NationStates Jolt Archive


Ban The Enviroment!!

31
18-02-2005, 06:24
Honestly, has there ever been a bigger trouble maker than the environment and its lackeys, Greenpeace? Again and again we hear of the enviroment making trouble in some region of the world. Floods, desertification and the lack of ozone. Ban the Environment now and we can all begin to sleep peacefully!!
Bitchkitten
18-02-2005, 06:30
Hahahaha! you realize that makes as much sense as "Ban the air."
31
18-02-2005, 06:34
Hahahaha! you realize that makes as much sense as "Ban the air."

heh ehe heh, yeah. . .
Serene Forests
18-02-2005, 06:34
Hahahaha! you realize that makes as much sense as "Ban the air."
not to mention the planet..... :rolleyes: Besides, did you see the options on his poll? No way am I going to vote with it worded like that!
31
18-02-2005, 06:38
not to mention the planet..... :rolleyes: Besides, did you see the options on his poll? No way am I going to vote with it worded like that!

really? just because of the wording? it really matters to you even though the premise of the poll is utterly rediculous? I am depressed. . .another failure.
Serene Forests
18-02-2005, 06:41
really? just because of the wording? it really matters to you even though the premise of the poll is utterly rediculous? I am depressed. . .another failure.
and just what have I failed in? Humor? Nay - mine is just very different from yours, that's all.

I take the environment very seriously since this mundane lives in an ecologically unique US state: Florida. There are plants and animals here that exist no where else on the Planet, so the Environment is always a charged political issue here.

Ever thought that you'd be offending others when you put that poll up, child?
Marrakech II
18-02-2005, 07:35
Screw the enviroment. Its just getting in my way! Pave it over and build mcdonalds!
Arammanar
18-02-2005, 07:35
and just what have I failed in? Humor? Nay - mine is just very different from yours, that's all.

I take the environment very seriously since this mundane lives in an ecologically unique US state: Florida. There are plants and animals here that exist no where else on the Planet, so the Environment is always a charged political issue here.

Ever thought that you'd be offending others when you put that poll up, child?
Thought probably crossed his mind. Then he probably thought anyone offended by the poll didn't deserve to have internet access, and posted it for spite. Ban the environment!
Gurguvungunit
18-02-2005, 07:38
not to mention the planet..... :rolleyes: Besides, did you see the options on his poll? No way am I going to vote with it worded like that!

Please, enough with the indigo.

I assume that you realize that it's a joke, a form of humour, which is designed to make people laugh. I highly doubt that 31 is actually serious.
Peopleandstuff
18-02-2005, 07:46
Such a ban is not enforceable in practise. Someone would need to enforce the ban, yet if the enviroment were banned, everyone would be banned (as we are all part of the enviroment) ergo there would be no one to enforce the ban.
Thelona
18-02-2005, 07:49
Such a ban is not enforceable in practise. Someone would need to enforce the ban, yet if the enviroment were banned, everyone would be banned (as we are all part of the enviroment) ergo there would be no one to enforce the ban.

Problem solved. :)
Arammanar
18-02-2005, 07:50
Such a ban is not enforceable in practise. Someone would need to enforce the ban, yet if the enviroment were banned, everyone would be banned (as we are all part of the enviroment) ergo there would be no one to enforce the ban.
Clearly we'll only ban the environment in places like the EU, and the U.S. China and India will be exempt.
Antierica
18-02-2005, 07:55
I agree wholeheartedly.

take down those damn trees while you're at it.

i prefer to chop them while they're being hugged.
31
18-02-2005, 13:13
and just what have I failed in? Humor? Nay - mine is just very different from yours, that's all.

I take the environment very seriously since this mundane lives in an ecologically unique US state: Florida. There are plants and animals here that exist no where else on the Planet, so the Environment is always a charged political issue here.

Ever thought that you'd be offending others when you put that poll up, child?

now wait just a minute there buckeroo! I'll put up with a bit o guff and do some pologizing when neccessary but being called a child I won't take. You. . .why I ought to. . .oooo MEANIE!! *stamps foot and runs home to parent*
Fatpie
18-02-2005, 13:16
Bear in mind this is the Internet, you are simply not allowed to post anything that may be offensive to someone!
31
18-02-2005, 13:22
Bear in mind this is the Internet, you are simply not allowed to post anything that may be offensive to someone!

I forgot. Too much to remember, brain hurts. I should drink more and worry less. oh yeah, Pave the rainforests now!!
De Mentia
18-02-2005, 13:31
If we banned the environment McDonald's wouldn't be able to grow potatoes and cows.


(I'm going to leave someone else to say: "I'm just being silly, of course, there are no natural ingredients in a McDonald's burger" - I wouldn't want to get sued.)
Bow Peasants
18-02-2005, 13:35
What is the enviorment good for? Nothing. My opinion and the opinion of all of my nation is the same. Burn every tree in every forest and use the land for nuclear missle silos. That ought to show the Environmental Liberation Front who's boss.
Whinging Trancers
18-02-2005, 13:44
Yup, let's ban the environment straight away! It takes up far too much space and is terribly messy, all that earth lying around everywhere, trees dropping leaves and animals shitting all over. :mad:

Then lets go nuke the gay whales for jesus in the afternoon! :D