People who believe that _______ should be sentenced to ________!
Eutrusca
17-02-2005, 17:56
Just a little fun with poetic justice.
Examples:
People who believe anarchy is the best form of government should be sentenced to living out the remainder of their lives terrorized by armed biker gangs!
People who believe in creationism should be sentenced to a lifetime of reading the latest research on evolution!
People who believe in abortion should be sentenced to an eternity of being "partial birth abortions!"
People who believe abortion is wrong should be sentenced to living in a small room with so many other people in it that they're never able to sit down!
NOTE: Just because I use a particular belief as an example does NOT mean that I agree or disagree with any particular belief.
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 17:59
People who believe in anything should have nothing done to them by me other than a general feeling of disappointment.
Am I too apathetic for this discussion?.
Free Realms
17-02-2005, 18:02
People who watch MTV and enjoy it, should be shot.
Jordaxia
17-02-2005, 18:04
People who believe in their big brother should be trodden in the face with a boot for all time!
People who don't believe in santa should only recieve coal for christmas.
People who believe that all was created in spontaneity should permanently have random stuff happening to them, to the cheers theme tune.
People who believe that everything was organised should be forced to spend the rest of their life as accountants!
Andaluciae
17-02-2005, 18:05
People who believe in totalitarianism should be sentenced to live in a totalitarian state, where the opposite of their fundamental belief (nazism-communism) is the doctrine.
Drunk commies
17-02-2005, 18:08
People who listen to pop music should be condemned to listen to the Bay City Roller's Saturday Night at the highest volume possible without making them deaf for the rest of their lives.
McLeod03
17-02-2005, 18:10
People who believe in mountain-biking along major roads should be sentenced to six-eight weeks in a plaster cast.
Sorry Eutrusca, I couldn't resist.
Eutrusca
17-02-2005, 18:10
People who listen to pop music should be condemned to listen to the Bay City Roller's Saturday Night at the highest volume possible without making them deaf for the rest of their lives.
ROFLMAO!!! :D
Eutrusca
17-02-2005, 18:11
People who believe in mountain-biking along major roads should be sentenced to six-eight weeks in a plaster cast.
Sorry Eutrusca, I couldn't resist.
:p :p :p :p :p :p
Peechland
17-02-2005, 18:11
People who believe that Mariah Carey is a musical artist should be sentenced to 50 lashes!
Peechland
17-02-2005, 18:13
People who listen to pop music should be condemned to listen to the Bay City Roller's Saturday Night at the highest volume possible without making them deaf for the rest of their lives.
OH GOD! I had that album! I was what ....8?
"S-A-T-U-R ....-T-U-R.....DAY!"
"sa sa sa sa turday niiiiight!"
omg.......i can still hear the songs in my head. *looks around for loaded pistol*
Andaluciae
17-02-2005, 18:14
People who believe moisturizing hand creme is only for the ladies should be sentenced to an enternity of dry, cracking bloody knuckles.
(Gold Bond forever!!!!)
McLeod03
17-02-2005, 18:17
*Hands Peechland a loaded water pistol*
People who believe that chavs/townies/neds are superior should have any 'designer' clothes taken away, and told to get some individuality.
Drunk commies
17-02-2005, 18:18
People who are too politically correct should be mugged by a black transexual midget and forced to give an accurate description to the police.
Peechland
17-02-2005, 18:19
*Hands Peechland a loaded water pistol*
People who believe that chavs/townies/neds are superior should have any 'designer' clothes taken away, and told to get some individuality.
*shoots water in ears so that she cant hear the awfulness of the bay city rollers anymore*
thank you McLeod!!!