NationStates Jolt Archive


We Love the Iraqi Information Minister!

Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 13:54
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/#quotes

This guy is so funny!
Here are some choice quotes:
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die."

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."


Isn't this guy awesome?
Monkeypimp
20-02-2005, 13:55
The website was funnier when it was actually topical. Still amusing though.
Findecano Calaelen
20-02-2005, 14:00
best thing that ever came out of a war :D
Suto ri
20-02-2005, 14:02
little known fact... maybe.

in the famous deck of Death... the cards portraying the Iraqi's most wanted, He, was not on it.
Greenmanbry
20-02-2005, 14:03
"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."

“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

"We will kill them all........most of them."

Ehehehe... At least #3 was accurate :D
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 14:04
"Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."
Wow, I never even noticed we were being attacked! Those Iraqi soldiers are sneaky!

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
:D

"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."
Damn straight it doesn't.
Chinkopodia
20-02-2005, 14:07
"the insane little dwarf Bush"

Hear Hear!

"The midget Bush and that Rumsfield deserve only to be beaten with shoes"

:p
SSGX
20-02-2005, 14:11
BAGHDAD BOB!

Alriiiight! That guy was the best part of the war... Heck, he was the best part of the last two years of TV entertainment! lol

I was wondering just the other day what happened to him... I found myself hoping that he got out alright and that he was alive and well somewhere... And upon going to that site (I visited it back in the day, but I haven't been there since), I read that he now works for Abu Dhabi TV... Excellent... I wish I could get that station here...lol
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 14:12
BAGHDAD BOB!

Alriiiight! That guy was the best part of the war... Heck, he was the best part of the last two years of TV entertainment! lol
Yeah, better than all the mass-marketed stuff on all the major TV channels!
Jeruselem
20-02-2005, 14:30
He's the man for Bush's spokesman. The content of the speeches has the same quality of material.
The Poor and Lonely
20-02-2005, 14:48
"We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"

Quite right too! :cool:
Ollieland
20-02-2005, 15:25
little known fact... maybe.

in the famous deck of Death... the cards portraying the Iraqi's most wanted, He, was not on it.

The British tabloid press printed cut out copies of the Deck of Death, and included MSS as the joker.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-02-2005, 18:46
Someday, Comical Ali will have his own talk show. Mark my words. :)
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 18:48
Someday, Comical Ali will have his own talk show. Mark my words. :)
"You are all infidels! Infidel dogs!"
:D
BaghdadBob
20-02-2005, 18:52
My feelings as usual, we will slaughter them all! :mp5:
BaghdadBob
20-02-2005, 18:55
As to what I am doing in retirement. My friend Mr Chirac has invited me to work with the French information ministry. ahem " There are no German tanks approaching Paris! Never!"
Dontgonearthere
20-02-2005, 19:09
Sounds like some of the n00bs you get over in II...hehe...n00bs.
Suto ri
20-02-2005, 19:28
The British tabloid press printed cut out copies of the Deck of Death, and included MSS as the joker.LOL where can I get that deck!