NationStates Jolt Archive


What to do

Autocraticama
17-02-2005, 06:12
www.savetoby.com

so....what would you do in this situation?
Slinao
17-02-2005, 06:15
pull a chair up and say, wheres the ketchup? :sniper:

I don't think I would send money. One, paying a guy so that he won't be a prick......isn't that what jail and politics is for?

That and its just rabbit, all I have to say is, he better not be jewish, cause Rabbit isn't kosher



Edit: course now I wonder if I could get 14k for saying I'm going to eat a poor defenseless animal, maybe do it with a clown fish and call it, Saving Nemo.
Soviet Narco State
17-02-2005, 06:16
I just pledged $20,000.
Nation of Fortune
17-02-2005, 06:17
People are actually donating to that? That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of in my life. That guy is just trying to get some easy money.
Justifidians
17-02-2005, 06:18
www.savetoby.com

so....what would you do in this situation?

Fire up the grill, time to eat ;)
Soviet Narco State
17-02-2005, 06:28
Holy $hit! It says at the bottom of the site he made $14,000 from this scam! Somebody get me a baby seal and a woodchipper!
Randomea
17-02-2005, 06:35
Jeez, that website's had a thorough revamp since I last saw it...and he's got richer.
Poor Toby, someone tip off the RSPCA by June 30th?
Vittos Ordination
17-02-2005, 06:54
I'm going to start a website called fucktoby.com, where people donate money so that I can have enough to buy it and eat it myself.
Aquinion
17-02-2005, 07:09
Man, I don't know what's worse, that he is holding a rabbit hostage on the web for $50,000, or that he thought of it first... :mad:

Seriously, let him eat the damn thing and save your money. If you want to help save a rabbit, I've got a family living under my porch that could probably use a home (other than mine).
The South Islands
17-02-2005, 07:26
Damn, this guy made 14k in donations, for essensially nothing.

Quick, what animal is cuter than a bunny?
Hammolopolis
17-02-2005, 07:29
Damn, this guy made 14k in donations, for essensially nothing.

Quick, what animal is cuter than a bunny?
Baby seal.
Incenjucarania
17-02-2005, 07:36
Meh.

Bunny tastes like sweet chicken. Seriously.

Delicious stuff, at least if you get it in the wild. Dunno about domestic bunnies.

Heck, Thumper tastes hella better than Bambi. Bambi, when you don't cut the fat out, tastes and smells like lamb, I'm told, and, appearantly, I really don't like lamb.

I wish the guy would at least share in the bunny meat.
The South Islands
17-02-2005, 07:48
Attention People of Earth

I am now holding a Baby Seal hostage. If I do not recieve 100,000 United States Dollars by the end of Febuary, I will BBQ the Seal, and sell the pelt to Alaskan Inuits.

This is your only warning.
Bogstonia
17-02-2005, 08:17
Meh.

Bunny tastes like sweet chicken. Seriously.

Delicious stuff, at least if you get it in the wild. Dunno about domestic bunnies.

Heck, Thumper tastes hella better than Bambi. Bambi, when you don't cut the fat out, tastes and smells like lamb, I'm told, and, appearantly, I really don't like lamb.
I wish the guy would at least share in the bunny meat.

Apparantly....don't you know?
Boonytopia
17-02-2005, 13:08
Plenty more rabbits where that one came from, may as well let him eat it.
Chicken pi
17-02-2005, 13:12
Damn, this guy made 14k in donations, for essensially nothing.

Quick, what animal is cuter than a bunny?

You could get a whole menagerie of cute animals, like puppies, kittens, baby seals and rabbits.
Whinging Trancers
17-02-2005, 13:16
Laugh and then get on with life.
Patra Caesar
17-02-2005, 13:17
You could get a whole menagerie of cute animals, like puppies, kittens, baby seals and rabbits.

You know rabbits and kangaroos have huge populations that need to be culled from time to time, I've always rather advocated selling the excesses to other countries in the live export trade rather than shooting them, except those vermin rabbits. Guess this means I won't be sending money to prevent him from eating a pest.

I just pledged $20,000.

You've got to be kidding, right?

I'm going to start a website called fucktoby.com, where people donate money so that I can have enough to buy it and eat it myself.

I'd donate to that, if I had money!:D
Lapse
17-02-2005, 13:23
i'd say fuck the little bunny(actually...no i retract that, it just sounds nasty), decapitate it. JUST KILL THE FURRY LITTLE LIVING PIECE OF TOILET PAPER!

ok, i might be somewhat biased being Australian where cute littly bunny wabbit=big fucking pest, but i still think they should just kill it.

I'd tell a really funny story from my school camp, except I cant be bothered typing it out.

also, i think its bad enought that the guy is actually letting it live, let alone charging people. Seriously, someone should report this to the FBI or whatever cops tehre are around..., they might be able to kill the little rabbit properly.
Lapse
17-02-2005, 13:24
lol, if you actualy follow the link, it says that they are not able to recieve any more money.

Error Detected
This recipient is currently unable to receive money.
Schnappslant
17-02-2005, 13:46
I don't know about eating it/releasing it. I just want a savetoby hat.. maybe a thong too.

genius
Greedy Pig
17-02-2005, 17:19
Shit.. lil wabbit making me hungry.
Ali Ao Lado
17-02-2005, 17:28
AHHAHAHHA

This is the funniest thing I've seen in the past days!

Shoot the damn bunny! With fries on the side... :sniper:

I would pay him, just for the laught I'm having.
Toujours-Rouge
17-02-2005, 17:50
There's no way i believe he's made 14k from this, noone's that stupid! Are they?

He wasnt the first person to do it. Altho i can't remember the url now there was a guy who started a competition concerning him tying a hamster to a heluim balloon and letting it float off. He had two funds - the 'save' fund and the 'kill' fund, you could donate for either and whichever side was highest on teh deadline won. Far more fun than this 'save toby' rubbish :P