystery are wrong.

What is something that is Something when you Don't know what it is, but Nothing when you do know what it is?

TIN, I have no idea.
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:16
A fart?

Err... NOOOO! :D
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:17
A puzzle is so, so close!!!!!!!!!

A dilemma is too extreme.
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:18
Anyone give up?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:18
Anyone give up?
NEVER!
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:19
Calm down...
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:19
a riddle?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:21
CORRECT!!!! A riddle is the answer!!!!!!

Well done! ;)

I saw an army forage through miles of countryside. Not a blade of grass did they trample, nor spill a drop of blood. What had i seen?
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:22
A puzzle is so, so close!!!!!!!!!

A dilemma is too extreme.

Puzzler?

doubt?

conundrum?

enigma?

A riddle!!
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:22
I AM SO SMART S-M-R-T *dances*
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:23
CORRECT!!!! A riddle is the answer!!!!!!

Well done! ;)

I saw an army forage through miles of countryside. Not a blade of grass did they trample, nor spill a drop of blood. What had i seen?
ants?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:23
Now answer the next one! This will prove whether you are smart or not!
The Imperial Navy
22-02-2005, 14:23
Aww bugger, beaten to it.
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:23
ants is good, but not the correct answer.
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:29
Want a clue?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:31
no
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:32
Ok, any idea?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:35
no lol
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:36
Ok.

Think of flying insects that could be called an 'army' because they are dangerous.
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:37
wasps?
bees?


and i said i didn't want clues!
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:38
One of those to is correct. What do you call a group of them?

Sorry... just wanna help.

BTW: I've attempted to join your forum.
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:40
which one is correct? wasps?


and i know you were but i feel like i cheated now
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:45
Bees.

The Correct answer was A swarm of bees

Next.

'[i]I heard something with a wild voice. It's strength could overturn ships, but it cannot pass a barred door. What had i heard?[i]'
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:46
See ya.
;)
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:46
the wind?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:46
See ya.
;)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Moleland
22-02-2005, 14:47
Correct.

'I have a velvet coat
I see neither night nor day.
I make my home underground
What am I- do you say?

Bye. Goodluck.

XXXXX
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 14:49
w00t!
Fsan Lmo
22-02-2005, 14:58
Correct.

'I have a velvet coat
I see neither night nor day.
I make my home underground
What am I- do you say?

Bye. Goodluck.

XXXXX

A mole?
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 15:05
since Moley's gone, I'm taking over

There is something that is nothing, but it has a name. It joins our walks; it joins our talks; it plays in every game. What is it?
Findecano Calaelen
22-02-2005, 15:14
since Moley's gone, I'm taking over

There is something that is nothing, but it has a name. It joins our walks; it joins our talks; it plays in every game. What is it?
me? ;)
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 15:15
me? ;)
lol, no
Jordaxia
22-02-2005, 15:18
since Moley's gone, I'm taking over

There is something that is nothing, but it has a name. It joins our walks; it joins our talks; it plays in every game. What is it?

Your shadow!
Findecano Calaelen
22-02-2005, 15:18
lol, no
something that is nothing?


to think I used to be good at riddles
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 15:22
Your shadow!
CORRECT!!! *gives Jordaxia cookies*



How can 2 people step on 1 piece of paper so that they can't touch each other without stepping off the paper?
Findecano Calaelen
22-02-2005, 15:23
CORRECT!!! *gives Jordaxia cookies*

ill tell you the problems I have with it being your shadow, I have yet to hear a shadow speak and in absence of light it doesnt exist
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2005, 15:28
How can 2 people step on 1 piece of paper so that they can't touch each other without stepping off the paper?
Ah, finally an easy one:
The paper is a bloody big one!



or do you mean:
How can 2 people step on 1 piece of A4 paper so that they can't touch each other without stepping off the paper?
If so, slip it under a door, so they're standing on either side of the door on the paper.
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 15:31
Ah, finally an easy one:
The paper is a bloody big one!



or do you mean:
How can 2 people step on 1 piece of A4 paper so that they can't touch each other without stepping off the paper?
If so, slip it under a door, so they're standing on either side of the door on the paper.
2nd one *gives cookies* and now i'm bored, i prefered answering the riddles
Moleland
22-02-2005, 15:34
A mole?

Correct!!!!!!!!!

I'm back... but shhhh... i'm working....

This is strong enough to hold a grown man, but even a child can carry it. However, nothing short of sorcery can stand on its end. What do I speak of?

Anyone solved TIN's riddle?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 15:54
Tink, I've set you a riddle...
CelebrityFrogs
22-02-2005, 15:59
Two people today have already threatened me. Therefore, there must be many closet Mole haters out there. So... COME GET SOME

I am willing to take you all on (One at at a time, all at once, doesn't matter) in a battle of wits!!!!!!

Come on then, I'm waiting!

I'm a bit late, but I hate you too, it's nothing personal, I just can't bring myself to like anyone from ashford!
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 16:04
Tink, I've set you a riddle...
and i'm thinking
Moleland
22-02-2005, 16:05
Why? We are nice people (Except those little chavs who think their 'Well hard brov' because they throw snowballs at school buses...)
Asengard
22-02-2005, 16:32
Rope or string?
Moleland
22-02-2005, 16:34
Rope is correct.

True or false

The last Century ended at midnight, on the 31st of December.
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 16:38
well i've managed to narrow it down to either true or false
Asengard
22-02-2005, 16:41
Ha, good one!

False, midnight on the 31st of Dec was 0.00 in the morning, a whole day to go.
Midnight on the 1st was the end of the century.
Khwarezmia
22-02-2005, 17:46
I have a shape but hold no form.
Those within me are free but kept inprisoned.
I give life but can take it.
Free to move anywhere but only in one direction.


Um, I hope that's enough of a clue, or not too much hehe :D.
Jordaxia
22-02-2005, 17:53
I have a shape but hold no form.
Those within me are free but kept inprisoned.
I give life but can take it.
Free to move anywhere but only in one direction.


Um, I hope that's enough of a clue, or not too much hehe :D.

water?
No Smiles
22-02-2005, 17:59
:mp5: I WILL RAPE YO ASS
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 18:00
:mp5: I WILL RAPE YO ASS
how delightful
Jordaxia
22-02-2005, 18:02
how delightful

Indeed. I wonder what Molelands donkey done to deserve such a thing?
Or even, why rape is an appropriate disciplining for an animal? It's certainly not an orthodox tactic.
FairyTInkArisen
22-02-2005, 18:03
Indeed. I wonder what Molelands donkey done to deserve such a thing?
I don't know, poor thing :(
Khwarezmia
22-02-2005, 18:05
yup, Jordaxia, water.

Um, who's Yo Ass btw? :confused:
Moleland
25-02-2005, 10:08
Sorry, I've been 'Snowed under' and unable to post over the last 2 days. What's been happening?