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Well? Which one? Cake or death?

I'll take cake, please.

Both! You give me cake, and I chop off your head. It worked for Marie-Antoinette.

Well cake is high in saturated fat and sugar, both of which are bad for my heart, so I'll choose death, apparently it's calorie free!

I'll take cake, please.
very well! Give him cake!

i like cake. and living. therefore, my choice is clear.

Both! You give me cake, and I chop off your head. It worked for Marie-Antoinette.

You! I've had enough of your lip! Off the plane!

Well cake is high in saturated fat and sugar, both of which are bad for my heart, so I'll choose death, apparently it's calorie free!

well then. . .. *BANG*

i like cake. and living. therefore, my choice is clear.
Give him cake as well!

well then. . .. *BANG*

It would appear you've dropped some sort of heavy item!

*Picks up heavy item for BLARGistania, and has a massive heart attack*

Damn cake!!!

Give him cake as well!
thank you. it's delicious. and i too love eddie izzard.

It would appear you've dropped some sort of heavy item!

*Picks up heavy item for BLARGistania, and has a massive heart attack*

Damn cake!!!

serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.

You! I've had enough of your lip! Off the plane!

La plume de ma tante will never suffer this insolence!

I'm listening to cake right now. :)

serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.
i got it a while ago, but i figured i'd give it a little time to see if you wanted to broach the subject yourself. izzard is god. cross dressing god.

"Cake, please" Chucks the Blarg under the chin and smiles fetchingly.

La plume de ma tante will never suffer this insolence!

la plume de ma tante apres sle chez de me tante!

qui e le plume de mon uncle?


"Cake, please" Chucks the Blarg under the chin and smiles fetchingly.


Well we're all out of cake. We only had to bits and we didn't expect such a rush.

serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.

*speaking from beyond the grave*

I believe my full title is Cake-eating, shop-lifting, diminutive, communist, hitler-loving Bastard!!!!

(I've posted too many times to throw caution to the wind and assume people will know this is not serious, so for anyone tempted to hate me for my nazi ways. This is not serious, and I'm not a nazi!!!- I'm jaded before I've even reached 400 posts :( )

*Sigh* "Oh well, I understand how it goes. Really good cake just doesn't sit around for long. Thanks anyway"

*speaking from beyond the grave*

I believe my full title is Cake-eating, shop-lifting, diminutive, communist, hitler-loving Bastard!!!!

(I've posted too many times to throw caution to the wind and assume people will know this is not serious, so for anyone tempted to hate me for my nazi ways. This is not serious, and I'm not a nazi!!!- I'm jaded before I've even reached 400 posts :( )

nothing is better than internet sarcasm that doesn't translate.

*Sigh* "Oh well, I understand how it goes. Really good cake just doesn't sit around for long. Thanks anyway"
we can offer you the vegitarian though . . .

If its not poop-cake, then I'll take one cake please.

If its not poop-cake, then I'll take one cake please.


Ah-ha! A new cake just arrived. Of course, I'll have to go back to Cats Keep and offer her(?) cake.

la plume de ma tante apres sle chez de me tante!

qui e le plume de mon uncle?

Non, non, non, non! La plume de ma tante est sur la chaise de mon oncle, qui va avoir votre tête pour gateau.

Death!

Wait wait, I meant cake!

nothing is better than internet sarcasm that doesn't translate.

*speaking from a discount crematorium*

Except perhaps Cake!!!

Death!

Wait wait, I meant cake!
no, yo usaid death first!
oh, alright, we'll give it to you.




god in high heels. i tell you this.

Non, non, non, non! La plume de ma tante est sur la chaise de mon oncle, qui va avoir votre tête pour gateau.
as you well know.


Death!

Wait wait, I meant cake!

Too late! You said death first! ah ha ah ha you said death!


*speaking from a discount crematorium*

Except perhaps Cake!!!
Right o' One piece of trans-planal cake coming right up.

Ilike edd izzard tons myself. i liked it at the end of his L.A. ( i think ) show when he did his jokes in french..."the monkey is on ze barge"

"Yes, and I'll gladly take a small piece of cake - wouldn't want to hog the whole thing. I'll pass on the vegitarian, I'm the president of Carnivores R Us - but even a cat loves a good cake."

My Monster Paws ( 20 pounds of Maine Coon mix ) steals grapes, watermelon, and peas if I let him.

Ilike edd izzard tons myself. i liked it at the end of his L.A. ( i think ) show when he did his jokes in french..."the monkey is on ze barge"
on the dvd, it includes the entire show in france he was talking about. i watched it through. i don't speak french, and it was still hilarious. god with lace.

Right o' One piece of trans-planal cake coming right up.

Mmmmmm Trans-planal cake *drooling gurgle thing*

brilliant, just brilliant.

He makes the ugliest woman ever though.

brilliant, just brilliant.

He makes the ugliest women ever though.

Give him a break he's not God you know, I'd like to see you create women!!!

I dissappear for a bit and come back and a whole new thread devoted to my favourite comic appears.

That'll teach me.

Anymore cake left?

I dissappear for a bit and come back and a whole new thread devoted to my favourite comic appears.

That'll teach me.

Anymore cake left?
we don't have any cake. so what'll it be, death? or death?

i'll have the chicken.

we don't have any cake. so what'll it be, death? or death?

i'll have the chicken.
It is

"So my choices are, Or Death?"

:):)

It is

"So my choices are, Or Death?"

:):)
sorry. it's been a while. i'm just paraphrasing from memory.

sorry. it's been a while. i'm just paraphrasing from memory.
No worries.

I'm just pissy that I missed out.

No worries.

I'm just pissy that I missed out.
YOU SHOULD BE! :mad:

Given that cake is glorious and wonderful...





I'll take cake.

http://www.camellia.org/kitchen/images/black-cat-cake.jpg

we don't have any cake. so what'll it be, death? or death?

i'll have the chicken.

ah, welcome mister hitler.

ah, welcome mister hitler.
You Nazi shithead.

Oh that cake is too cute for words!

Ignores the exchange after Andaluciae's post.

Oh that cake is too cute for words!

Ignores the exchange after Andaluciae's post.

lol. Was I right on the gender guess (female?)

Indeed you were. One fiesty old broad finally getting a brake to check back into the forums ( RL has been a tizzy of late )

i know the feeling

Fortunately after this next weekend it will all calm down, the production will either be a raving suscess or a total failure - either way it will be OVER! :p

My only friend in the end!

"Cake! Cake! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

I can just imagine Theoden screaming that instead of "Death" on The Return of the King.

Anyway, my choice is clear: Cake!

it is better to give than to recieve, but i have only a very limited amount of cake to be handing out...


therefore i choose to GIVE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

the line starts to the left, no pushing or budging or saving places for your friends , plenty of death for everyone.

it is better to give than to recieve, but i have only a very limited amount of cake to be handing out...


therefore i choose to GIVE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

the line starts to the left, no pushing or budging or saving places for your friends , plenty of death for everyone.
<Southern hick voice> Hey! You City Slicker! I don't take kindly to yer kind 'round these parts! Stealing Ma business!</southern hick voice>

<Southern hick voice> Hey! You City Slicker! I don't take kindly to yer kind 'round these parts! Stealing Ma business!</southern hick voice>
yo me and my crew been in the wholesale death business fer years, fergidabodit.

La plume de ma tante will never suffer this insolence!

La plume de ta tante est complètement inutile. J'en ai aucun idée qu'est ce que tu penses que la plume pourrait faire, même s'il voulait faire payer tous tes ennemis.

Do you speak French, or is that just a phrase you memorized? ;)

it is better to give than to recieve, but i have only a very limited amount of cake to be handing out...


therefore i choose to GIVE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

the line starts to the left, no pushing or budging or saving places for your friends , plenty of death for everyone.

Crusifiction? Goooooood.... (Life of Brian anyone?)
On they other hand - CAKEafiction would be delicious. I choose cake.

well only if the cakes............................................................................................... ...................................................... oh god no, its been in a fridge, oh kill me

If we're out of cake, I'll take the chicken.

*speaking from beyond the grave*

Glad to see that death is gaining in popularity, I was on my own for a while

see my sig...so in the end I get neither cake or death...sigh...but I have a killer singing voice...

serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.

Um. I'll tke cake please.
Oh we're outta cake.
So its death or..... right

How can people not pick up the Izzard reference!

I'm listening to cake right now. :)
That's funny, I'm listening to Death.

RIP Chuck Schuldiner...
:(

seeing as I went to sleep last night, I fell somewhat behind.


A blanket of granted cake slices for all and a piece of post-mortem cake for those of us that are dead.

Is the cake free, becuase then I'll take it!

What kind of cake is it?!

Well? Which one? Cake or death?


Are you a friend of Blue Rosa by any chance? Cake or Death, or Death or Cake, not quite sure, is his motto. He's one of my best friends, so I thought I would ask.

P.S. Eddie Izzrd kicks serious ass!!!!

P.P.S. Cake. German Chocolate if you have it. Yummy. :)

First Minister of the Church of Lemon Meringue, Refused Party Program says:

Give me lemon meringue or give me death!

Uh... I'm allergic to cake...

That's funny, I'm listening to Death.

RIP Chuck Schuldiner...
:(

I've heard (like) Cake. I don't think I've heard Death.

Listen to Death. First Minister Refused Party Program doth command it.

It is

"So my choices are, Or Death?"

:):)

Damn funny! I love his Darth Vader bit to.