NationStates Jolt Archive

Begin round 2! My way. The victors are up! And now we shall see!

http://www.thereisnoy.com/illustration/samurai_jack.jpg

The Imperial Navy (I creamed my opponent!)
Moleland (He was in a close race!)
Kanabia (Pwned his opponent)
Neo Anarchists (Close all the way through)
Branin (So close I ripped my nails off)
Jesussaves (That crazy religious boy has a lot of friends.)
Pure Metal (Ass Kickin' popular.)
Legless Pirates (Was there any competition against his opponent?)
Harlsburg (Incredibly close but he had more friends.)

And now for my new system... it's cruel, and random.

Vote for the person you want GONE!

This will be your hardest decision. One must be eliminated. The others will remain. The quater finals lie beyond. Cast your vote, and hope it wasn't a friend... MWAHAHAHAHA! ;)

[voting ends 10:30 Am GMT standard time on Tuesday.]

Whats the matter? Have I randomised you into shock? or have you all gone?

Everyone must have gone offline... GRRR!

I want Jesussaves gone. it is wrong that he is in the running to win anything. Sick and Wrong.


Ban this filth.

http://www.gnome.org/~jdub/random/pia-and-jeff/shoptongue-320x240.jpg
let the games begin!


don't really know Moleland or Jesussaves so, just to save Jesussaves from a tide of overwhelmingly negative opinion, i vote Moleland (sorry Moleland :) )

:eek: Is that actually a picture of you Pure Metal?

i'm confused, do we vote who we want out of the competition?

i'm confused, do we vote who we want out of the competition?

Well done Sherlock!

http://c21images.cendant.com/C21/10000754/OFFICE/51E4740D-6A30-11D6-8ADD-00D0B7695A20.JPG

(No offence, I just wanted to have an excuse for a random pic.)

:eek: Is that actually a picture of you Pure Metal?
hell no. i searched for "blurgle" on google and found...that :D

hell no. i searched for "blurgle" on google and found...that :D

? Hmm... well, are you going to cast a vote?

ok, well since i've never heard of Moleland or Jessussaves i should vote one of them, but which one to choose.....................? *ponders*

? Hmm... well, are you going to cast a vote?
yeah http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8229852&postcount=5 ;)

ok, well since i've never heard of Moleland or Jessussaves i should vote one of them, but which one to choose.....................? *ponders*

*Hypnotises*

You will NOT vote for moleland... you will NOT vote for moleland...

Moleland is my hero.

don't really know Moleland or Jesussaves so, just to save Jesussaves from a tide of overwhelmingly negative opinion, i vote Moleland (sorry Moleland :) )

YOU SUCK! GRRR! I will lay a smackdown on you! :mad:

(Ahh it's your vote. Aww well. I bet Jesussaves will lose anyway.)

Get rid of jesussaves. :p

http://www.rai.it/Contents/news/29800/blah_liberia_110803.jpg

Pwned!

ok, i vote Jesussaves

Moleland is my hero.
should i know who this Moleland dude is?

YOU SUCK! GRRR! I will lay a smackdown on you! :mad:

(Ahh it's your vote. Aww well. I bet Jesussaves will lose anyway.)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc10.jpg

(sorry...had to :p )

ok, i vote Jesussaves


should i know who this Moleland dude is?


Good choice.



Nope, I sure as hell don't, and I spend... most of my waking hours idling about here.
Nah, I know OF him, but I have no idea of anything he's done to warrant the title of most random/wierd poster.

Good choice.



Nope, I sure as hell don't, and I spend... most of my waking hours idling about here.
Nah, I know OF him, but I have no idea of anything he's done to warrant the title of most random/wierd poster.
i've never even heard OF him :confused:

i've never even heard OF him :confused:

Moleland is kind of an RP'er. He's really cool, but he doesn't visit General forum often. I know him from other forums, and he's rather mad. ;)

and what about Jesussaves? don't know much (anything) about him either.

I keep reading about this Jesussaves guy, who is he? What has he done? I haven't seen a thread by him/her.

This is not something you wanna find in your ceral bowl!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kevin.kempthorne/Takeshi/which/spud.jpg

It's spud!

and what about Jesussaves? don't know much (anything) about him either.

A really amusing Evangelist.

This is not something you wanna find in your ceral bowl!

It's spud!
knew i should have used a bowl :headbang:

http://magazine.uchicago.edu/0202/features/images/0202_feature-cereal.jpg

This is not something you wanna find in your ceral bowl!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kevin.kempthorne/Takeshi/which/spud.jpg

It's spud!
oooooooooooooo, you're from Kent! I like you already!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Jesussaves
http://img206.exs.cx/img206/8104/pwned5fd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Yah! I liked because I live in Kent... he he...

I vote Harlseburg, because I really can't remember anything about him.

EDIT: On a side note: DAMN, knocked out in the first round!

A really amusing Evangelist.
*whispers really uber quietly* what's an evangelist?

Yah! I liked because I live in Kent... he he...
I have a huge thing for southern people, it's soooooooooooooo sexy!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

http://img206.exs.cx/img206/893/cucumber9vd.gif

*whispers really uber quietly* what's an evangelist?

An extremist christian.

TIN

A protest against him for trying to influence Tink.

TIN

A protest against him for trying to influence Tink.

:cool:

TIN

A protest against him for trying to influence Tink.
now i know Moleland is Kentish i woulda voted Jesussaves anyway

http://img206.exs.cx/img206/893/cucumber9vd.gif
woo! look at it go!!! i love that thing... :)


I have a huge thing for southern people, it's soooooooooooooo sexy!

*ahem* southampton is about as southern as they come ;)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

Here's a link to his crazy thread about Harry Potter causing Satanism.

woo! look at it go!!! i love that thing... :)

doo doo doo doo doo doo
CHARGE!!!!!!!

http://img206.exs.cx/img206/893/cucumber9vd.gif

http://img229.exs.cx/img229/4595/parents7jm.gif

doo doo doo doo doo doo
CHARGE!!!!!!!
arrrrrgh!!
http://www.i18nguy.com/spam_glam/scared-businessman.jpg

http://img229.exs.cx/img229/4595/parents7jm.gif
Hey, wait a sec!!!!!
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/7185/cucumberup3uk.gif
Dang it, he doesn't run anymore :(

i would like to say goodbye to jesussaves. the dude is whacked, but not in a random way. he's pretty consistant with his fundamentalist craziness. wonder what he'd think of my self-classification as a "Zen Christian"...??..

*ahem* southampton is about as southern as they come ;)
whew! it's getting hot in here!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'm from Hastings, East Sussex. ;)

Ummmmm, I live in southern Utah. :shame:
If you don't know where Utah is, consider yourself a lucky person. Very little here worth seeing. Mostly U.S. National parks.

whew! it's getting hot in here!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*puts barry white on*

http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1973/bwhite.jpg
argh! my eyes!!

I'm from Hastings, East Sussex. ;)
*doesn't know where that is*

Ummmmm, I live in southern Utah. :shame:
If you don't know where Utah is, consider yourself a lucky person. Very little here worth seeing. Mostly U.S. National parks.
i live in the Lake District which is a British National park ( and i know where Utah is)

*doesn't know where that is*

Right next to kent.

*puts barry white on*

http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1973/bwhite.jpg
argh! my eyes!!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Right next to kent.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *faints*

Did she jsut fluffle Berry White?!?!?!?!? :eek:

Did she jsut fluffle Berry White?!?!?!?!? :eek:
poor girl :(

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *faints*

;)

Did she jsut fluffle Berry White?!?!?!?!? :eek:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! no! i was fluffling Pure Metal!

My sig is broken :(

If Jesussaves is out this round I'm not gonna be able to vote again, i love you all to much to choose

Right next to kent.
In fact, so close to kent that until two minutes ago I thought it was in kent.

And I live in kent, so that makes me pretty dumb.

(Have you noticed if you type 'kent' too often, it becomes one of those wierd words?)

My sig is broken :(
how?

If Jesussaves is out this round I'm not gonna be able to vote again, i love you all to much to choose

In the next round you'll be voting for your faves again...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! no! i was fluffling Pure Metal!
wait a minute... the lights were out.... O M G... I was :fluffle:ing Barry White!!

*blows chunks*

In fact, so close to kent that until two minutes ago I thought it was in kent.

And I live in kent, so that makes me pretty dumb.

(Have you noticed if you type 'kent' too often, it becomes one of those wierd words?)
another southerner.....................this thread is gonna get too much for me to handle in a minute

In the next round you'll be voting for your faves again...
i can't pick a favourite out you guys though

how?
I was having trouble getting "<-Updated" to actually point to website of the week. I did it, but I had to put it in the utl tag :(

I'll need an 8-sided coin, I dont know ye well enough to choose, but voting's too much fun to ignore. :p

wait a minute... the lights were out.... O M G... I was :fluffle:ing Barry White!!

*blows chunks*
maybe I am Barry White!

:eek:

I'll need an 8-sided coin, I dont know ye well enough to choose, but voting's too much fun to ignore. :p
vote out Jesussaves!

maybe I am Barry White!

:eek:
re-incarnation! huzzahs!! :D

I'll need an 8-sided coin, I dont know ye well enough to choose, but voting's too much fun to ignore. :p
Just vote me (to win) and you have the general idea of it. :D
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/7812/eye5bx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
I'm always watching.

Anways. Time for work. Later all.

vote out Jesussaves!
already did, im talkin 'bout the next round; there's 9 in this one. :)

maybe I am Barry White!

:eek:
how the hell did that happen?? :eek:

OMG!
http://aggieballer.com/pictures/ME/shaved/surprised.jpg

how the hell did that happen?? :eek:

OMG!
http://aggieballer.com/pictures/ME/shaved/surprised.jpg
wait a second! i don't have big enough boobs! i'm safe!

? What's been going on here!!!!

? What's been going on here!!!!
Barry White tried to brainwash me into thinking I was him *cries*

Barry White tried to brainwash me into thinking I was him *cries*

There there, have a fridge, on the house!

http://www.powdercoating.org/img/buying/fridge.jpg

There there, have a fridge, on the house!

http://www.powdercoating.org/img/buying/fridge.jpg
ooooooooooooooooo, apple! yay!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

There there, have a fridge, on the house!

http://www.powdercoating.org/img/buying/fridge.jpg
four salad drawers!!! :eek:
that's like, the fridge of the future....

four salad drawers!!! :eek:
that's like, the fridge of the future....
who needs salad draws? salad sucks!

I found something very scary in my lunch today...

I found something very scary in my lunch today...
what was it?

EDIT: wait! i dunno if i wanna know, i'm quite squeamish

I found something very scary in my lunch today...


It was a jack-in-the-box lunch, wasn't it? you opened it up, and bam! some strange clown leaps out at you. Happens to the best of us. Either that or an owl.

You're all wrong it was....

A bottle of Actimel!!!!
http://www.actimel.cz/images/mf-akce/multifruit.jpg

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

You're all wrong it was....

A bottle of Actimel!!!!
http://www.actimel.cz/images/mf-akce/multifruit.jpg

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*squeals then cowers in a corner*

Wow, I wouldn't wish that on aaaaanyone.

Did you burn the liquid and exorcise the bottle?

I tried drinking it... But is was foul. Still about 1/3 of the bottle. I am left with 3 options.

1. Drink it (No way!)
2. Throw it in the bin (Reasonable)
3. Lob it at someone (Ha ha!)

I tried drinking it... But is was foul. Still about 1/3 of the bottle. I am left with 3 options.

1. Drink it (No way!)
2. Throw it in the bin (Reasonable)
3. Lob it at someone (Ha ha!)
Lob it! with the lid off!

who needs salad draws? salad sucks!
if you run outta beer space there's boxes at the bottom af the fridge. and it's harder to knock them over and smash them (which would be a waste, like) 'cause the drawers have walls

if you run outta beer space there's boxes at the bottom af the fridge. and it's harder to knock them over and smash them (which would be a waste, like) 'cause the drawers have walls
oh yeah! they should make fridges that are just full of salad draws!

Lob it! with the lid off!

It didn't come with a lid... just the foil covering...

1 vote for lob!

another vote for lob! (that's my one.)

2 for lob.... Anymore!

lob it!! go on, you know you want to.... :D

3 for lob... I do want to... but who do I lob it at... can I do it without getting into trouble....

3 for lob... I do want to... but who do I lob it at... can I do it without getting into trouble....
into the middle of a crowd. multiple targets. yay!
that also causes more confusion, so you're less likely to get in trouble.

2 for lob.... Anymore!
just throw the bloody thing or i'll come down there and kick your sorry southern pansy arse!

3 for lob... I do want to... but who do I lob it at... can I do it without getting into trouble....


Someone who's bald. That way you can look the innocent and pretend it was a spiteful bird having target practise.

WARNING: this excuse, for some reason, does not work well indoors. I don't know why.

Ok, I lob it the next time i'm outside....

Someone who's bald. That way you can look the innocent and pretend it was a spiteful bird having target practise.

WARNING: this excuse, for some reason, does not work well indoors. I don't know why.
well that's probably because if a bird is inside they're obviously gonna use the bathroom like everyone else :rolleyes: and people call me stupid :rolleyes:

well that's probably because if a bird is inside they're obviously gonna use the bathroom like everyone else :rolleyes: and people call me stupid :rolleyes:

'No further questions, your honour'

well that's probably because if a bird is inside they're obviously gonna use the bathroom like everyone else :rolleyes: and people call me stupid :rolleyes:

*shock and awe*

How could I not know that? I am the doubleplus stupid. At least I'm not bald though.

*shock and awe*

How could I not know that? I am the doubleplus stupid. At least I'm not bald though.
it's ok deary, not everyone can be as smart as me!

*sings and dances* I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T!

i know someone who saw a pigeon taking the tube in london. :D
they talked about it for days. :mad:

Throw it, but piss in it as well.

Throw it, but piss in it as well.
pure class. :cool:

Throw it, but piss in it as well.
genius!

Throw it, but piss in it as well.


why dilute the actimel? I think people would be less offended to be pissed on than showered in actimel.

Now, I was going to vote myself for the sheer hell of it, but then I had an attack of reality and realized I'd be closer to losing if I did that. So I'm voting Jesussaves.

Now that is just being cruel!

It tastes like piss anyway, whats a little more going to do?

throw it, get the bottle back, piss in it and throw it again

is it just me, or does actimel sound like it should be the name for some kind of disinfectant or something. :confused:

Now, I was going to vote myself for the sheer hell of it, but then I had an attack of reality and realized I'd be closer to losing if I did that. So I'm voting Jesussaves.


That's the spirit! *chants something conforming*

And how the hell did you manage to kinda... sneak 5000 posts? It's taken me a year to get half that, damnit, and you come along and double it within a few months.

That's the spirit! *chants something conforming*

And how the hell did you manage to kinda... sneak 5000 posts? It's taken me a year to get half that, damnit, and you come along and double it within a few months.
I have a bad habit of accidentally killinating other people's threads with spam.

That's the spirit! *chants something conforming*

And how the hell did you manage to kinda... sneak 5000 posts? It's taken me a year to get half that, damnit, and you come along and double it within a few months.
i've been here the same amount of time as you and I have over 10,000 posts between this nation and my old one!

is it just me, or does actimel sound like it should be the name for some kind of disinfectant or something. :confused:
It sounds like a Yiddish letter to me.

I have a bad habit of accidentally killinating other people's threads with spam.
and yet you report my spam?

*Sets fire to Actimel*

Hey! It's flamable!

i've been here the same amount of time as you and I have over 10,000 posts between this nation and my old one!


egads.... that's just not right.

I must just idle on this for way more hours than I thought.... and still not post anything.


I think I need an intervention. But that can come later.

*Sings*

#Everyone has aids! Aids Aids Aids Aids Aids!#

(Team America was a dammed funny film.)

Jesussaves.... I flipped a coin and it landed on it's side. It must have been a sign from God that Jesussaves should go

*Sings*

#Everyone has aids! Aids Aids Aids Aids Aids!#

(Team America was a dammed funny film.)it's my favouritest film ever! i nearly wet myself laughing!

it's my favouritest film ever! i nearly wet myself laughing!

Baka Laka Daka!

ping pong!

ping pong!

Don't worry! I've tracked him to the luve!

*Proceeds to blow up Luve*

Don't worry! I've tracked him to the luve!

*Proceeds to blow up Luve*
Luve? isn't it Louvre? or am i being dumb again? :confused:

Luve? isn't it Louvre? or am i being dumb again? :confused:
Bah I have no idea how it is spelt.

Bah I have no idea how it is spelt.
in that case, i'm definately right cos I R TEH UBER SM4RT!!!!11111!!!1!!

Bah I have no idea how it is spelt.
With an L

Lob it! with the lid off!

The beauty of Actimel is it has no lid, just a little bit of foil. A guy in one of my lectures the other week drank it and went a little crazy, e.g. "WOOOOOO! RUSSIA! YEAH!!!! LET'S GO!!!!"

True, the actimel in question is still in front of me. It's beginning to look like piss now...

The Imperial Navy (I creamed my opponent!)
How bad was it? I mean, did I get any votes?

How bad was it? I mean, did I get any votes?
You got mine because the coin said heads

is Actimel the one where they stalk you and film you when you drink it?

Yes. They make sure you don't try and get your money back!

is Actimel the one where they stalk you and film you when you drink it?
Yep. It's a well paid job, too...*ahem* or so I'm told....


*hides in bush with camera*

How bad was it? I mean, did I get any votes?

The final result was like 10 votes to 4.

*hides in bush with camera*

Get out of bush! He's got to plan his invasion of Iran!

Get out of bush! He's got to plan his invasion of Iran!
*hides in Cheney*

Yes. They make sure you don't try and get your money back!
then i suggest you throw it at the guy hiding in the bushes with the camera

Yep. It's a well paid job, too...*ahem* or so I'm told....


*hides in bush with camera*

http://www.cliftorsgraveyard.com/images/Bush%2520Monster%2520Daytime.jpg

Too late, I saw you!

http://www.cliftorsgraveyard.com/images/Bush%2520Monster%2520Daytime.jpg

Too late, I saw you!
AHA! You can't see me, because I'm hiding behind the error: 404 message.! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Pulls out gun*

http://www.wastedpaper.net/art/johnosketch/gun.jpg
gun
+
http://www.utsler.com/classics/images/fool.gif
The tribes of longton
=
http://www.sedgwick.org/na/families/robert1613/4/1/1/3/4113S-king-sally-grave.jpg

is Actimel the one where they stalk you and film you when you drink it?

LOL yes! With cameras! Then make a FOOL of you when you try to get your money back.

He turns into Mrs Sally! :eek:

Amazing isn't it! It's my special 'Change gender' gun!

http://www.beavermedgrp.com/pix/Stressed.jpg
that's me right now.

with boobs.
:)

http://www.beavermedgrp.com/pix/Stressed.jpg
that's me right now.

with boobs.
:)

ROFLCOPTERS OF JOY!

Is Jesussaves in it? Can I vote for him?

Is Jesussaves in it? Can I vote for him?

Yes, and if you want him gone, yes.

I vote for Jesussaves too.

Me three!

I'm not weird? :(

I'm not weird? :(
Naw, youre just a goofball, and much too funny to be weird! :p

I'm sorry, I have to vote to take you off this.. you are neither weird nor random. In other words I respect you.

Branin

Jesussaves.

Amazing isn't it! It's my special 'Change gender' gun!
Quit ripping off of ElGoonishShive

I'm sorry, I have to vote to take you off this.. you are neither weird nor random. In other words I respect you.

Branin
Rats, my first vote. But it was done in a very nice and complimenting way. Thank you.

The least random one


"Oh but it's sad when a love affair diiiies.
The lady's got potential, she ought to go far, she know's exactly who best friends are. The greatest social climber since Cinderella. But Eva's not the only one who's getting the breaks, I'm a research chemist who's got what it takes, and my insecticides gonna be a best seller!..."

Harlsburg must go.

what happened to this thread? :confused:

it seems to have died most henously :(

what happened to this thread? :confused:

it seems to have died most henously :(

I think TIN said he was going to be away until tuesday.

Kahta

I think TIN said he was going to be away until tuesday.
oh yeah :headbang:

Quit ripping off of ElGoonishShive

What?

Voting ends in one hour.

NeoAnarchists

it's my favouritest film ever! i nearly wet myself laughing!
Are you avidly waiting for the full puppet sex scene when the DVD comes out as well?

Are you avidly waiting for the full puppet sex scene when the DVD comes out as well?
lol, i thought that bit was slightly........odd, but the rest of it was funny

What?
http://www.elgoonishshive.com/d/20020606.html

lol, i thought that bit was slightly........odd, but the rest of it was funny
The one in the movie was about 40 seconds. The full one is 2:00. The took that and a few other violent parts out to keep the movie from being rated NC-17. You know if the puppets aren't anatomically correct and they manage to cross into that territory that it's a good movie.

The one in the movie was about 40 seconds. The full one is 2:00. The took that and a few other violent parts out to keep the movie from being rated NC-17. You know if the puppets aren't anatomically correct and they manage to cross into that territory that it's a good movie.
I'm pretty sure in Britain it was longer than 40 seconds

Voting ends.

http://www.elgoonishshive.com/d/20020606.html

This was not intentional...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399779

*explodes* :eek: