NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm just interested to see the results from this, wether people would want to be born as a human again.

A bird ( one of the birds on the top of the food chain :p ),
than i can fly. I'm dreaming frequently that i'm flying in the air.

A snakehead fish. I'd be a ferocious Chinese land walking fish that ravages North American ecosystems and bites children playing in lakes and rivers.

A sloth. Or a pig. But a superpowerful one of course.

Chasey Lain's underwear

I don't believe in it but if there such a thing I am going to be verry Pi*t Off! I didn't study as hard as I have just so I could do it all over again. The man better make me into a Shark or something cool like that.

a tree of course.... no, maybe a reptile (uh oh look out david icke!)

A butterfly. Nobody suspects the butterfly.

Thank you Bart Simpson.

Myrth :D

Would you really wanna be an animal with all the hunting that goes on today ?

I'd have to say a human again. Fresh start, you get to correct any mistakes in your previous life...

...If you can remember your previous life :confused:

A human, because humaning is what I do best.
Preferably a hot lesbian human. :p

I will not be reincarnated, I will reach nirvana.

As a woman

A woman with an insatiable sex drive, a bengal tiger, or a dolphin.

[violet]

a bone saw. duh.

hmm, i most probably won't reach enlightenment in my lifetime, so i'd want to be reincarnated as either Larrea tridentata which is a very long living plant, an elephant shrew, or some sort of thermophilic archaea

I voted Reptile to be awkward but I'd prefer to be reincarnated as a Moomin.

Me, so I could do it all over again - only better; wiser, stronger, more caring and with a little more time set aside for loving.

The greatest weight. – What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you thus: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence – even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!
Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?... Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?

A Diamond-Encrusted Siamese Fighting Potato with a Human brain and a loving family consisting of a wife-potato and some little potatolings.

A great mangaka, painter, or director. Either that or someone living in a future anarchist society.

Jude Law's postage stamps

a domestic cat. life would just be so easy

a domestic cat. life would just be so easy
Ah, damn. And I just put bird too.

Anyway, I'd be a mecha-eagle, soaring around the sky firing lasers from my eyes, eating children when I could get 'em. What a life!

i want to be reincarnated as a dog..preferably a rottweiler..most dogs lives are great, think about it:

1. no work
2. get to have lots of sleep
3. have sex with as many members of the opposite sex as posible and have no worries about the repercusions
4. and simplest things would amuse me :D

I'd say reptile because I get to live super long and plus they're mostly pretty big on the food chain.

Maybe a dog because dogs are sexy.

I want to be reincarnated in Sweden, and I'll grow a moustache.

i want to be reincarnated as a dog..preferably a rottweiler..most dogs lives are great, think about it:

1. no work
2. get to have lots of sleep
3. have sex with as many members of the opposite sex as posible and have no worries about the repercusions
4. and simplest things would amuse me :D
5. Get neutered/spayed

i want to be reincarnated as a dog..preferably a rottweiler..most dogs lives are great, think about it:

1. no work
2. get to have lots of sleep
3. have sex with as many members of the opposite sex as posible and have no worries about the repercusions
4. and simplest things would amuse me :D


5. Getting neutered/spayed (DrunkCommies)
6. Get hit repeatedly with a newspaper for no apparant reason.
7. Have to eat dog food.
8. Possibly have to stay outside (God forbid you live in the northern US).
9. Getting hit by automobiles.
10. Having bad breath every day of your life.
11. Only being able to lick your ass for amusement when you're by yourself.
12. Not being able to wipe your eye crust.
13. And worst of all...drum roll please...Fleas, ticks, and ringworms...OH, MY!!!

a domestic cat. life would just be so easy

If not a human, a cat supported by someone like me. I wouldn't mind being spayed. Sounds great to me.

I think I was an elf in a previous life...just one with bad eyesight.

I'll try being a girl next time. Just so I can complain all the time. Although I'm not down on the whole cycle thing, I'd like to skip that if you could arrange it.

Otherwise, I'd like to be reincarnated as God. Many say the position is open for filling.

A huamn. Preferably in a futuristic society where I'm geneticly modified and have some forign DNA in me that makes me all powerful. I'm so orginal

5. Getting neutered/spayed (DrunkCommies)
6. Get hit repeatedly with a newspaper for no apparant reason.
7. Have to eat dog food.
8. Possibly have to stay outside (God forbid you live in the northern US).
9. Getting hit by automobiles.
10. Having bad breath every day of your life.
11. Only being able to lick your ass for amusement when you're by yourself.
12. Not being able to wipe your eye crust.
13. And worst of all...drum roll please...Fleas, ticks, and ringworms...OH, MY!!!


Just think about it though, "hmmm, what will I do today? I Know!!! I'll lick my balls. My master has to convince his wife every night that he loves her, and then it's only a 10% chance. Why do I lick my balls? 'Cause I can."

*Making vague married remark. Not actually married and hoping for at least 80%

Being an atheist, I chose the Bullshit one.