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The (un)official Jesussaves appreciation thread.

Sinuhue
17-02-2005, 22:33
I think Jesussaves is fantastic...really, really great! Who else gets such longwinded and serious reactions to comment like these:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8214334#post8214334
Americans Are Not Stupid!!!! We Are The Smartest People In The World. We Invented Electricity And Lightbubls And Movies And Jet Planes And All Kinds Of Other Inventions. Dont Be So Jelous Of Us.


http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398244

One of my favourite Jesussaves' quotes:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8214351&postcount=1021

I LOVE YOU JESUSSAVES!!!!!
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 22:34
He/she is certainly the best.
Legless Pirates
17-02-2005, 22:35
JesusSaves> :fluffle: <Me
The Tribes Of Longton
17-02-2005, 22:35
Yay for Jesussaves!
And the subliminal messaging that his last thread inevitably led to!
Drunk commies
17-02-2005, 22:36
He can be the official NS General mascot.
Super-power
17-02-2005, 22:36
Jesus saves, and everybody else take full damage
Hammolopolis
17-02-2005, 22:36
Whats not to like?
Nadkor
17-02-2005, 22:36
the guys a legend

EDIT: Although he might well say this thread is the work of Satan, as we are worshipping a false idol
DHomme
17-02-2005, 22:38
Yeah, lets worship Jesussaves, thatll really confuse him
You Forgot Poland
17-02-2005, 22:40
You know who we need pray for? All those poor unfortunates who got all huffy and put Jesussaves on their ignore list. Boy, oh, boy, did they ever miss out.

"Parrot!" Ah, that kills me.
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 22:44
I renounce my faith in religion. All praise Jesussaves.
Hammolopolis
17-02-2005, 22:46
I renounce my faith in religion. All praise Jesussaves.
Agreed, he is my new messiah.
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 22:47
Jesus!
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 22:47
Agreed, he is my new messiah.
Let us erect an altar to him in the Garden of Baal, and have naked homosexual orgies around it.
Makatoto
17-02-2005, 22:50
Jesussaves rocks! What a great guy.
The Hong Kong Fuse Box
17-02-2005, 22:50
I hope jesus saves sees this thread. Anyone reckon s/he will decipher the sarcasm?
Chicken pi
17-02-2005, 22:51
Jesus!

Shoots and scores!
Japfetish
17-02-2005, 22:51
Jesussaves had enabled me to bask in amusement, and for that I am greatful.
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 22:53
I hope jesus saves sees this thread. Anyone reckon s/he will decipher the sarcasm?
Begone infidel! You are not welcome in Jesussave's temple.
Reconditum
17-02-2005, 22:55
Can I join? I brought an Onion and a parrot.
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 22:55
Can I join? I brought an Onion and a parrot.
Offer them up on the altar and help yourself to a sacrificial virgin.
Loki1
17-02-2005, 22:56
and don't forget while we're at it to have someone write his relious texts about good living as we build his idol :D
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 22:57
Offer them up on the altar and help yourself to a sacrificial virgin.

Awww, shit. Anyone got an extra parrot?

I forgot mine and I want a virgin.
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 22:57
Awww, shit. Anyone got an extra parrot?

I forgot mine and I want a virgin.
You can go with our economy virgin, Chess Squares.
You Forgot Poland
17-02-2005, 22:58
I hope jesus saves sees this thread. Anyone reckon s/he will decipher the sarcasm?

What sarcasm?
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 22:59
You can go with our economy virgin, Chess Squares.

But Chess Squares has already been sacrificed. :(
The Burnsian Desert
17-02-2005, 23:00
*shouts from the meat locker*

Hey! Can anyone help me beat this sacrificial cow over the head? I picked her up a few minutes ago and she won't die...
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 23:01
*shouts from the meat locker*

Hey! Can anyone help me beat this sacrificial cow over the head? I picked her up a few minutes ago and she won't die...

*picks up wiffle ball bat*

I'm on my way.
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 23:02
But Chess Squares has already been sacrificed. :(
That's only a problem if you're not into that.
Arenestho
17-02-2005, 23:03
Yes let us all bask in his glory, he shall make a great torch in the darkness.
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 23:04
That's only a problem if you're not into that.

Oh, alright...

I can deal.

But I should get a real Jesussaves miracle for this.
Arammanar
17-02-2005, 23:05
Oh, alright...

I can deal.

But I should get a real Jesussaves miracle for this.
He can raise the dead, but you have to ask him nicely.
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 23:09
He can raise the dead, but you have to ask him nicely.

I'm afraid that won't work.

I don't care what you think. You cant even spell parrot.

He said that to me. :(

Woe is me!!! I am an outcast.

A curse on my poor spelling!
Nadkor
17-02-2005, 23:09
I'm afraid that won't work.



He said that to me. :(

Woe is me!!! I am an outcast.

A curse on my poor spelling!
well at least we know Jesussaves is a parrot
Drunk commies
17-02-2005, 23:12
I'm afraid that won't work.



He said that to me. :(

Woe is me!!! I am an outcast.

A curse on my poor spelling!
I'm sure he'll forgive you. He's into those nice Christian values.
Seosavists
17-02-2005, 23:13
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Cogitation
17-02-2005, 23:16
Possible flamebait. iLock pending Moderator review.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation