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Dear Friends,
I know I have written two letters in one night, but I have a lot to say. My question this time is why doesn't anyone here take anything seriously? I mean, isn't this supposed to be a forum for international leaders who are someday going to be President of the United States? I will tell you right now, I am not going to vote for any candidate who thinks his job is a joke. In my opinion, humor is just a person's way of telling harmless lies. That way, they prepare themselves to overcome their conscience and tell serious lies, like stealing and using credit card numbers. Humor is so sinful.
Thank you,
Aegon Smith

Considering your last post was about cock-fighting, and now you're on a moral quest against laughter, I take it its safe to say you're a troll?

You're funny in the same way jokes about feces are. :rolleyes:

Considering your last post was about cock-fighting, and now you're on a moral quest against laughter, I take it its safe to say you're a troll?
My last post was not being funny. I had a serious concern that I was voicing to the community. What is a troll, anyway?

What's there to take seriously?

*finds a taco on the floor with the letters "L.G." branded on it*

Considering your last post was about cock-fighting, and now you're on a moral quest against laughter, I take it its safe to say you're a troll?

I think it is safe to say you are correct.

Get a mirror while in the vicinity of goats and a bridge. You'll figure it out. Or be tricked by the goat.

Hell, you might be tricked by the bridge from what I've seen.

Dear Friends,
I know I have written two letters in one night, but I have a lot to say. My question this time is why doesn't anyone here take anything seriously? I mean, isn't this supposed to be a forum for international leaders who are someday going to be President of the United States? I will tell you right now, I am not going to vote for any candidate who thinks his job is a joke. In my opinion, humor is just a person's way of telling harmless lies. That way, they prepare themselves to overcome their conscience and tell serious lies, like stealing and using credit card numbers. Humor is so sinful.
Thank you,
Aegon Smith
Google disagrees (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=seriousness)

Well, look at it this way.
Since I will rule the world as a dictator, you have no real choice in having me in power. Thus, no vote.

So, wouldn't you rather I have a sense of humor and can laugh at myself and take such criticizm with a laugh, then just killing those who try and make jokes about me?

I think it is safe to say you are correct.

*bows his head* Yes mistress.

( :D )

Google disagrees (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=seriousness)
Google is full of sin like pornography.

You're funny in the same way jokes about feces are. :rolleyes:
:( but i love poop-jokes. i suppose that next you're going to tell me that the word vagina isn't funny. killjoy. :(

*bows his head* Yes mistress.

( :D )

Good. Now lick my shoes!

(J/K....i am in a WEIRD mood tonight)

Google disagrees (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=seriousness)

Try humour vs. humor.

Clearly, we Americans like to laugh while we overpopulate.

Google is full of sin like pornography.
But the tide can be turned (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=pornography)

Google is full of sin like pornography.

So lets get this straight....you are against porn...but you let your chickens kill each other.....

Makes perfect sense.....

I HEART PORN. lol.

Good. Now lick my shoes!

(J/K....i am in a WEIRD mood tonight)

Only if shoes is a euphemism. :p

Good. Now lick my shoes!

(J/K....i am in a WEIRD mood tonight)
My that explains all of your foolish, nonsensical statements in my other thread. I forgive you. Can we be cyberfriends?

I HEART PORN. lol.
Did you mean to say you "hurt" porn? Are you an activist or something?

Try humour vs. humor.

Clearly, we Americans like to laugh while we overpopulate.
No fair! (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=british&word2=american)

Wow, flash a little Bondage, and suddenly the guy wants to be pals.

Too.. many.. jokes.. argh.. :headbang:

So lets get this straight....you are against porn...but you let your chickens kill each other.....

Makes perfect sense.....

I HEART PORN. lol.

LOL....is this guy for real??

*looks around for hidden camera*

Wow, flash a little Bondage, and suddenly the guy wants to be pals.

Too.. many.. jokes.. argh.. :headbang:

Speaking of...I think I am going to go to the bondage bar tomorrow night.

LOL....is this guy for real??

*looks around for hidden camera*


He wants to be my cyberfriend. Did you see that? I am seriously dying here.

Dear Friends,
I know I have written two letters in one night, but I have a lot to say. My question this time is why doesn't anyone here take anything seriously? I mean, isn't this supposed to be a forum for international leaders who are someday going to be President of the United States? I will tell you right now, I am not going to vote for any candidate who thinks his job is a joke. In my opinion, humor is just a person's way of telling harmless lies. That way, they prepare themselves to overcome their conscience and tell serious lies, like stealing and using credit card numbers. Humor is so sinful.
Thank you,
Aegon Smith

I haven't been on this forum long, I must say though this is one of the first times I've actually "tried" to "hijack" a thread into humour mainly because I thought your comments were insulting and generally disgraceful. I did not wish to start a flame war which clearly by your statements you are. Of course you are entitled to your opinion on the matter and and I'm entitled to mine.

Good luck to you

Speaking of...I think I am going to go to the bondage bar tomorrow night.

Isn't it better to be sober for a spanking? :D

Dear Friends,
I know I have written two letters in one night, but I have a lot to say. My question this time is why doesn't anyone here take anything seriously? I mean, isn't this supposed to be a forum for international leaders who are someday going to be President of the United States? I will tell you right now, I am not going to vote for any candidate who thinks his job is a joke. In my opinion, humor is just a person's way of telling harmless lies. That way, they prepare themselves to overcome their conscience and tell serious lies, like stealing and using credit card numbers. Humor is so sinful.
Thank you,
Aegon Smith


Because making each other laugh is a lot better than you letting your roosters peck each others eyes out. Are you for real? sheesh.



*waits for gataway driver to get to this thread*

He wants to be my cyberfriend. Did you see that? I am seriously dying here.
Please? Then we can do all sorts of things together over the Internet that friends do...of course you will have to show me what those are, as I just got the Internet and this is one of the few sites I know about :(

Isn't it better to be sober for a spanking? :D

We'll see. lol.

"Why does everyone try to be so funny?"

I NEVER, REPEAT NEVER.. I had nothing to do with it, I swear..

I was not the person in charge of

Putting Bush or Kerry on the voter Ballet.. lol... ;)

Google is full of sin like pornography.
who are you to constitute what is sin and wha tis not. Personally i think you woudl be a very dull person to have around. Humor liek dullness are two sides of the same coin and having differences is what makes life interesting. So even though i disagree with everything you ahve said here I still think its interesting and mildly humorous that you feel the way you do. Good job you made me laugh and u did not have to tell a "little lie" in order to do it.

who are you to constitute what is sin and wha tis not. Personally i think you woudl be a very dull person to have around. Humor liek dullness are two sides of the same coin and having differences is what makes life interesting. So even though i disagree with everything you ahve said here I still think its interesting and mildly humorous that you feel the way you do. Good job you made me laugh and u did not have to tell a "little lie" in order to do it.
You can have fun plenty of ways without humor:
Wrangling
Driving Trucks
Cockfighting*
Drinking
Sex

See?

First of all, who says this is a place of people who will one day be president of the United States? Many of us aren't Americans, and many of us, like me, don't ever want to get into politics in reality. This is supposed to be fun. Second of all, just because a person doesn't take themselves seriously, it doesn't mean they don't take their work seriously. I worry about anyone who doesn't have some semblance of a sense of humour.

But the tide can be turned (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=pornography)
Realy? (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=sex)

First of all, who says this is a place of people who will one day be president of the United States? Many of us aren't Americans, and many of us, like me, don't ever want to get into politics in reality. This is supposed to be fun. Second of all, just because a person doesn't take themselves seriously, it doesn't mean they don't take their work seriously. I worry about anyone who doesn't have some semblance of a sense of humour.


well said

Realy? (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=sex)
As your link illustrates, the more sinful something is, the more hits it will have on Google, because as I stated eariler, Google is a den of sin. Therefore, seriousness is less sinful than humor. Does it take a rocket scientist to understand this?

Realy? (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=humour&word2=sex)
*Now knows what it feels like to be a fish shot in a barrel.*

*Mutters:* Googling sex .... that's just plain fighting dirty.

This is a hillarious thread.

As your link illustrates, the more sinful something is, the more hits it will have on Google, because as I stated eariler, Google is a den of sin. Therefore, seriousness is less sinful than humor. Does it take a rocket scientist to understand this?

Dude, what religeon are you? I just want to know so I can tell my kids that I don't care what religeon they are as long as it's not this one.

Can't be Amish, you obviously have the internet.

This is a hillarious thread.



Dude, what religeon are you? I just want to know so I can tell my kids that I don't care what religeon they are as long as it's not this one.

Can't be Amish, you obviously have the internet.
I belong to the Church of Crubeos. It's a fairly moderate Christian sect with a few excpetions.

I belong to the Church of Crubeos. It's a fairly moderate Christian sect with a few excpetions.

One being that god might or might not exist. Covering all the bases there

One being that god might or might not exist. Covering all the bases there


LOL.... yeah , my thoughts too

As your link illustrates, the more sinful something is, the more hits it will have on Google, because as I stated eariler, Google is a den of sin. Therefore, seriousness is less sinful than humor. Does it take a rocket scientist to understand this?

How can you seriously site a search engine as sinful. One could stretch what you've said to say that libraries are sinful. And how can you call sex sinful when you mentioned above:

You can have fun plenty of ways without humor:
Wrangling
Driving Trucks
Cockfighting*
Drinking
Sex
Note: Emphasis added

You specifically mention sex as being a way to have fun when after the aforementioned post you call sex sinful. And yes, you called sex sinful because the googlefight was between Humor and Sex.

How can you seriously site a search engine as sinful. One could stretch what you've said to say that libraries are sinful. And how can you call sex sinful when you mentioned above:


Note: Emphasis added

You specifically mention sex as being a way to have fun when after the aforementioned post you call sex sinful. And yes, you called sex sinful because the googlefight was between Humor and Sex.


Yep....AS just got busted. Rock on ZR.

You can have fun plenty of ways without humor:
Wrangling
Driving Trucks
Cockfighting*
Drinking
Sex

See?

Hmm, an advertisement for eugenics?

How can you seriously site a search engine as sinful. One could stretch what you've said to say that libraries are sinful. And how can you call sex sinful when you mentioned above:


Note: Emphasis added

You specifically mention sex as being a way to have fun when after the aforementioned post you call sex sinful. And yes, you called sex sinful because the googlefight was between Humor and Sex.
I have apologized for saying such foolish things. But sex still is fun! ;)

Thanks, because Humor being a Sin is, how do I put this? Oh yeah, Idioticly foolish.

You're not a smart fool or even a wise idiot.

Humor is synonomous with non-sinful enjoyment of life. It is the one pleasure that is not connected with one of the seven deadly sins.

Greed= power
Glutony= food
Vanity= beuty
wrath= Adrenaline
envy= Not sure on this one
Pride= Superiority
Sloth= Lasyness

Humor is just that, humor. It's not a sin, and if it was, life wouldn't be worth living because if you try to enjoy it you'll go to hell. I refuse to live like that, and cant understand how someone could.

I have apologized for saying such foolish things. But sex still is fun! ;)

A wink? For a person without humor, you still convey mirth through winking?

Seriously, what kind of joker are you? You say sex is a sin; but its fun, you now say its both and you wink while doing it? If you're trying to make us laugh, you're doing well...