NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, today at school, me and my friend were walking to lunch. And in the hallways, they have these heavy metal boxs were they put those new defibulators. Then when we came around the corner, we saw a kid ram face-first into one. His books flew all over the floor, and he fell to the ground. He covered his head and began to sqirm. Then he began to scream, "Aw jesus-christ, my fucking head, awwww it hurts! It hurts!" Then some kid ran to the nurses office to get help, and me and my friend ran around the corner and began to crack up. That had to be the funniest thing I ever saw at my school.

sounds marvelous... :rolleyes:

what a waste of time....can i have my 5 seconds back?

It was, it was almost as funny as when a kid in my school dressed up like Michael Jackson, then sang "Thriller" and danced in the lunch room.

Ow, and the third most funniest thing was when a kid on my bus pushed his friend out the emergency door while the bus was moving.

We have a couple in our school. We jokingly say they put them in for our friend who has/had minor heart problems, which we exaggerated a lot.

I've blown funnier things out of my nose.

I feel stupider for having read this.

Hehehe.....picture this......two kids running at full speed at perpendicular angles toward a blind corner.....BAM!!!! the crack reverborated through the halls. hehehe.....funny when it happened, until the bllod started gushing. Between them , they got 47 stiches in their foreheads....

Second funniest thing i have seen at a school is when two kids were fooling around with a fire extinguisher. It sprayed EVERYWHERE.....including on the superintendant......

I feel stupider for having read this.

I filt mye IQ fisicilly drop, so I no wut u meen.

;)

Oh, and my friend set a microwave on fire in school. They made cookies in Home in Careers, he was in like eight grade. They didnt have enough time to eat them, so they put them all in the refrigerator. The the next day, he put it on a paper plate and put it in the micro wave on HI for 3 minutes. After about two minutes, the cookie set on fire,along with the paper plate, and they threw water on it.


wow my school really isnt too safe

so wut, maybe idotic things amuse me......

Ow, and the third most funniest thing was when a kid on my bus pushed his friend out the emergency door while the bus was moving.


Damn lol. I can laugh at that from where I'm sitting, but if I had been on the bus no way would I had found it funny. Especially if the kid got hurt. Same goes with the kid ramming his head in your starting post. After the fact and once all is ok is when I can find the humor.

Eh Food Fight Mr Gibbs got hit by hot pie hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

When I was a freshman, I got thrown out of the locker room naked and the door held shut so I couldn't get back inside. The first time it happened, I was suitably mortified. However, when the second time rolled around, It occurred to me that I should not be the only embarrassed person here. So I wandered into the nearby music classroom. Well, after the mayhem that ensued, I was brought to the principal's office and after a thirty minute explanation, I got in no trouble whatsoever.

I realized that I had a good thing going here. I had been thrown out of the locker room naked at least a dozen times. Most often as a freshman or sophomore, but once even as a senior! (I deserved it. It was done as revenge for my own mischief) Every time, I'd roam the halls, pick a classroom and wander in.

The only people who ever got in trouble were those that threw me into the hall. :D

I can top that. Today, my entire extended family went to a pizza place because it was my grandma's birthday. While we were driving one of the guys in the truck ahead of us mooned the car in the right lane. Then, at the restaurant my 8 year old cousin shit her pants and everyone thought it was my baby cousin.

When I was a freshman, I got thrown out of the locker room naked and the door held shut so I couldn't get back inside. The first time it happened, I was suitably mortified. However, when the second time rolled around, It occurred to me that I should not be the only embarrassed person here. So I wandered into the nearby music classroom. Well, after the mayhem that ensued, I was brought to the principal's office and after a thirty minute explanation, I got in no trouble whatsoever.

I realized that I had a good thing going here. I had been thrown out of the locker room naked at least a dozen times. Most often as a freshman or sophomore, but once even as a senior! (I deserved it. It was done as revenge for my own mischief) Every time, I'd roam the halls, pick a classroom and wander in.

The only people who ever got in trouble were those that threw me into the hall. :D
that made me feel all warm adn fuzzy inside. :D