If you can't be with the one you love ...
Keruvalia
18-02-2005, 06:50
Poll is on its way ...
Lascivious Maximus
18-02-2005, 06:53
I chose other, It depends so much on the situation. Ill post more to this effect later - possibly tomorrow.
Damn love and it's wicked ways - it keeps me breathing just so it can kill me one more time. :(
R00fletrain
18-02-2005, 06:54
Other- Kill Yourself.
Bitchkitten
18-02-2005, 06:54
Hey, if you can't be with someone you're in love with, being with someone who shows you some tenderness and affection is great. As long as both parties know that's all it is. Just be honest with each other. I've had lovers that I knew I'd never want to marry, and as long as we both were honest about that it worked out great.
Randomea
18-02-2005, 06:59
Imo those are options worthy of being rammed where the sun doesn't shine.
As one of my newly dumped friends says:
None of the above?
..Which I guess would really be "other".
The first doesn't apply, the second is pretty useless, and I don't feel like the third.
Sit on my ass and mope? It sounds good about right now.
Bitchkitten
18-02-2005, 07:06
If you're talking about being unfaithful to someone you've already made a commitment to, mastrubate. At least then it's the same number of people that were in the relationship to start with.
Masturbate, is what I said. I suppose you can find someone else and sorta be doing #1, but I wouldn't go out with someone new until I was over the first person so then the question wouldn't really apply anymore.
Sankaraland
18-02-2005, 07:17
Love the one you're with.
Do do doot doot do doot do do
do do doot doot doot doot do do
do do do doot doot doot do do
do do do
do do do
Q.E.D.
Vittos Ordination
18-02-2005, 07:18
Punch the one your with.
That's how the song goes, right?
Bleezdale
18-02-2005, 07:23
Punch the one your with.
That's how the song goes, right?
You know, I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for that...
But really, who can tell these days? You might get like a boxing contract!
Vittos Ordination
18-02-2005, 07:26
You know, I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for that...
But really, who can tell these days? You might get like a boxing contract!
That would be bad news, I prefer sucker punching people, and a boxer would know it was coming and simply beat the shit out of me.
Marrakech II
18-02-2005, 07:29
As an old war horse myself. My experience in life is that there are many "the ones". So you youngins dont worry about losing the love of your life. Cause there is another one out there better and waiting for you to quit sulking. Course you gotta go look. So quit sitting behind your computer and get your ass out there!
Hilarious...Masturbate and Love the One You're With had the exact same number of votes after i voted. That's the first time i've ever seen any poll go that way. :p
Helioterra
18-02-2005, 09:00
If you can't be with the one you love (temporarily) masturbate.
If you can't ever again be with the one you love find another to love. (and masturbate in the mean while)
Sankaraland
18-02-2005, 09:01
You know, I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for that...
But really, who can tell these days? You might get like a boxing contract!
The state legislature here in Montana is discussing a bill making it a felony to choke the person you're involved with ... and the right wing is opposing it because it doesn't distinguish between same-sex relationships and opposite-sex relationships.
Legless Pirates
18-02-2005, 09:01
The first option with "one" replaced by "ones"
Incenjucarania
18-02-2005, 09:04
Clearly, you masturbate with the one you're with, then do other things with them.
Wait, what am I saying... ONE!?
What, like, per finger?
Occidio Multus
18-02-2005, 09:34
find someone a lot like them, and stalk them.
Preebles
18-02-2005, 10:42
This thread is making me miss my boy. He's all the way in Sydney. *pout*
Long distanceness sucks big time. And to think, I only have five more years of university...
Gataway_Driver
18-02-2005, 10:44
The first option with "one" replaced by "ones"
brilliant
Harlesburg
18-02-2005, 10:48
Kill them!
Depends on the situation. If I couldn't be with her for physical reasons (lives somewhere else, etc), then I'd wait.
However, if the couple just...didn't work out. It's better to just move on.
Violets and Kitties
18-02-2005, 13:35
The first option with "one" replaced by "ones"
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I chose love the one you're with, simply to finish the song. :p
*rocks out*
Preebles
18-02-2005, 13:40
If you can't be with the one you love (temporarily) masturbate.
I just reread the poll and realised that I should have voted for that. :p
Peechland
18-02-2005, 13:47
Punch the one your with.
That's how the song goes, right?
*swoons*
Vitto...youre so romantic. ;)
What are you saying... of cource you masturbate...
Oh wait I do that all the time anyway... So...
This is getting confusing... :confused: