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Michael is everything a man could want in a man: beautiful, funny, intelligent, and able to support a full pint glass in his cleavage.

I would say his name says it all, however, that would be a horrible understatement...his majesty fills the room, as well as the rooms surrounding him. His furniture bows to him. And, he makes one hell of a cup of coffee...

Quoth the note on the door 'If you're going to fuck your boyfriend like a rabid gymnast, please move your bed away from the plaster. It's getting my apartment dusty.'

When a list of the history's greatest geniuses is made, Mike will beat out those hacks Einstein and Newton.


(No, this is not, in any way, tied to my life. I just felt like having a little fun for my 500th post.)

What the hell is that from?

Oh, by the way, I'm gracing this thread with my 5000th post since I can't figure out anything useful to do with it.
:D

1490 hurrah for pointless minestones, ten more till 1500
cleavage on a guy is.... not good but I can rest a beer on my gut :D

Michael is everything a man could want in a man: beautiful, funny, intelligent, and able to support a full pint glass in his cleavage.

I can support glasses with my cleavage. Not sure if it was a pint glass though.

...

'TMI'? Why, whatever do you mean?

All the shit I've always wanted to say, but never had an opportunity that wouldn't get me banned. I think I'll declare that the purpose of this thread- whatever clever stuff you've never had a chance to say. Well, the "furnitiure" one's from The Straight Dope.

It's my attempt to get a custom title. I'd like "Cunning Linguist," but I'd settle for "First Among Equals."

It's my attempt to get a custom title. I'd like "Cunning Linguist," but I'd settle for "First Among Equals."

Oooh, I want a custom title too! Like, say 'serving wench'. Or 'harem girl'. Or 'Serial Necromancer', like on the other forum I used to frequent.
Yeahh... *<insert nostalgia here>*

Hm... I wonder what my post number is?
*too lazy to, like, look it up or something*
Probably pretty low though... as the phrase goes, "I like to watch"

wha-cha!
you guys are too good at this :p

my fun thought of the day: Fuck Abstinence :fluffle:

What the hell is that from?

Oh, by the way, I'm gracing this thread with my 5000th post since I can't figure out anything useful to do with it.
:D
Thats such a waste of a 5000th are you on the Dole?HA AH

So Shead im guessing you havent failed the pencil test yet??????????? :D

as the phrase goes, "I like to watch"
I was like that but my doctor told me to get more exercise so here I am posting hard. You should see the muscles on my mouse arm

Hm... I wonder what my post number is?
*too lazy to, like, look it up or something*
82.
It says in the info box next to your posts.
Probably pretty low though... as the phrase goes, "I like to watch"
Hey, that's the title of that song Chris Korda did...
That's a really fucked-up song...

So Shead im guessing you havent failed the pencil test yet??????????? :D

Pencil.... test?

Why do those words strike fear into my heart so? *starts packing to move to Europa*
*hopes she's spelt 'Europa' correctly. Damn crazy moon names*

82.
It says in the info box next to your posts.


Yeah, thanks... but i just meant that I didn't feel like looking it somewhere else, so I just posted to find out. *Not quite that "n00bish", as it were*

If not for cleavage, I don't think I could ever finish high school.

If not for cleavage, I don't think I could ever finish high school.

TeHeHe.. Cleavage......
So yeah - I feel mature

So yeah - I feel mature
That's not a good thing, but we can probably fix it.

If not for cleavage, I don't think I could ever finish high school.

'Caffeine'. I'm pretty sure you mean 'caffeine'.

Or not. Neh.

Pencil.... test?

Why do those words strike fear into my heart so? *starts packing to move to Europa*
*hopes she's spelt 'Europa' correctly. Damn crazy moon names*
Ah the pencil test is the placing of a pencil under the bossom(i like that word so retro :D )and if it is held then gravity is taking over. :eek: :(

Mostly happens to the old and child bearing.

Ah the pencil test is the placing of a pencil under the bossom(i like that word so retro :D )and if it is held then gravity is taking over. :eek: :(

Mostly happens to the old and child bearing.

o.O

O...kay. Well, no. No failing for me then. Still moving to Europa though.

o.O

O...kay. Well, no. No failing for me then. Still moving to Europa though.
Eh ill follow you. :eek:
Beat you in the cricket Nah NAh ne NAh NAh. :D

Six legs hath a Katydid.

Katy Donell, had two, in the air.

Part of me still misses those days.

I am sure you can all guess which part.

Eh ill follow you. :eek:
Beat you in the cricket Nah NAh ne NAh NAh. :D

I don't follow cricket so nah nah ne nah nah. And also, I have no idea who 'you' are, or who you think 'we' are, so >.>

'If you're going to fuck your boyfriend like a rabid gymnast,
My gf is a rabid gymnast. IT's true. They're horny ass SOBs. and ever so flexible *drools* :D

yey i have [INSERTNUMBEROFPOSTSHERE] number of posts, fluffles for everyone
I'm not seeing any fluffles. and will frown :mad: , like that, until I do.

I'm not seeing any fluffles. and will frown :mad: , like that, until I do.
:fluffle:

:fluffle:
:D :fluffle:

Just in case I ever do get married, I need some help.

I know I'm gonna put Pearl Jam's "Betterman" on my playlist, and I doubt that a relationship with me would survive if they wouldn't let me add The Replacements' "Nobody." As much of 3EB's first album as possible will be fit in. But I need something by Sublime. Would "Ball and Chain" or "Saw Red" (the normal, not the Gwen Stefani group project) work better? Howsabout "Chica Me Tipo?"

Anything else in the "Bands you could argue as Punk/Grunge/Ska" list that'd fit? Nirvana's "Breed" can't apply, since I couldn't breed with another guy anyway, so don't bother mentioning it. I'm contemplating "Last dance with MaryJane" if I invite my ex.