NationStates Jolt Archive


The moon is an alien spaceship!

Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 13:24
See? (http://www.cseti.org/Our%20Mysterious%20Spaceship%20Moon/coverpage.htm)
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 13:25
The Earth is hollow too. (http://www.ourhollowearth.com/VoyagetoHollowEarth.htm)
Haken Rider
20-02-2005, 13:33
I'm not on planet-level yet, but here is a country conspiracy (http://zapatopi.net/belgium.html)
Tanara
20-02-2005, 13:34
Yeah, and?

Try this for a more interesting read...Mutineer's Moon by David Weber ( though I much prefer his Honor Harrington series - Nimitz rules!)
Vonners
20-02-2005, 13:36
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/510L0001.jpg
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 13:38
I see dead people. (http://www.worlditc.org/f_05_macy_resonance.htm)
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 13:39
( though I much prefer his Honor Harrington series - Nimitz rules!)
They're long, but good.
Tanara
20-02-2005, 13:42
Indeed, once I start one I can't put it down, so I'm glad I read fast.
Bodies Without Organs
20-02-2005, 13:42
See? (http://www.cseti.org/Our%20Mysterious%20Spaceship%20Moon/coverpage.htm)

I have actually read that book...
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 13:44
I have actually read that book...
:eek:
Awesome.
I wish I could find a copy. I love digging around in thrift shops for stuff like that, but I haven't found that one yet.
Demented Hamsters
20-02-2005, 15:00
What I can't understand about the whole 'Hollow Earth' theory (other than that the weight of the Earth has been well calculated, and the Hollow Earth brigade never explain this away) is that if there is a bloody great hole at the top of the World is that surely it would fill with water. All the sea water would drain away into the gaping hole, leaving none left on the Earth's surface.
How can you take this seriously:
It is the opinion of the author of World Top Secret: Our Earth Is Hollow! that the Great High Priest over all the land of Inner Earth is King David, and sits on the legitimate throne of David, a direct descendant of David, who was the founder of the ancient nation of Israel in Palestine, from which the Lost Ten Tribes migrated to the North Countries in about 687 B.C. The estimated round trip to and from the hollow earth North Countries of Inner Earth via the North Polar Opening is about 20 days.
Bolol
20-02-2005, 15:22
See? (http://www.cseti.org/Our%20Mysterious%20Spaceship%20Moon/coverpage.htm)

Cool. Let's call NASA and the Joint Chiefs. The former will want to begin research, the latter will probably just wanna blow it up.

Thus creating an interesting argument!
Jeruselem
20-02-2005, 15:24
"It's not a moon, it's a space station"
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 15:30
"It's not a moon, it's a space station"
:eek:
George Lucas knew! Star Wars is a secret messenger of Truth, we were all just too blind to see it!
Whittier-
20-02-2005, 15:31
No. THEY are not on the moon. They don't need it.
Mykonians
20-02-2005, 15:37
You gotta love maniacs on a Sunday. I do, anyway. I tell you what, those aliens in the moon must be really pissed off. They've been waiting for the repairmen to come and fix their engines for the better part of a few billion years right now. They should've gone with the AA.
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 15:39
You gotta love maniacs on a Sunday. I do, anyway. I tell you what, those aliens in the moon must be really pissed off. They've been waiting for the repairmen to come and fix their engines for the better part of a few billion years right now. They should've gone with the AA.
The interstellar repairmen said they'd be coming, but then they remembered they don't yet have faster-than-light travel, so it will be a couple quadrillion years before they can assess the damages.
Mykonians
20-02-2005, 15:43
Oh man, I hate when that happens. You call 'em, they say "oh, it'll only be a few minutes", then twenty-seven million years later they arrive and dig your fossilised bones out of your car...
Bakguava
21-02-2005, 09:44
I'm not on planet-level yet, but here is a country conspiracy (http://zapatopi.net/belgium.html)


dude wow, im totally getting one of those belgiums think they are better then you t shirts.
Armed Bookworms
21-02-2005, 09:46
Yeah, and?

Try this for a more interesting read...Mutineer's Moon by David Weber ( though I much prefer his Honor Harrington series - Nimitz rules!)
*bleek*
Toujours-Rouge
21-02-2005, 12:01
What I can't understand about the whole 'Hollow Earth' theory (other than that the weight of the Earth has been well calculated, and the Hollow Earth brigade never explain this away) is that if there is a bloody great hole at the top of the World is that surely it would fill with water. All the sea water would drain away into the gaping hole, leaving none left on the Earth's surface.

It's all explained! Check teh updates at the bottom of the page.
I got bored after half a paragraph so i don't know how insane it is. Something about two centres of gravity...
Bitchkitten
21-02-2005, 12:06
Neo, what HAVE you been smoking lately? :D
Whinging Trancers
21-02-2005, 12:59
Not sure what's being smoked, but this is how Neo ventures forth in public now:

http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/afdbhead.jpg
Keruvalia
21-02-2005, 13:28
How can the Earth be hollow when it's flat?

http://www.flat-earth.org/

Read the FAQ.
Sel Appa
21-02-2005, 13:54
Your head is hollow.
Mykonians
21-02-2005, 16:24
So the Earth is a round flat hollow solid hexagon with several nations and American states missing, with a moon that is both orbiting and not orbiting and is actually an alien spaceship. That makes sense. Anyone for some of these pills I just got from the psychiatrist? Get 'em while they're fresh!
Jordaxia
21-02-2005, 16:30
I'd take yours, Mykonians, but I'll be getting my own soon enough, and they're better than yours, because I bribed the doctor with money and alcohol.

So there.


But anyway. This thread makes me chuckle. I approve.
Mykonians
21-02-2005, 16:39
*Grumbles incoherently, mentioning something about 'revenge' and 'badgers'*
Neo-Anarchists
21-02-2005, 16:40
So the Earth is a round flat hollow solid hexagon with several nations and American states missing, with a moon that is both orbiting and not orbiting and is actually an alien spaceship. That makes sense. Anyone for some of these pills I just got from the psychiatrist? Get 'em while they're fresh!
http://www.reformation.org/vatican-and-islam.html
Look, Catholics are secretly Muslim!

Reformation Online is a hilarious website.
Yupaenu
21-02-2005, 16:43
this is so stupid it's funny! i liked the flat earth one, in one of the faq questions it said that the fourth corner of the earth would be located in australia, but in another question it said australia doesn't exist.
Super-power
21-02-2005, 18:17
Hey, if it is an alien spaceship we have an excuse to nuke the moon (http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm)!
Whinging Trancers
21-02-2005, 18:25
http://www.reformation.org/vatican-and-islam.html
Look, Catholics are secretly Muslim!

Reformation Online is a hilarious website.

Thanks, that was a wicked way to brighten up my afternoon at work... LOL
E B Guvegrra
21-02-2005, 18:25
What I can't understand about the whole 'Hollow Earth' theory (other than that the weight of the Earth has been well calculated, and the Hollow Earth brigade never explain this away) is that if there is a bloody great hole at the top of the World is that surely it would fill with water. All the sea water would drain away into the gaping hole, leaving none left on the Earth's surface.
How can you take this seriously:Not entirely familiar with the details, but assuming that there's supposed to be a hyper-dense layer 'faking' the mass distribution of a filled-Earth (and even if there isn't, but we might as well address the issue of average density while we're at it, eh? :)) then there'll be an 'internal' gravitational environment where 'down' is 'outwards', much like ours is 'down' and 'inwards'. Theoretically, there exists a stable point by which the waters sloshing through the 'hole' in the Earth's (regular) surface leaves so much water clinging to the inside, so much water clinging to the outside, and the rest of the cavity is empty.

Thus:


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# = hyper-dense rocks
: = quite dense rocks
. = ocean-bed rocks
~ = water
* = Random mysterious light/heat source that pretends to be a 'sun' :)
(No artistic effort has been spared, when it comes to depicting land masses, mountains, etc... As in "I couldn't spare any effort"... :))
Griffin Lord
21-02-2005, 18:34
:eek:
George Lucas knew! Star Wars is a secret messenger of Truth, we were all just too blind to see it!

The Death Star was not a moon, it was just the size of a moon. But I get the point. Why do you think they made all those crappy sequals? So we won't pay attention to the originals.