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Why does it seem like the best posters are always on at 3:00 PM and 3:00 AM?

Seriously, I am either at work or about to go to bed when all the fun threads start up. What gives with you people.

I'm on in the afternoon and then late night NZST. I have no idea what that is in your time.

i am on all the time baby. learn not to sleep. and quit your job. you probally hate it anyhow.

i am on all the time baby. learn not to sleep. and quit your job. you probally hate it anyhow.

You have seen me posting in the afternoons, I don't actually work at my job. So there is no chance I am quiting that.

You have seen me posting in the afternoons, I don't actually work at my job. So there is no chance I am quiting that.
duh. i work at my job. and in the case of today, too hard. we dropped a 350 pound dead man on the floor.


wait. i should not be answering this. i am so not cool.

duh. i work at my job. and in the case of today, too hard. we dropped a 350 pound dead man on the floor.


wait. i should not be answering this. i am so not cool.

somethings not right here. you cannot talk about how you manhandled a 350lb dead body at work, followed by the statement "i am not cool" its an oxymoron of the highest sorts.

duh. i work at my job. and in the case of today, too hard. we dropped a 350 pound dead man on the floor.


wait. i should not be answering this. i am so not cool.

You are indeed cool, Monkeypimp on the other hand.... ;)

Did any body fluids or gases spew forth when the fat man fell?

somethings not right here. you cannot talk about how you manhandled a 350lb dead body at work, followed by the statement "i am not cool" its an oxymoron of the highest sorts.
bryce! :fluffle:

had to get that pedophilia out of my system.

You are indeed cool, Monkeypimp on the other hand.... ;)

Did any body fluids or gases spew forth when the fat man fell?

his skin split open on his back, and he leaked blood EVERYWHERE. i have taken 5 showers in the last three hours, making sure i have rid myself. i was COVERED.

bryce! :fluffle:

had to get that pedophilia out of my system.

mrs. robinson! :fluffle:

sorry, i still find the whole coo-coo kachoo thing funny.

mrs. robinson! :fluffle:

sorry, i still find the whole coo-coo kachoo thing funny.
as do i.

his skin split open on his back, and he leaked blood EVERYWHERE. i have taken 5 showers in the last three hours, making sure i have rid myself. i was COVERED.

That is cool as fuck. How long had he been dead?

his skin split open on his back, and he leaked blood EVERYWHERE. i have taken 5 showers in the last three hours, making sure i have rid myself. i was COVERED.

that said, you are no longer allowed to call yourself uncool again. that is cooler then hell.. you know, other then getting a fat, dead mans blood on you.

Why am I on here this time of night? Chronic insomnia. When I catch a few zzz's it's usually in the afternoon.
And why are we cool if we have nothing better to do at 3:00 in the norning? We're just crazier from sleep deprivation. What you should ask is why all the nuts are on at this time of night. Though I suppose that excludes the European posters at this time.

School...

That is cool as fuck. How long had he been dead?
three days. everything settled. and he died of all things ALCOHOL POISONING. he must have drank a CASE of gin. it was so nasty though. the guy i worked with was vomiting in the corner. i think that was grosser than than the dead guy.

three days. everything settled. and he died of all things ALCOHOL POISONING. he must have drank a CASE of gin. it was so nasty though. the guy i worked with was vomiting in the corner. i think that was grosser than than the dead guy.

His blood must have been thinner than water, the only thing that makes me puke is someone else puking.

three days. everything settled. and he died of all things ALCOHOL POISONING. he must have drank a CASE of gin. it was so nasty though. the guy i worked with was vomiting in the corner. i think that was grosser than than the dead guy.

i want to ask... what is the average embalmer like? i am curious to know.

Don't you know? Cool people have screwed up hours. The mental instability caused by it causes the coolness.

i want to ask... what is the average embalmer like? i am curious to know.
TO V.O.
his blood was the oddest pink color, usually it is dark, but due to the gin, and most likely cholesterol, it was strange.

the average embalmer? ugh. older white guy mid fifties. boring. sheister. [most of them HATE me]who is more into the funeral sales part of the business, thats where the money is. there is supposedly a lot of women, but not on my circuit. i am a trade embalmer, which means i am basically a free lancer, working on difficult cases, or for small mortuaries that are family owned and the owner is too busy with the service planning to embalm. (they also dont have to provide benefits if they use trade people)

I can't speak to the 3 P.M. part since that's about fifteen minutes after I've gotten up and driven like a madman to get to work only five or ten minutes late. As to the 3 A.M. part -- normal people are supposed to be asleep at 3 A.M. and cool people are rarely normal nor do what they're supposed to.

Then I must be very cool. I'm never doing what I should be doing. :D

I'm usually only on at late night over here, 'cause of irregular work hours.

Wait, am I cool or just a slut who shows everyone his boobs? ;)

I'm on late at night because sleep is for... the weak. And everyone else is on then, so I go on then as opposed to wasting my time on a barren forum.

It's all down to timing.

Why does it seem like the best posters are always on at 3:00 PM and 3:00 AM?

Seriously, I am either at work or about to go to bed when all the fun threads start up. What gives with you people.
3.00 pm i get very, very bored on a daily basis. 3 am i'm very, very tired (if still awake). but then i'm on all day so i don't count anyway.

wait a min, thats 3pm and 3am GMT. when the hell is my 3pm for you? when is your 3pm/am for me? whats going on?? :confused:

You are indeed cool, Monkeypimp on the other hand.... ;)

Did any body fluids or gases spew forth when the fat man fell?

I'm amazingly cool.

I'm amazingly cool.
yeah, even cooler then me

yeah, even cooler then me

and that's pretty cool.

Why does it seem like the best posters are always on at 3:00 PM and 3:00 AM?

Seriously, I am either at work or about to go to bed when all the fun threads start up. What gives with you people.
Time zone, my friend.

The cool people don't live in the same time zone as you and I. And that is, like, so un-cool. :mad:

:)

duh. i work at my job. and in the case of today, too hard. we dropped a 350 pound dead man on the floor.





that has to be the greatest work related comment i've ever heard. Not something you hear everyday. I want to watch you embalm someone Cid.....

I'm weird like that.

and that's pretty cool.
I like to think so.

Why does it seem like the best posters are always on at 3:00 PM and 3:00 AM?

Seriously, I am either at work or about to go to bed when all the fun threads start up. What gives with you people.

They don't live in your time zone.

Why does it seem like the best posters are always on at 3:00 PM and 3:00 AM?

Seriously, I am either at work or about to go to bed when all the fun threads start up. What gives with you people.

This seems counterintuitive to me. One would think that all the cool people would be NSing during work and doing even cooler stuff with their after-work free time. (Rather than actually working at work and NSing at home.)

Maybe it has to do with timezones. Maybe the other side of the dateline is cooler. Do y'all wear your knapsacks with one strap or two?

But then I ain't Miles Kerouac, so what do I know about it?

This seems counterintuitive to me.
Me too, how can he know it's 3 PM and 3 AM if he's not here to see it all happen. Methinks he lied to us and just wanted to start a thread for cool people.

*invades thread and attacks with uncoolness*

Me too, how can he know it's 3 PM and 3 AM if he's not here to see it all happen. Methinks he lied to us and just wanted to start a thread for cool people.
In that case I'd better start posting here.

In that case I'd better start posting here.
Damn straight! :p

And what am I doing here? :(

Damn straight! :p

And what am I doing here? :(
helping me spread the disease that is uncoolness?

helping me spread the disease that is uncoolness?
Maybe.

But then, I may just be the all-knowing entity that explains the rules of the game and then fly away...

Hop..
Hop..
Away....