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Hi, my name is Aegon Smith and I would like to introduce myself to everyone in the forums. To help everyone to get to know me a little better, I thought I would post this list of facts about myself:

1. I live on a farm in northern Idaho near a small town.
2. I am 23 years old.
3. I am a follower of the Church of Crubeos, a little-known sect of Christianity. Among other things, we believe that God may not necessarily exist or that there may be many Gods. As a result, we worship as if he were both at once.
4. My hobbies include wrangling, truck driving, cockfighting, drinking, worshipping.

I hope to make many friends on these forums. Nice to meet everybody! :)

Am I alllowed to answer the statements like they are questions?. I will anyway.

1. Er. Good for you?.

2. Only 2 years over the boozing age?. haha. America sucks.

3. They do agnostic churches now?.

4. I have no idea what wrangling is. The rest seem fun. Does your cult do virgin sacrifices by the way?. I might join up.

Hi, my name is Aegon Smith and I would like to to get to know me a little better, I thought I would post this list of facts about myself:

1. I live on a farm in northern Idaho near a small town.
2. I am 23 years old.
3. I am a follower of the Church of Crubeos, a little-known sect of Christianity. Among other things, we believe that God may not necessarily exist or that there may be many Gods. As a result, we worship as if he were both at once.
4. My hobbies include wrangling, truck driving, cockfighting, drinking, worshipping.

I hope to make many friends on these forums. Nice to meet everybody! :)
Welcome :) you seem like a decent person not all of us are ;)

lol a pagan christian?

Well, Welcome. Your officially the newest member on the FBI's watch list. Congrats! Well most of us are probably on it too..

4. I have no idea what wrangling is. The rest seem fun. Does your cult do virgin sacrifices by the way?. I might join up.
We do deflower virgins on Sunday Mass, but it gets boring after a while.

Am I alllowed to answer the statements like they are questions?. I will anyway.

1. Er. Good for you?.

2. Only 2 years over the boozing age?. haha. America sucks.

3. They do agnostic churches now?.

4. I have no idea what wrangling is. The rest seem fun. Does your cult do virgin sacrifices by the way?. I might join up.

Not only did you treat the statements as questions, you answered them with questions as well. I may be the only one who finds this amusing though.

Welcome Smith dude-guy. Don't feed the trolls.

We do deflower virgins on Sunday Mass, but it gets boring after a while.

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What? No way. No fucking way.

Wow. The rural life seems so... different.

Well, Welcome. Your officially the newest member on the FBI's watch list. Congrats! Well most of us are probably on it too..
What's the FBI? Some sort of government agency or something? :confused:

Not only did you treat the statements as questions, you answered them with questions as well. I may be the only one who finds this amusing though.

Welcome Smith dude-guy. Don't feed the trolls.
We don't have trolls in Idaho, but thanks for the advice.

lol a pagan christian?
We are not pagan, we simply acknowledge the possible states of existance of God.

What's the FBI? Some sort of government agency or something? :confused:



Actually your information is probably being forwarded to the ATF as we speak. Keep your head down. Get your fire hoses at the ready. ATF dont knock!

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What? No way. No fucking way.
I know it's a pretty tough commitment (what with veneral diseases and the "chubbier" girls) , but religion is religion.

Pleased to meet you Aegon Smith.

Me? Texan, and proud of it!

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Actually your information is probably being forwarded to the ATF as we speak. Keep your head down. Get your fire hoses at the ready. ATF dont knock!
No seriously, what's the FBI?

I know it's a pretty tough commitment (what with veneral diseases and the "chubbier" girls) , but religion is religion.

:confused:

Venereal diseases? From virgins? How? I'd imagine you'd need a pretty steady stream though if you do a new one each Sunday. Or is it only special occasions that merit such an event?

I like this guy.

I like the cut of his jib!

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Venereal diseases? From virgins? How? I'd imagine you'd need a pretty steady stream though if you do a new one each Sunday. Or is it only special occasions that merit such an event?
Well, of course we live in Idaho, so it's not every Sunday, but there are a few mountain folk who send their daughters down pretty regularly (once they come of age that is). The bad thing is though that when we have a deflowering Mass is two hours instead of the usual one, so I end up missing the Sunday cockfighting tournament down by the post office.

PS We have to look out for venereal diseases because some of the girls aren't always so honest unfortunately.

Oh. Though one wonders why they'd be dishonest in the first place though. Meh. I've never been one to understand women anyway. :p

And, just out of curiosity (don't mind the interrogation), when do the girls "come of age"?

Well I gotta get up at 4 AM tomorrow for work, so I am going to bed now. I'm glad to have met everybody tonight!

Oh. Though one wonders why they'd be dishonest in the first place though. Meh. I've never been one to understand women anyway. :p

And, just out of curiosity (don't mind the interrogation), when do the girls "come of age"?
Whenever the mountainfolk see fit (don't ask me).

No seriously, what's the FBI?
It stands for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's a law enforcement agency of sorts. I've told them about all the cockfighting you do. You should know that that is a highly illegal activity. If you ever see black helicopters bearing down on you, you'll know it was me.

Hi.

Hi. Try not to get addicted to NS.

Not only did you treat the statements as questions, you answered them with questions as well. I may be the only one who finds this amusing though.

Welcome Smith dude-guy. Don't feed the trolls.



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What? No way. No fucking way.

I answered what with a question?.

I like questions. Or something.

I answered what with a question?.

I like questions. Or something.

You also like punctuation, apparently :p

Or maybe you're just like me and haven't slept in far, far too long.

/random 3:30am nit-picking, joking post

Welcome to the forums! (im fairly new, too)

18, from Stockholm, Sweden.

Agnostic

rock climbing (bouldering), computers, coffee, playing the trombone and listening to music.

You also like punctuation, apparently :p

Or maybe you're just like me and haven't slept in far, far too long.

/random 3:30am nit-picking, joking post

I just like punctuation. I use way more of it than I need.

And I haven't been to sleep in a few days. I was planning to last night, but then I got on msn, and then on the mic and cam, then it was 4am and too late to bother going all the way to bed.

Welcome to the forums! (im fairly new, too)

18, from Stockholm, Sweden.

Agnostic

rock climbing (bouldering), computers, coffee, playing the trombone and listening to music.

Welcome to NS! Try not to get too addicted.

Aegon has left us! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398967&highlight=aegon) :(

Ding dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead.
Hooray for dropping houses on old women! First one to five wins!
Full speed ahead, Mr. Jenkins, and damn the cheesemongers! Nail it to the wall! :D :eek: :D :eek:
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Fluffle fluffle fluffle!

Okay, I only suspected before that he wasn't serious, now I know.

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