NationStates Jolt Archive

Note: I have not watched any UFO movies or read any such magazines or books lately (last one was over a year ago).

It was 9:05 on the 19 day of February 2005, I was caught up and a sleep fell upon me.
Behold, it was nighttime, I was standing outside. There were a few clouds in the sky, probably due to rain. When behold, I saw 3 strange looking fighter craft. They each had 4 wings instead of two. And behold, there was much terror in those days.

These craft were not of earthly origin. The world was divided. And no ruler on Earth was able to stand up to them. They had been watching the earth and were now making their move.
Behold, I was moved inside a home. The family was frantic. They had bolted their homes and they had been disjoined from each other and were unable to get along.They sought to hide from what was coming. Homes and families had been identified for harvesting.
And behold, when the craft landed and the beings began moving house to house, they left markings on the doors. The mark that was left was a letter: "M". And I was given vision to see their plans for man. And I said to the being who was showing these things, "Surely man will defend himself with all means necessary. Surely we will use every weapon in our disposal." And he said unto me, "A house divided can not make a stand."
Behold the mystery of these things, the home is the earth. The family is the family of mankind which has been divided and disjointed by disputes over policies to the point that nation's stop helping other nations.
The mystery of the craft, I am not allowed to tell you.
But to him who is wise, let him understand the mystery of the "M" which shall be found marked on the homes of mankind. M is for Matrea. Behold the son of perdition cometh upon the world and the nations of the earth shall be powerless against him. And the invaders shall seek the prophet for they shall know he will expose them. They will seek him, to kill him. And he shall hide from them.
And the strange craft shall be from an alien world their occupants shall have evil intentions toward the human race.
Behold, this is of that which is to come. And it must come to pass for the edification of the human family. Behold, that you have read this, that you may prepare yourselves. Woe will be upon those who are not prepared. Blessed is he is ready for the test that is to come.
And behold, I saw one who eyes were as fire standing in the midst of heaven. And his eyes were as burning lasers that cut down to the center of your soul, and his hair was as white as snow.
And he said "I am the one who created everything that was made. I am the Alpha and Omega. Woe unto them who are not alert and do not recieve the message. Those things you saw in the skies, shut up and lock away. For no man may know those mysteries until the coming of the great day of fulfillment. Behold, these things must come to pass, and no man or woman will be removed from the test until all fullfilled. And the invaders shall seek to slay the people of God. And the invaders shall consume mankind. And man's fortitude shall be tested in those days. Shut the words of what you have seen and heard for the day of fullfillment draweth near. Blessed are they who are vigilant and prepared. And behold, I will come for those who withstand the wiles and plots of the beast. Let him who understanding, understand."

Um.. dude.

A friend of mine got home from a party really really drunk one night, well in the early hours of the morning. She looked out of her window, and saw these eerie blue light floating in her backyard.

She promply charged into her parents bedroom, claiming that there were UFO's in the backyard and insisting that they get up and look.

Turned out they were the lights on the lawn.

Um.. dude.

A friend of mine got home from a party really really drunk one night, well in the early hours of the morning. She looked out of her window, and saw these eerie blue light floating in her backyard.

She promply charged into her parents bedroom, claiming that there were UFO's in the backyard and insisting that they get up and look.

Turned out they were the lights on the lawn.
That's why you shouldn't drink. Drinking always impairs judgement. Heh, good thing I don't drink (never have).

That's why you shouldn't drink. Drinking always impairs judgement. Heh, good thing I don't drink (never have).

Oddly enough, that's one of the reasons why I DO drink. :)

Oddly enough, that's one of the reasons why I DO drink. :)

Drinking makes 3am steak and cheese pies from the 24 hour citystop shop taste better.

Oddly enough, that's one of the reasons why I DO drink. :)

I drink to silence the voices...

I drink to silence the voices...
You know, an icepick lobotomy might help you there, and I'm just the girl for the job!
Care to sit down? I'll get the icepick.

:D

Don't eat spicy food right before bedtime, it really does make for strange dreams.

And while he may have laid off the ufo stuff, it also looks like he kept a bible handy

( oh wait, there's ufo stuff in there too...so yeah, we know what he's been reading )

Don't eat spicy food right before bedtime, it really does make for strange dreams.

And while he may have laid off the ufo stuff, it also looks like he kept a bible handy

( oh wait, there's ufo stuff in there too...so yeah, we know what he's been reading )
Actually I didn't eat yesterday. The last time I read the Bible (to be perfectly honest) was half a year ago.

Wait a minute. What does the Bible have to do with any of this?

LOl...the marking of the doors....marking the lentles of the Hebrews so they would be imune from the plagues about to strike Egypt, comes quickly to mind...and any book discussing 'God' as an ancient astronaut...

And not eating can really mess up the chemical ballance of the brain, so who knows what sort of wierd dreams will be unleashed...

LOl...the marking of the doors....marking the lentles of the Hebrews so they would be imune from the plagues about to strike Egypt, comes quickly to mind...and any book discussing 'God' as an ancient astronaut...

And not eating can really mess up the chemical ballance of the brain, so who knows what sort of wierd dreams will be unleashed...
But weren't those markings supposed to protect people?
To be honest, the only books I have had time to read lately have been boring ass Tech. Manuals that make you fall asleep. Hence why I haven't read anything except US News for the last few weeks.
Not eating anything could, theoretically do that, if you do that for more than a day or so.
However, I ate on Friday and I ate yesterday morning. The dream occured about 12 hours later.

Who's comming Dib?

Who's comming Dib?
Dib?

This is what i saw during an eclips :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/gaffeur/abduction.jpg

Wow .. you said behold like twelve times in that post :D

And his eyes were as burning lasers that cut down to the center of your soul

My soul? But I wasn't there...

My soul? But I wasn't there...
yes your soul. You are not safe anywhere.

yes your soul. You are not safe anywhere.

Could you produce some fake pottery to verify this story, please?

Could you produce some fake pottery to verify this story, please?
They will find you. They will find me, but I will make every attempt to hide.
They are evil. Very evil. They will come to harvest and consume humans.
They will turn people into a yogurt like substance and eat them. They will use strange devices to do this.
Every man and woman on earth is marked. Abandon all hope.

Abandon ALL hope.

We're all gonna die eh?


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Meh, I've had a good run.

ABANDON ALL HOPE. All of our weapons systems will be completely useless against them. They've been watching us for years. They know our weaknesses. They are using nanobiotags to locate and keep tabs on everyone.

Oh, I already have abandoned all hope... every last ounce of it... I'm now in a period of my life where I feel nothing but utter despair...

Oh, I already have abandoned all hope... every last ounce of it... I'm now in a period of my life where I feel nothing but utter despair...
yeah... ditto...

well if we don't ALL die, perhaps this will be a good thing? let us start over and not fuck up so much this time :confused:

Yes, yes. that's it. Nuclear weapons won't work. But thermonuclear weapons just might. Yes that is it. We keep destroying our planet with thermonuclear explosions, until THEY leave us alone.

Do you really think that people would unite today if THEY came. I don't see it happening. Mankind has too much stuff keep them apart. They could never work together against this threat.

Seriously, what are we going to do if some undefeatable alien race comes and kills us all straight away? Why bother preparing for it? Ignorence is bliss. It's why I don't like the system that looks for comets that might hit earth. What are we going to do if I giant intersteller wrecking ball is going to smash into earth and kill us all? Nothing except panic. I'd rather not know its coming.

We must build orbital nuclear missile platforms. But we will not, for we are too divided. Mankind has nothing in common with one another. There is no hope. All of man's weapons will be useless.
But he who knows the mystery will prevail.

Is this guy having a nervous breakdown or something? Shouldn't we... do something? Call someone? Throw things at him?

What freaking mystery?

Is this guy having a nervous breakdown or something? Shouldn't we... do something? Call someone? Throw things at him?

Whit does this occasionally. It's always kind of amusing. Just play along, and wait for the thread to die down. Then you can start looking forward to the next thread like this that will appear in a few months or so.

The mystery for which man was created. Figure out this mystery: For what reason does man exist. He who knows this, shall overcome the Man of Perdition.

The mystery for which man was created. Figure out this mystery: For what reason does man exist. He who knows this, shall overcome the Man of Perdition.
i wish i knew :(

is the answer 'to survive'? do you know, Whittier?

i wish i knew :(

is the answer 'to survive'? do you know, Whittier?
no

no
are you going to share the answer with the rest of us?

are you going to share the answer with the rest of us?
Answer this puzzle: When you have absolutely nothing left, you still have something. When you can solve the puzzle you will know.

It is a something with which everything was created.

But I have been admonished by someone higher, that I am not allowed to tell you.

It is a something with which everything was created.

toast?




no, wait that's stupid. a soul? love? respect?

toast?




no, wait that's stupid. a soul? love? respect?
souls were created at creation. you do not need respect in order to create.

Why are they coming?

It is a something with which everything was created.
molecules!! ah ha!

Why are they coming?
Because it is their time. They are to have rule over the whole of earth, till time be fulfilled.

molecules!! ah ha!
molecules were created at creation.

do i have time to eat my dinner then, or is it too late?

do i have time to eat my dinner then, or is it too late?
the time is near but it is not yet

How can you be sure? Sometimes dreams are simply meaningless. You don't have to interpret every one of them...and for me, only God knows when the end is coming.

Answer this puzzle: When you have absolutely nothing left, you still have something. When you can solve the puzzle you will know.

life?

life?
Nah, zombies don't have life. But hunger, even zombies have gotta eat brains (though i'm not sure why, it's not like their stomachs are even in good condition :rolleyes: ).

life?
Nah, zombies don't have life. But hunger, even zombies have gotta eat brains (though i'm not sure why, it's not like their stomachs are even in good condition :rolleyes: ).

life?
Nah, zombies don't have life. But hunger, even zombies have gotta eat brains (though i'm not sure why, it's not like their stomachs are even in good condition :rolleyes: ).

whats up with jolt today? im scared

*bites nails*

life?
no

How can you be sure? Sometimes dreams are simply meaningless. You don't have to interpret every one of them...and for me, only God knows when the end is coming.
THough these things will happen, be of cheer, for the end is not yet.

They will find you. They will find me, but I will make every attempt to hide.
They are evil. Very evil. They will come to harvest and consume humans.
They will turn people into a yogurt like substance and eat them. They will use strange devices to do this.
Every man and woman on earth is marked. Abandon all hope.

No need to hide. I'll introduce Mr. Alien to Mr. Earth Bullet and get the party started. After that they can meet Mr. Earth Blade than Mr. Earth Fist. Don't know about anyone else, I'm going down swinging.

:gundge: :mp5:

........... :sniper:

Die alien scum!

By the way, does this mean we don't have to worry about global warming or the national debt??

It is a something with which everything was created.

time, God, destiny, purpose?

Anyway, if I don't figure it out I'd go down fightin. Maybe take a few of the SOB's with me. But will the invaders come before, after, or concurrently with the inevitable zombie apocalypse and/or rebellion of the machines? I should go stock up on 'supplies'...

No need to hide. I'll introduce Mr. Alien to Mr. Earth Bullet and get the party started. After that they can meet Mr. Earth Blade than Mr. Earth Fist. Don't know about anyone else, I'm going down swinging.

:gundge: :mp5:

........... :sniper:

Die alien scum!

By the way, does this mean we don't have to worry about global warming or the national debt??
This is that which is yet to come but is near at hand.

This is that which is yet to come but is near at hand.

:confused: HUH?????? :confused:

I'm being monitored by THEM because of this thread.
But I shall be ready. Strange things have been happening here.
Actually, I have dream, I post about it, then strange stuff starts happening, and I got this eerie feeling I am being watched constantly. Like when I was at the mall. There was this strange looking female that was glaring at me for no reason. I went to the other side of the mall and she was still there. Then I went to Applebees and I turned around cause I felt something was not right. And there she was with her big round black eyes and her evil glare. I closed my eyes for only a couple of seconds and then when I opened them, she like vanished. Shit scared the crap out of me, but I get approached, little miss ET gonna meet mr. fist. I feel scared but I am not going to back down. Because I am good and they are evil. Though, I wish to hide from them.

the fact is they WILL make themselves visible after Bush sets in motion the cycle of mass death and destruction thats gonna occur.
And theyre not evil The Bush administration is

I'm being monitored by THEM because of this thread.
But I shall be ready. Strange things have been happening here.
Actually, I have dream, I post about it, then strange stuff starts happening, and I got this eerie feeling I am being watched constantly. Like when I was at the mall. There was this strange looking female that was glaring at me for no reason. I went to the other side of the mall and she was still there. Then I went to Applebees and I turned around cause I felt something was not right. And there she was with her big round black eyes and her evil glare. I closed my eyes for only a couple of seconds and then when I opened them, she like vanished. Shit scared the crap out of me, but I get approached, little miss ET gonna meet mr. fist. I feel scared but I am not going to back down. Because I am good and they are evil. Though, I wish to hide from them.
Dude....

GET HELP!!! YOU'RE PARANOID! GET HELP!

the fact is they WILL make themselves visible after Bush sets in motion the cycle of mass death and destruction thats gonna occur.
And theyre not evil The Bush administration is
Keep saying that until they harvest you so they can eat your organs.

They kind of look like a cross of these images: (it was the closest I could find)

http://www.rebuffer.com/rebuffer/crew/kosmozo/aliens.jpg

http://www.chud.com/graphics12/juon3.gif

See, I told you they were evil.