This just in: Sex is for fags!
Japfetish
19-02-2005, 22:08
http://www.sexisforfags.com/
Gibratlar
19-02-2005, 22:19
haha lol
New Fuglies
19-02-2005, 22:21
wooohooo! :D
EmoBuddy
19-02-2005, 22:22
Especially when its fag sex.
Sereinneko
19-02-2005, 22:29
That made my day. seriously.
Burcemias Cousin
19-02-2005, 22:31
Awwww, how cute.
San haiti
19-02-2005, 22:35
Whats wrong with me? I thought that was genuine for a couple of seconds...
Skalador
19-02-2005, 22:35
Pure gold.
Burcemias Cousin
19-02-2005, 22:36
Whats wrong with me? I thought that was genuine for a couple of seconds...
*prods and pokes while taking notes on a clipboard*
Blue Chocobo
19-02-2005, 22:39
Lmao :d
San haiti
19-02-2005, 22:41
*prods and pokes while taking notes on a clipboard*
Will i ever get better doc?
Shanador
19-02-2005, 22:42
Lol. That's brilliant.
Burcemias Cousin
19-02-2005, 22:44
Will i ever get better doc?
'fraid not. Especially if you refer to sixteen year old teenages as Doc when I was simply poking you due to excessive boredom.
^_~
San haiti
19-02-2005, 22:48
ah, spoilsport. :gundge:
Drunk commies
19-02-2005, 22:49
I especially liked the suggestions for other things to do besides have sex.
Number 5 is classic. Bully some sissy. "of course you might feel a little worked up after this, so it's ok to take a ball pean hammer to your testicles for releif."
Skalador
19-02-2005, 22:53
I've rarely been so glad to be a fag :D
Haken Rider
19-02-2005, 22:55
Are the people on that website serious? Or am I just naïve?
The Mycon
19-02-2005, 23:06
Are the people on that website serious? Or am I just naïve?
Here's a hint- It's owned by Chickenhead Productions, Landover Baptist's front for any website which they were too busy to give a formal condemnation of the LBC satirical website (their usual method of announcing that it's theirs).
Armed Bookworms
19-02-2005, 23:10
1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.
2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay.
3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.
4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.
5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.
Heh, groinal giblets.
I liked www.draftregistration.us better...haha
Heiligkeit
19-02-2005, 23:24
That is just gross...
But of course, it is funny :)
Haken Rider
19-02-2005, 23:26
Here's a hint- It's owned by Chickenhead Productions, Landover Baptist's front for any website which they were too busy to give a formal condemnation of the LBC satirical website (their usual method of announcing that it's theirs).
Hint hurts brain.
Manstrom
19-02-2005, 23:28
Whats wrong with me? I thought that was genuine for a couple of seconds...
Are you stupid?
New Genoa
19-02-2005, 23:30
Everyone is a fag.
Check out www.whitehouse.org (http://www.whitehouse.org) for more hilarity by those guys.
Cats Keep
20-02-2005, 05:26
My thoughts on Landover Baptist are not acceptable anywhere on the web... so I will just say...
"Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
Gataway_Driver
20-02-2005, 05:32
Heh, groinal giblets.
"dude milk" that is easily one of the greatest phrases ever coined
Sumamba Buwhan
20-02-2005, 05:44
lol
Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!