The South Islands
19-02-2005, 06:51
This is a transcript of an IM conversation that really occured. These are unedited.
Clock902: hey hey
sparkmaster4513: yo
Clock902: how was muggly land?
sparkmaster4513: ?
Clock902: Florida
sparkmaster4513: im still there
Clock902: oh
Clock902: laptop or internet cafe?
sparkmaster4513: im to socialy unaceptible to go to a net cafe
Clock902: you may be in the sun but I got some goodness today
Clock902: Russian goodness
sparkmaster4513: white men like me dont go in the sun
Clock902: whatever I still got some.
sparkmaster4513: is your mom russian
sparkmaster4513: or pinski's mom
sparkmaster4513: pinskis mom is hot
Clock902: my girlfriend is russian
sparkmaster4513: whatever, im still thinking about pinskis
mom...mmmmmmmmm
Clock902: waaaaaaaaaa
sparkmaster4513: i wonder whats it like to be stoned
Clock902: I'm not stoned and I got some.
sparkmaster4513: now, wouldet it be more correct to say that your grlfriend
got more than you did?
Clock902: 50/50
sparkmaster4513: in sex, it it alwase better to give than to recieve...
Clock902: yes
sparkmaster4513: especially if you are a man
Clock902: she said I put her in heaven a few times.
sparkmaster4513: you killed her?!?!?!?!?!?!
Clock902: skill is when you can please a woman
Clock902: no i didn't kill her
sparkmaster4513: hows halo working out for you
Clock902: got abit farther
sparkmaster4513: good....
Clock902: hmmmm goodness
Clock902: coffee shop or sit around here...?
sparkmaster4513: sit around here, ou are probably tired after sex
sparkmaster4513: anything happen @ school?
Clock902: i kinda am
Clock902: mid winter break no school
Clock902: but when you weren't around things were much better
Clock902: good law and order episode in law.
sparkmaster4513: that makes me feel special...
Clock902: good
sparkmaster4513: you are mean, im going to go impame myself now
Clock902: ehhh i went out last night....
sparkmaster4513: there are lots of spics here
Clock902: ehhhhh but I want to go out
Clock902: there are alot of hot chicks that you have no chance with
sparkmaster4513: not really, the only chicks ive seen are eather fat white
rednecks or niggers or spics
sparkmaster4513: none speak english well, eather
Clock902: spics are mexicans, your dealing with cudan
Clock902: regionalize my friend.
Clock902: cubans
sparkmaster4513: spics are hispanic, not nessesarily mexicans
Clock902: fuck you
sparkmaster4513: that would be a long distence fuck
Clock902: most you've ever gotten
sparkmaster4513: i dont think your dick is that long
Clock902: and by the way if you don't try to have a reletionship with the jew
when you get back then you'll officaly be declared gay.
sparkmaster4513: ive got another in mind
Clock902: do tell
sparkmaster4513: this asian chick
Clock902: slivia ku?
sparkmaster4513: cant remember the name off the top of my head
Clock902: she poked you at the dance right?
sparkmaster4513: yah
sparkmaster4513: thata her
Clock902: hmmmmmm go for it
sparkmaster4513: she is the one
Clock902: I try not to set my sights so low
sparkmaster4513: ku is kuel
Clock902: yeah but shes not hot
Clock902: I got a russian chick shes cool and hot.
sparkmaster4513: she is hot in a librarian style, sylvia is
Clock902: i donno
Clock902: doesn't matter
Clock902: sex is goodness is good
sparkmaster4513: you mind if i post this conversation online?
Clock902: where?
sparkmaster4513: someplace you will never visit
Clock902: hmmmm
Clock902: somehow i think this will come around and bite me in the ass.
sparkmaster4513: im goig to anyway, just thought i would warn you
Clock902: yeah I would too
Clock902: just as long as my name isn't entered with it
sparkmaster4513: thses will be unedited
Clock902: whats this conversation going to prove?
sparkmaster4513: nothing, some of our convos are funny
Clock902: yeah they are.
sparkmaster4513: Sky whale, AWAY
Clock902: lol
Clock902: see ya
sparkmaster4513: war!
Clock902: ?
Clock902: where are you posting this again?
sparkmaster4513: well, some people say pease, and since you are a nazi, i
thought i would say war
sparkmaster4513: clever, eh
Clock902: ...
sparkmaster4513: come now, that was smart
Clock902: i'm leaving email me a link to wear you posted this
Clock902: damnit now I have to go put some pants on.
sparkmaster4513: im posting it on NS general
sparkmaster4513: put some damn pants on ******
Clock902: go ahead no one reads that shit anymore anyway
sparkmaster4513: you would be supprized in the general forum
Clock902: you don't count as your not real.
sparkmaster4513: i think, therefor i am
Clock902: you say you think
sparkmaster4513: Voltare said that
sparkmaster4513: i know i think
Clock902: Hitler tells you to fuck off.
sparkmaster4513: FYI, hitler's dead
Clock902: and stalin is coming to rape you.
sparkmaster4513: i heared stalin had a big penis
Clock902: really I heard the opoisite
sparkmaster4513: big is subjective
Clock902: right
sparkmaster4513: get some pants on ******
Clock902: good send me a link to when you post it so i can read replys
sparkmaster4513: sure
Clock902: i'm out
Clock902: bitch
sparkmaster4513: War!
Clock902: sky whale.
sparkmaster4513: Sky whale, hooooooo
Clock902: Peaces of humans.
sparkmaster4513: peaces of feces
Clock902: peices of humans
sparkmaster4513: peices of feces
Clock902: anyway i'm going get some pants on and try to get laid twice in 1
day.
sparkmaster4513: good luck, i mean it
Clock902: thank you
Clock902: fuck off
Clock902 is away at 9:10:26 PM.
sparkmaster4513: ohhhhh.....
Auto response from Clock902: Maybe I'm around and just don't want to talk to you.
or maybe i'm away
262-9641
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Clock902: hey hey
sparkmaster4513: yo
Clock902: how was muggly land?
sparkmaster4513: ?
Clock902: Florida
sparkmaster4513: im still there
Clock902: oh
Clock902: laptop or internet cafe?
sparkmaster4513: im to socialy unaceptible to go to a net cafe
Clock902: you may be in the sun but I got some goodness today
Clock902: Russian goodness
sparkmaster4513: white men like me dont go in the sun
Clock902: whatever I still got some.
sparkmaster4513: is your mom russian
sparkmaster4513: or pinski's mom
sparkmaster4513: pinskis mom is hot
Clock902: my girlfriend is russian
sparkmaster4513: whatever, im still thinking about pinskis
mom...mmmmmmmmm
Clock902: waaaaaaaaaa
sparkmaster4513: i wonder whats it like to be stoned
Clock902: I'm not stoned and I got some.
sparkmaster4513: now, wouldet it be more correct to say that your grlfriend
got more than you did?
Clock902: 50/50
sparkmaster4513: in sex, it it alwase better to give than to recieve...
Clock902: yes
sparkmaster4513: especially if you are a man
Clock902: she said I put her in heaven a few times.
sparkmaster4513: you killed her?!?!?!?!?!?!
Clock902: skill is when you can please a woman
Clock902: no i didn't kill her
sparkmaster4513: hows halo working out for you
Clock902: got abit farther
sparkmaster4513: good....
Clock902: hmmmm goodness
Clock902: coffee shop or sit around here...?
sparkmaster4513: sit around here, ou are probably tired after sex
sparkmaster4513: anything happen @ school?
Clock902: i kinda am
Clock902: mid winter break no school
Clock902: but when you weren't around things were much better
Clock902: good law and order episode in law.
sparkmaster4513: that makes me feel special...
Clock902: good
sparkmaster4513: you are mean, im going to go impame myself now
Clock902: ehhh i went out last night....
sparkmaster4513: there are lots of spics here
Clock902: ehhhhh but I want to go out
Clock902: there are alot of hot chicks that you have no chance with
sparkmaster4513: not really, the only chicks ive seen are eather fat white
rednecks or niggers or spics
sparkmaster4513: none speak english well, eather
Clock902: spics are mexicans, your dealing with cudan
Clock902: regionalize my friend.
Clock902: cubans
sparkmaster4513: spics are hispanic, not nessesarily mexicans
Clock902: fuck you
sparkmaster4513: that would be a long distence fuck
Clock902: most you've ever gotten
sparkmaster4513: i dont think your dick is that long
Clock902: and by the way if you don't try to have a reletionship with the jew
when you get back then you'll officaly be declared gay.
sparkmaster4513: ive got another in mind
Clock902: do tell
sparkmaster4513: this asian chick
Clock902: slivia ku?
sparkmaster4513: cant remember the name off the top of my head
Clock902: she poked you at the dance right?
sparkmaster4513: yah
sparkmaster4513: thata her
Clock902: hmmmmmm go for it
sparkmaster4513: she is the one
Clock902: I try not to set my sights so low
sparkmaster4513: ku is kuel
Clock902: yeah but shes not hot
Clock902: I got a russian chick shes cool and hot.
sparkmaster4513: she is hot in a librarian style, sylvia is
Clock902: i donno
Clock902: doesn't matter
Clock902: sex is goodness is good
sparkmaster4513: you mind if i post this conversation online?
Clock902: where?
sparkmaster4513: someplace you will never visit
Clock902: hmmmm
Clock902: somehow i think this will come around and bite me in the ass.
sparkmaster4513: im goig to anyway, just thought i would warn you
Clock902: yeah I would too
Clock902: just as long as my name isn't entered with it
sparkmaster4513: thses will be unedited
Clock902: whats this conversation going to prove?
sparkmaster4513: nothing, some of our convos are funny
Clock902: yeah they are.
sparkmaster4513: Sky whale, AWAY
Clock902: lol
Clock902: see ya
sparkmaster4513: war!
Clock902: ?
Clock902: where are you posting this again?
sparkmaster4513: well, some people say pease, and since you are a nazi, i
thought i would say war
sparkmaster4513: clever, eh
Clock902: ...
sparkmaster4513: come now, that was smart
Clock902: i'm leaving email me a link to wear you posted this
Clock902: damnit now I have to go put some pants on.
sparkmaster4513: im posting it on NS general
sparkmaster4513: put some damn pants on ******
Clock902: go ahead no one reads that shit anymore anyway
sparkmaster4513: you would be supprized in the general forum
Clock902: you don't count as your not real.
sparkmaster4513: i think, therefor i am
Clock902: you say you think
sparkmaster4513: Voltare said that
sparkmaster4513: i know i think
Clock902: Hitler tells you to fuck off.
sparkmaster4513: FYI, hitler's dead
Clock902: and stalin is coming to rape you.
sparkmaster4513: i heared stalin had a big penis
Clock902: really I heard the opoisite
sparkmaster4513: big is subjective
Clock902: right
sparkmaster4513: get some pants on ******
Clock902: good send me a link to when you post it so i can read replys
sparkmaster4513: sure
Clock902: i'm out
Clock902: bitch
sparkmaster4513: War!
Clock902: sky whale.
sparkmaster4513: Sky whale, hooooooo
Clock902: Peaces of humans.
sparkmaster4513: peaces of feces
Clock902: peices of humans
sparkmaster4513: peices of feces
Clock902: anyway i'm going get some pants on and try to get laid twice in 1
day.
sparkmaster4513: good luck, i mean it
Clock902: thank you
Clock902: fuck off
Clock902 is away at 9:10:26 PM.
sparkmaster4513: ohhhhh.....
Auto response from Clock902: Maybe I'm around and just don't want to talk to you.
or maybe i'm away
262-9641
If you found this enjoyable, more episodes will be forthcoming. If you found this not enjoyable, more episodes will be forthcoming.