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Purely out of interest. Not sure what I'd put, myself. Probably 'Live fast, still die old' ;) .

"When I said 'break a leg', it was a figure of speech!"

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Die Sonne scheint mit Glitzerstrahl
Die Fahrbahn ist ein graues Band
Weisse Streifen, gruener Rand
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Aus dem Lautsprecher klingt es dann:
Wir fahr'n auf der Autobahn...


Just because everyone should have some kraftwerk on their cast.

Hop it. :D

Dude.... my band has a song called "Live fast, die young"

Anyway:
"At least you have legs - LP"
"PS your daughter is HOT!"

"On ya bike"

Dude.... my band has a song called "Live fast, die young"

Dude, EVERY band has a song called 'Live fast, die young.' Mine did.

"For a good time...call 555- YUMM"

ask for Lou Lou

Dude, EVERY band has a song called 'Live fast, die young.' Mine did.

None of mine ever did. Although one band I was in had a song called "Drive fast, die stupid".

Dude.... my band has a song called "Live fast, die young"

Anyway:
"At least you have legs - LP"
"PS your daughter is HOT!"

you talking "real" or "e"?

I probably wouldn't write anything. People seem to have most of the jokes I know covered. Which narrows it down to drawing a quick poster advertising an ice-skating rink, or possibly red go-faster stripes.

you talking "real" or "e"?
Wouldn't you like to know? :fluffle:

i would draw a giant penis, in true "12 year old" fashion

I would write:

"Hey at least you didn't break your penis!" or

"How is your daughter and my kids, dad?"

Dude, EVERY band has a song called 'Live fast, die young.' Mine did.
I know...... but it's still a cool songtitle :fluffle:

None of mine ever did. Although one band I was in had a song called "Drive fast, die stupid".

Did you play the smoke signals in your band?

Wouldn't you like to know? :fluffle:


just for that.........


*puts glass of pickle juice on LP's head*

balance that! better not spill it...ick

"How is your daughter and my kids, dad?"
you would have kids with your sister?

"Write up for Purple Heart" :D

Get well soon dude is what I would write

Did you play the smoke signals in your band?

Nah ... drums ... the heads made from the stretched scalps of white men.

just for that.........


*puts glass of pickle juice on LP's head*

balance that! better not spill it...ick
*balances*
How about you give me a challenge? :p :fluffle:

*balances*
How about you give me a challenge? :p :fluffle:

heck no! last time i did that...you WON!

Nah ... drums ... the heads made from the stretched scalps of white men.



Big Keruvalia (http://www.tiscali.nl/images/6/9/Village.jpg)

Nice.

BTW were all of those gerbil and AIDs stories true?

Big Keruvalia (http://www.tiscali.nl/images/6/9/Village.jpg)

Nice.


Johnny-is that you in the cowboy hat? :eek:

heck no! last time i did that...you WON!
Come on.... raise the stakes :D

(no not like that.... dirty mind)

you would have kids with your sister?

Umm, no. Do you understand written speech?

I was saying how his daughters kids were actually made by me, and that I called him "dad" because of that fact. Are the bars open in Ireland right now?

Johnny-is that you in the cowboy hat? :eek:


No, I'm the electrician.

Come on.... raise the stakes :D

(no not like that.... dirty mind)



hmm.....

have to take a picture of you wearing a bra on your head and post it....and then i will ....hrm......what will i do? i will make my signature say " i worship legless pirates on a daily basis"

I was saying how his daughters kids were actually made by me, and that I called him "dad" because of that fact. Are the bars open in Ireland right now?
Yeah.... duh

Umm, no. Do you understand written speech?

I was saying how his daughters kids were actually made by me, and that I called him "dad" because of that fact. Are the bars open in Ireland right now?
calling him dad would mean that he is your dad

and if shes his daughter.....well...ill leave the rest to you

and its Ireland

the bars are always open

...you wearing a bra on your head ...
Coming up :D

(wait till monday)

Coming up :D

(wait till monday)

we shall see O- Legless-One :fluffle:


EDIT: You also have to hold up a sign while wearing the bra on your head that says "PEECHLAND ROCKS" or its no dice.

"For a good time...call 555- YUMM"

ask for Lou Lou
ROFLMAO!!! :D

ROFLMAO!!! :D

Don't know what you're laughing about. You're the one who has to sit and write all these on for us.

we shall see O- Legless-One :fluffle:


EDIT: You also have to hold up a sign while wearing the bra on your head that says "PEECHLAND ROCKS" or its no dice.


whats it gonna be LP?

calling him dad would mean that he is your dad

and its Ireland

the bars are always open

I call my father in law dad, it is normal in the states.

I was making a joke that you were most likely drunk, since you are Irish and all.

I call my father in law dad, it is normal in the states.

I was making a joke that you were most likely drunk, since you are Irish and all.
then you should have explained why you said dad instead of leaving us non-Americans to wonder why on earth you would want to have kids with your sister

not all Irish are always drunk, just most

Don't know what you're laughing about. You're the one who has to sit and write all these on for us.
Oh yeah. I'm writing them on the cast even as you type! :rolleyes:

Oh yeah. I'm writing them on the cast even as you type! :rolleyes:

Good! Get to work! Join my legion of late-middle aged injured slave-scribes!!!

Láttu þér batna sem fyrst félagi.

"Next time pay the bookie his money."

whats it gonna be LP?
What do I get in return? :fluffle:

What do I get in return? :fluffle:


I told you! I have to make my signature say something to the effect of "I worship the almighty Legless Pirates daily" or something. Will be seen on every post. Thats a fair trade I think.

"Howdy y'all!"

I
HEART
JOHN KERRY

I told you! I have to make my signature say something to the effect of "I worship the almighty Legless Pirates daily" or something. Will be seen on every post. Thats a fair trade I think.
That and....

I want pics too :(

EDIT: no almighty.... I'm not :eek:

That and....

I want pics too :(

EDIT: no almighty.... I'm not :eek:


ok the "great" LP then......more pics?! sheesh!

ok-but i wont be wearing a bra on my head in mine.

ok-but i wont be wearing a bra
How I wish you said this ----^ :(

Sorry :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

How I wish you said this ----^ :(

Sorry :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


:eek: you rascal!

well you asked for a challenge...its out there. I will wait and check the pic thread on Monday to see if the bra on head/peechland rocks challenge was met.
If not...my sig will say "Lp is a powder puff"

:eek: you rascal!

well you asked for a challenge...its out there. I will wait and check the pic thread on Monday to see if the bra on head/peechland rocks challenge was met.
If not...my sig will say "Lp is a powder puff"
Hey no fai.....

....hmmmm...


.... You'll get it. Just wait and see :fluffle:

What would you write on Eutrusca's cast?


"remove outer wrapper before cooking"

Hey Poppy....I heard that someone once sold their cast on e-bay after it was removed. You should do that!

Hey Poppy....I heard that someone once sold their cast on e-bay after it was removed. You should do that!
At least post pictures

As I so often accidentally do, I would write what I was saying at the time:

"Heeheehee, I can write whatever I want on here and you can't stop me. Oh, crap. Eutrusca, dude, put the spork down. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...Argh! My spleen!"

I'd write this:

*writes on cast*

At least post pictures

i dont have pics..i said i HEARD bout it. I havent bid on it or anything. ;)

i dont have pics..i said i HEARD bout it. I havent bid on it or anything. ;)
Sorry.... that was meant for Eutrusca, but as an addition to your post

Just because everyone should have some kraftwerk on their cast.
It's a must, ain't it?

Sorry.... that was meant for Eutrusca, but as an addition to your post

oh....sorry i yelled at you

oh....sorry i yelled at you
You'd better ..

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:fluffle:
(monday)

You'd better ..

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:fluffle:
(monday)


Monday indeed......

I'd write "its 4:38pm...and I'm going home"



then I'd do just that...... bye all... :fluffle: you tomorrow.

Not me... I have a gig tomorrow, and I'm not gonna be on till monday so here's :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: in advance