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If you could switch gender for a day, would you?

Bottle
18-02-2005, 22:00
Pretty basic question. If you could change from male to female or from female to male for a day, would you try it out?

Also, during your "switched" day, would you try to hit on people of the opposite gender, the same gender, both, or neither? In other words, if you are a straight male right now, and you changed into a female for a day, would you keep hitting on females, or would you try hitting on males while you were in female form?
FairyTInkArisen
18-02-2005, 22:01
I would defintely try and pull a woman!
Nadkor
18-02-2005, 22:05
Yes

although it would be better to be able to choose when to switch back
AntiNaziLand
18-02-2005, 22:06
I would like to say "no", but doing so requires me to also say "that's just gross", so I guess I just won't vote.
Korarchaeota
18-02-2005, 22:06
Only if changing gender would give me some deep insight into the minds of men. The plumbing aspects don't intrigue me that much.
Arammanar
18-02-2005, 22:07
It would end all those silly, "Youdon'thaveauterussoyoucan'tdebateabortion" logical fallacies. And I'd have boobies. <3 boobies
Dobbs Town
18-02-2005, 22:08
It would end all those silly, "Youdon'thaveauterussoyoucan'tdebateabortion" logical fallacies. And I'd have boobies. <3 boobies

Why, you planning on getting knocked up?
Dobbs Town
18-02-2005, 22:08
I wouldn't want to change back.
Arammanar
18-02-2005, 22:09
Why, you planning on getting knocked up?
No, but not everyone who argues for abortion has been knocked up
Dakini
18-02-2005, 22:10
Give it a week.

That would give me enough time to masturbate furiously, get a couple blow jobs (if I only have a day, I might pick someone who doesnt' do it well...) and get laid.

I've always wondered what it would be like to be on the penetrating end of things.

Oh, and it would have to be in the winter so I could autograph the snow!
Arammanar
18-02-2005, 22:12
Give it a week.

That would give me enough time to masturbate furiously, get a couple blow jobs (if I only have a day, I might pick someone who doesnt' do it well...) and get laid.

I've always wondered what it would be like to be on the penetrating end of things.

Oh, and it would have to be in the winter so I could autograph the snow!
It's pretty hard to get a bad blow job. You really need to find a biter or something.

And writing in the snow is overrated, girls COULD do it, they just don't have the patience for it.
Neo-Anarchists
18-02-2005, 22:13
Augh, hell no. I'm still in the process of rectifying Nature's mistake of giving me an X and a Y. Being a guy is not on the list of things I'd like to do.
Bottle
18-02-2005, 22:13
I would like to say "no", but doing so requires me to also say "that's just gross", so I guess I just won't vote.
sorry, i should have added other options, i was just plain sloppy.

i can't seem to edit the poll up top, so here's a couple more options that should be on there:

No, I don't want to.
Yes, and I would like to stay permanently in the other gender.
No, because I would make a really ugly girl/boy.
Kwangistar
18-02-2005, 22:13
No, I wouldn't, ignoring the push part of the poll. I don't think its gross, but I wouldn't do it.
THE LOST PLANET
19-02-2005, 11:42
Give it a week.

That would give me enough time to masturbate furiously,..... Funny, I was thinking the same thing from the other persective. A day wouldn't be enough, I'd probably never leave the house.
HotRodia
19-02-2005, 11:48
Would you switch gender for a day?

I'd probably give it a try. Any insight into the female experience could prove helpful to me.
New Fuglies
19-02-2005, 11:50
I'd probably give it a try. Any insight into the female experience could prove helpful to me.

The sex toys wouldn't hurt as much. :D
Armed Bookworms
19-02-2005, 11:51
Funny, I was thinking the same thing from the other persective. A day wouldn't be enough, I'd probably never leave the house.
You'd have to make sure you had enough food first. Mainly ramen and caffeine.
HotRodia
19-02-2005, 11:55
The sex toys wouldn't hurt as much. :D

As I don't have sex toys, that would be a difficult comparison for me to make.
Chinkopodia
19-02-2005, 11:56
Probably.
Emperor Salamander VII
19-02-2005, 12:09
Hmmm... play with boobies all day and stare at my naughty bits in the mirror? Tough question, I think the answer would be "YES".
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2005, 12:11
Why not? One day certainly won't change much.
Emperor Salamander VII
19-02-2005, 12:32
Or you could be like that Northern European couple (I forget exactly which country they were from) that after I think about 20 years of married life went in and both had a gender swap... he became a she and vice versa.

Keeps things interesting I guess.
Monkeypimp
19-02-2005, 12:41
Yeah I'd certainly do it given the chance. Not sure what I'd do, but I'd have some fun.
Somewhere
19-02-2005, 13:40
If it was only for that short a time then I probably would, as long as I looked like a real girl and not some drag queen that everybody stares at. And I wouldn't hit on boys.
Bushrepublican liars
19-02-2005, 15:18
Would be nice to feel the orgasme of the opposite sexe.
Yammo
19-02-2005, 16:03
I would- just to see what makes women tick.

And spend 5hrs in front of the mirror, of course ;)
Von Witzleben
19-02-2005, 18:17
Yes!!!! I most definatly would. Always wanted to have sex with a woman. In a lesbian way I mean. :D
Roach-Busters
19-02-2005, 18:18
No.
Skalador
19-02-2005, 18:22
I didn't vote, because the only negative option was "No, that's just gross".

I'm more of a "No way am I giving up my favorite body parts" type of guy.
Monacan
19-02-2005, 18:32
I would get bored after i realise i weigh 20 pounds more (tits r heavy!) ;)
Dakini
19-02-2005, 18:39
And writing in the snow is overrated, girls COULD do it, they just don't have the patience for it.
I don't want to be running around pantsless in the snow...

I would have to invest in one of those magic cups.
Dakini
19-02-2005, 18:40
I would get bored after i realise i weigh 20 pounds more (tits r heavy!) ;)
Tits aren't 20 lbs usually. What makes you think that if you were a girl, you would automatically get double D's?
Cogitation
19-02-2005, 18:47
sorry, i should have added other options, i was just plain sloppy.

i can't seem to edit the poll up top, so here's a couple more options that should be on there:

No, I don't want to.
Yes, and I would like to stay permanently in the other gender.
No, because I would make a really ugly girl/boy.
Done. :)

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
Your Local Friendly Neighborhood Moderator
Nadkor
19-02-2005, 18:50
now i want to change my vote...

EDIT: i dont know actually...maybe
The Gongites
19-02-2005, 19:00
Well, as a bisexual male I've always thought being a bisexual women would be much funner and less work (women tend to be on the side of things where they can just wait for love rather than going out and get it) so I might stay like that.
Plus, I would'nt have to worry about making my arms thicker.
Gurnee
19-02-2005, 19:01
I would like to say "no", but doing so requires me to also say "that's just gross", so I guess I just won't vote.
You could have voted 'No, I don't want to'.
Minskia
19-02-2005, 19:08
It's pretty hard to get a bad blow job. You really need to find a biter or something.

And writing in the snow is overrated, girls COULD do it, they just don't have the patience for it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

if the girl giving you a blow job is uber ugly just close your eyes real tite and think of someone very hot. :)
Blue Chocobo
19-02-2005, 19:13
Sure, for the sake of my curiosity. I ask my guy friends what it's like to be a guy, and none of them ever gave me a detailed answer. *LOL* Besides, I wouldn't mind NOT having a period... :D
Sdaeriji
19-02-2005, 19:18
Sure, for the sake of my curiosity. I ask my guy friends what it's like to be a guy, and none of them ever gave me a detailed answer. *LOL* Besides, I wouldn't mind NOT having a period... :D

This bings up a very pertinent point. I think if I were to become a girl for a day, it most certainly would not be during my period.
Cogitation
19-02-2005, 19:32
You could have voted 'No, I don't want to'.
That option wasn't added until after he posted.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
Shaed
19-02-2005, 20:09
This bings up a very pertinent point. I think if I were to become a girl for a day, it most certainly would not be during my period.

Awww, but you'd miss all the delightful barbed-wire-resembling stomach cramps! And the complete-innability-to-control-your-emotions! Andandand!

...

Damnit, now I have to vote yes on the poll... was there an option for changing genders for *more* than one day?

:p
Sdaeriji
19-02-2005, 20:10
Awww, but you'd miss all the delightful barbed-wire-resembling stomach cramps! And the complete-innability-to-control-your-emotions! Andandand!

...

Damnit, now I have to vote yes on the poll... was there an option for changing genders for *more* than one day?

:p

One wonders what experiences you've had where your period reminds you of a time you had barbed wire in your stomach.
Blue Chocobo
19-02-2005, 20:13
This bings up a very pertinent point. I think if I were to become a girl for a day, it most certainly would not be during my period.

LOL! See why I had to bring up the period? I most certainly hate the cramps and the lack of emotional control, and I mean it. It'd be fun to see a GUY experiencing that even once in his life, though... :D
Shaed
19-02-2005, 20:17
One wonders what experiences you've had where your period reminds you of a time you had barbed wire in your stomach.

Pish, I don't need to experience something to know what it feels like.

Wait...

Quiet you. It bloody well feels like barbed wire wrapped around my internal organs*, and that's that.

*complete with realistic internal-bleeding effects! Yay!
Blue Chocobo
19-02-2005, 20:19
Pish, I don't need to experience something to know what it feels like.

Wait...

Quiet you. It bloody well feels like barbed wire wrapped around my internal organs*, and that's that.

*complete with realistic internal-bleeding effects! Yay!


ABSOLUTELY!!!
Sdaeriji
19-02-2005, 20:24
LOL! See why I had to bring up the period? I most certainly hate the cramps and the lack of emotional control, and I mean it. It'd be fun to see a GUY experiencing that even once in his life, though... :D

I've always imagined it must feel like getting kicked in the balls for 5 or 6 days straight. Certainly nothing I wish to experience.
Blue Chocobo
19-02-2005, 20:29
I've always imagined it must feel like getting kicked in the balls for 5 or 6 days straight. Certainly nothing I wish to experience.

Ditto.

Still wondering what it's like to have balls, though. Hehehe... :D
Sdaeriji
19-02-2005, 20:30
Ditto.

Still wondering what it's like to have balls, though. Hehehe... :D

They get in the way a lot, and they itch a lot too.
Whispering Entropy
19-02-2005, 20:32
Here's an interesting point. I noticed at least one other person was on the same tangent as me here...

This poll needs an option for those who have already transitioned their physical sex, or are in the process of doing so currently

I also feel that I should note that whether the meaning is to transition gender, or just to transition the phsycial parts.

For instance. If you switched body arrangements for a day, week, month, whatever, would you still think of yourself as your original sex/gender? And when you changed back, would you maybe miss the way that you were?

Just some thoughts.
Zincite
19-02-2005, 20:35
Hellz yeah! Do you have any idea how many times I've pondered and had recurring dreams about what it would be like?

Just for practical reasons, I woudn't go hitting on other people, but it'd be fun to try and hit on both genders. Of course it begs the question of how my orientation would change during that one day. Would I keep my "straight" orientation, or keep my orientation "toward guys"? Or would I get all muddled and end up bi for a day?
Mt-Tau
19-02-2005, 21:33
If I could swap genders for a day I wouldn't leave the house. ;)
Ulrichland
19-02-2005, 21:56
A gender swap could be quite a funny and interesting, maybe even a frightening experience.

I´d go for it, just for kicks.
Whispering Entropy
20-02-2005, 00:07
Hellz yeah! Do you have any idea how many times I've pondered and had recurring dreams about what it would be like?

Just for practical reasons, I woudn't go hitting on other people, but it'd be fun to try and hit on both genders. Of course it begs the question of how my orientation would change during that one day. Would I keep my "straight" orientation, or keep my orientation "toward guys"? Or would I get all muddled and end up bi for a day?
Well my sexuality has always been separate from my sense of gender. I have been bi for as long as I can remember having sexual thoughts.

So here's my answer. My gender is my own, and I would not switch it, because my gender is already non binary. I'm comfortable with being somewhat androgynous, and I don't think gender is relegated to either male or female.

But physical sex? Let's see. I was born as a female-tending mind in a male-tending body (well, not all males grow breasts at puberty, granted).
And so I've lived, by the perceptions of others at least, being seen as a male, and being seen as a female. Having tried both hormonal states, I don't think that being in a body spiked with testosterone is much fun.
Having been in both physical states, I can also say that I would not give up my female bits without a fight.

But if I could change sex to say, something completely hermaphroditic, then yes, I think I might indeed like that. Who knows how long I would keep it, depends on how much I enjoyed it.