NationStates Jolt Archive


Cake or Death?

BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:07
Well? Which one? Cake or death?
Stroudiztan
20-02-2005, 06:08
I'll take cake, please.
Fass
20-02-2005, 06:09
Both! You give me cake, and I chop off your head. It worked for Marie-Antoinette.
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 06:09
Well cake is high in saturated fat and sugar, both of which are bad for my heart, so I'll choose death, apparently it's calorie free!
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:09
I'll take cake, please.
very well! Give him cake!
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 06:09
i like cake. and living. therefore, my choice is clear.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:11
Both! You give me cake, and I chop off your head. It worked for Marie-Antoinette.

You! I've had enough of your lip! Off the plane!
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:11
Well cake is high in saturated fat and sugar, both of which are bad for my heart, so I'll choose death, apparently it's calorie free!

well then. . .. *BANG*
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:12
i like cake. and living. therefore, my choice is clear.
Give him cake as well!
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 06:13
well then. . .. *BANG*

It would appear you've dropped some sort of heavy item!

*Picks up heavy item for BLARGistania, and has a massive heart attack*

Damn cake!!!
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 06:13
Give him cake as well!
thank you. it's delicious. and i too love eddie izzard.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:14
It would appear you've dropped some sort of heavy item!

*Picks up heavy item for BLARGistania, and has a massive heart attack*

Damn cake!!!

serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.
Fass
20-02-2005, 06:15
You! I've had enough of your lip! Off the plane!

La plume de ma tante will never suffer this insolence!
Dakini
20-02-2005, 06:16
I'm listening to cake right now. :)
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 06:16
serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.
i got it a while ago, but i figured i'd give it a little time to see if you wanted to broach the subject yourself. izzard is god. cross dressing god.
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 06:17
"Cake, please" Chucks the Blarg under the chin and smiles fetchingly.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:20
La plume de ma tante will never suffer this insolence!

la plume de ma tante apres sle chez de me tante!

qui e le plume de mon uncle?


"Cake, please" Chucks the Blarg under the chin and smiles fetchingly.


Well we're all out of cake. We only had to bits and we didn't expect such a rush.
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 06:20
serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.

*speaking from beyond the grave*

I believe my full title is Cake-eating, shop-lifting, diminutive, communist, hitler-loving Bastard!!!!

(I've posted too many times to throw caution to the wind and assume people will know this is not serious, so for anyone tempted to hate me for my nazi ways. This is not serious, and I'm not a nazi!!!- I'm jaded before I've even reached 400 posts :( )
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 06:21
*Sigh* "Oh well, I understand how it goes. Really good cake just doesn't sit around for long. Thanks anyway"
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:22
*speaking from beyond the grave*

I believe my full title is Cake-eating, shop-lifting, diminutive, communist, hitler-loving Bastard!!!!

(I've posted too many times to throw caution to the wind and assume people will know this is not serious, so for anyone tempted to hate me for my nazi ways. This is not serious, and I'm not a nazi!!!- I'm jaded before I've even reached 400 posts :( )

nothing is better than internet sarcasm that doesn't translate.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:22
*Sigh* "Oh well, I understand how it goes. Really good cake just doesn't sit around for long. Thanks anyway"
we can offer you the vegitarian though . . .
EmoBuddy
20-02-2005, 06:23
If its not poop-cake, then I'll take one cake please.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:24
If its not poop-cake, then I'll take one cake please.


Ah-ha! A new cake just arrived. Of course, I'll have to go back to Cats Keep and offer her(?) cake.
Fass
20-02-2005, 06:27
la plume de ma tante apres sle chez de me tante!

qui e le plume de mon uncle?

Non, non, non, non! La plume de ma tante est sur la chaise de mon oncle, qui va avoir votre tête pour gateau.
Zoltarin
20-02-2005, 06:27
Death!

Wait wait, I meant cake!
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 06:28
nothing is better than internet sarcasm that doesn't translate.

*speaking from a discount crematorium*

Except perhaps Cake!!!
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 06:29
Death!

Wait wait, I meant cake!
no, yo usaid death first!
oh, alright, we'll give it to you.




god in high heels. i tell you this.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:30
Non, non, non, non! La plume de ma tante est sur la chaise de mon oncle, qui va avoir votre tête pour gateau.
as you well know.


Death!

Wait wait, I meant cake!

Too late! You said death first! ah ha ah ha you said death!


*speaking from a discount crematorium*

Except perhaps Cake!!!
Right o' One piece of trans-planal cake coming right up.
The Doors Corporation
20-02-2005, 06:31
Ilike edd izzard tons myself. i liked it at the end of his L.A. ( i think ) show when he did his jokes in french..."the monkey is on ze barge"
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 06:32
"Yes, and I'll gladly take a small piece of cake - wouldn't want to hog the whole thing. I'll pass on the vegitarian, I'm the president of Carnivores R Us - but even a cat loves a good cake."

My Monster Paws ( 20 pounds of Maine Coon mix ) steals grapes, watermelon, and peas if I let him.
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 06:33
Ilike edd izzard tons myself. i liked it at the end of his L.A. ( i think ) show when he did his jokes in french..."the monkey is on ze barge"
on the dvd, it includes the entire show in france he was talking about. i watched it through. i don't speak french, and it was still hilarious. god with lace.
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 06:33
Right o' One piece of trans-planal cake coming right up.

Mmmmmm Trans-planal cake *drooling gurgle thing*
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 06:38
brilliant, just brilliant.

He makes the ugliest woman ever though.
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 06:41
brilliant, just brilliant.

He makes the ugliest women ever though.

Give him a break he's not God you know, I'd like to see you create women!!!
Anarchic Conceptions
20-02-2005, 06:50
I dissappear for a bit and come back and a whole new thread devoted to my favourite comic appears.

That'll teach me.

Anymore cake left?
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 06:54
I dissappear for a bit and come back and a whole new thread devoted to my favourite comic appears.

That'll teach me.

Anymore cake left?
we don't have any cake. so what'll it be, death? or death?

i'll have the chicken.
Anarchic Conceptions
20-02-2005, 07:00
we don't have any cake. so what'll it be, death? or death?

i'll have the chicken.
It is

"So my choices are, Or Death?"

:):)
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 07:04
It is

"So my choices are, Or Death?"

:):)
sorry. it's been a while. i'm just paraphrasing from memory.
Anarchic Conceptions
20-02-2005, 07:04
sorry. it's been a while. i'm just paraphrasing from memory.
No worries.

I'm just pissy that I missed out.
New Sancrosanctia
20-02-2005, 07:05
No worries.

I'm just pissy that I missed out.
YOU SHOULD BE! :mad:
Andaluciae
20-02-2005, 07:16
Given that cake is glorious and wonderful...





I'll take cake.

http://www.camellia.org/kitchen/images/black-cat-cake.jpg
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 07:17
we don't have any cake. so what'll it be, death? or death?

i'll have the chicken.

ah, welcome mister hitler.
Anarchic Conceptions
20-02-2005, 07:20
ah, welcome mister hitler.
You Nazi shithead.
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 08:00
Oh that cake is too cute for words!

Ignores the exchange after Andaluciae's post.
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 08:37
Oh that cake is too cute for words!

Ignores the exchange after Andaluciae's post.

lol. Was I right on the gender guess (female?)
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 08:50
Indeed you were. One fiesty old broad finally getting a brake to check back into the forums ( RL has been a tizzy of late )
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 08:51
i know the feeling
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 08:55
Fortunately after this next weekend it will all calm down, the production will either be a raving suscess or a total failure - either way it will be OVER! :p
Nation of Fortune
20-02-2005, 09:01
My only friend in the end!
Potaria
20-02-2005, 09:09
"Cake! Cake! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

I can just imagine Theoden screaming that instead of "Death" on The Return of the King.

Anyway, my choice is clear: Cake!
Nationalist Valhalla
20-02-2005, 09:18
it is better to give than to recieve, but i have only a very limited amount of cake to be handing out...


therefore i choose to GIVE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

the line starts to the left, no pushing or budging or saving places for your friends , plenty of death for everyone.
Nation of Fortune
20-02-2005, 09:24
it is better to give than to recieve, but i have only a very limited amount of cake to be handing out...


therefore i choose to GIVE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

the line starts to the left, no pushing or budging or saving places for your friends , plenty of death for everyone.
<Southern hick voice> Hey! You City Slicker! I don't take kindly to yer kind 'round these parts! Stealing Ma business!</southern hick voice>
Nationalist Valhalla
20-02-2005, 09:26
<Southern hick voice> Hey! You City Slicker! I don't take kindly to yer kind 'round these parts! Stealing Ma business!</southern hick voice>
yo me and my crew been in the wholesale death business fer years, fergidabodit.
Lindyhop
20-02-2005, 09:36
La plume de ma tante will never suffer this insolence!

La plume de ta tante est complètement inutile. J'en ai aucun idée qu'est ce que tu penses que la plume pourrait faire, même s'il voulait faire payer tous tes ennemis.

Do you speak French, or is that just a phrase you memorized? ;)
Bleezdale
20-02-2005, 09:43
it is better to give than to recieve, but i have only a very limited amount of cake to be handing out...


therefore i choose to GIVE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

the line starts to the left, no pushing or budging or saving places for your friends , plenty of death for everyone.

Crusifiction? Goooooood.... (Life of Brian anyone?)
On they other hand - CAKEafiction would be delicious. I choose cake.
Kroblexskij
20-02-2005, 09:44
well only if the cakes............................................................................................... ...................................................... oh god no, its been in a fridge, oh kill me
Menkare
20-02-2005, 09:52
If we're out of cake, I'll take the chicken.
CelebrityFrogs
20-02-2005, 09:55
*speaking from beyond the grave*

Glad to see that death is gaining in popularity, I was on my own for a while
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 10:17
see my sig...so in the end I get neither cake or death...sigh...but I have a killer singing voice...
Snake Eaters
20-02-2005, 10:29
serves you right you cake-eating communist hitler-loving bastard!

I knew someone would eventually pick up the Izzard reference.

Um. I'll tke cake please.
Oh we're outta cake.
So its death or..... right

How can people not pick up the Izzard reference!
Neo-Anarchists
20-02-2005, 11:07
I'm listening to cake right now. :)
That's funny, I'm listening to Death.

RIP Chuck Schuldiner...
:(
BLARGistania
20-02-2005, 18:12
seeing as I went to sleep last night, I fell somewhat behind.


A blanket of granted cake slices for all and a piece of post-mortem cake for those of us that are dead.
Gurnee
20-02-2005, 18:28
Is the cake free, becuase then I'll take it!
Marrakech II
20-02-2005, 18:33
What kind of cake is it?!
Dragonmoth
20-02-2005, 19:33
Well? Which one? Cake or death?


Are you a friend of Blue Rosa by any chance? Cake or Death, or Death or Cake, not quite sure, is his motto. He's one of my best friends, so I thought I would ask.

P.S. Eddie Izzrd kicks serious ass!!!!

P.P.S. Cake. German Chocolate if you have it. Yummy. :)
Refused Party Program
20-02-2005, 19:35
First Minister of the Church of Lemon Meringue, Refused Party Program says:

Give me lemon meringue or give me death!
Saipea
20-02-2005, 19:36
Uh... I'm allergic to cake...
Saipea
20-02-2005, 19:37
That's funny, I'm listening to Death.

RIP Chuck Schuldiner...
:(

I've heard (like) Cake. I don't think I've heard Death.
Refused Party Program
20-02-2005, 19:44
Listen to Death. First Minister Refused Party Program doth command it.
No Liberals Allowed
20-02-2005, 21:04
It is

"So my choices are, Or Death?"

:):)

Damn funny! I love his Darth Vader bit to.