Bin Laden - breaking news!
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Well, now we know - hes either dead or alive
EmoBuddy
17-02-2005, 02:31
Thank goodness he's not an undead zombie!!! :eek:
Bodies Without Organs
17-02-2005, 02:32
Well, know we know - hes either dead or alive
Well, that rules out him sharing a hiding palce with Schrodinger's cat then.
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 02:32
Dead or alive?. Bugger. I've just loast a tenner.
The Emperor Fenix
17-02-2005, 02:37
Bah, and i had a tenner on Zombie Laden... still we cant win them all.
:confused: Is there something we don't already know?
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 02:39
:confused: Is there something we don't already know?
Yes. Bin laden is either dead or alive. Keep up with the news.
Pwnsylvakia
17-02-2005, 02:39
I knew it!
The Emperor Fenix
17-02-2005, 02:40
Yes. Bin laden is either dead or alive. Keep up with the news.
I for one find this quite a weight off my mind.
The Great Leveller
17-02-2005, 02:51
Put this together with the fact we know "He is either inside Afghanistan or he isn't." (Tommy Franks). It seems like the noose is tightening around him.
Reaper_2k3
17-02-2005, 02:55
Bin Laden is dead or alive and may or may not be in a case which may or may not be in afghanistan which is a real or fake place
Soviet Narco State
17-02-2005, 02:58
I'm calling it, Bin laden is dead, but the CIA made a CGI Ossama by taking Jar Jar Binks cutting off the ears, adding a beard and changing his accent.
Well, that rules out him sharing a hiding palce with Schrodinger's cat then.
Ah, but it would've been so easy if he had been. All you have to do is solve the problem! Oh, wait...
Calricstan
17-02-2005, 03:02
Hah! That's exactly what I've been saying all along, but they wouldn't listen. Well, maybe this will teach them!
Either that, or it won't.
Gnomish Republics
17-02-2005, 03:07
What's the third option?
The Great Leveller
17-02-2005, 03:14
What's the third option?
Being dead and alive?
What's the third option?
Him being trapped in a hypothetical dimension with Schrodinger's Cat.
I think you're looking for the fourth option! :rolleyes:
Fourth option...NEVER EXISTED!!! Muhahaha!!!
Santa Barbara
17-02-2005, 03:22
Put this together with the fact we know "He is either inside Afghanistan or he isn't." (Tommy Franks). It seems like the noose is tightening around him.
In all fairness to General Franks, he wasn't speaking for the perspective of people wondering where OBL was in the world, but what his thoughts on the matter as it related specifically to his job. As a general he has to be practical, and from his logical viewpoint either OBL was in Afghanistan (the area of conflict, where a general has to focus on), or he wasn't (and therefore irrelevant, since General Franks was only concerned with Afghanistan and army activities there).
In other words you're taking that out of context just to make leaders look like fools (when they're not, at least in this case).
Fourth option...NEVER EXISTED!!! Muhahaha!!!
*Brain Explodes*
...and that scares me, because Quantum Mechanics doesn't!
Bodies Without Organs
17-02-2005, 03:34
In all fairness to General Franks, he wasn't speaking for the perspective of people wondering where OBL was in the world, but what his thoughts on the matter as it related specifically to his job. As a general he has to be practical, and from his logical viewpoint either OBL was in Afghanistan (the area of conflict, where a general has to focus on), or he wasn't (and therefore irrelevant, since General Franks was only concerned with Afghanistan and army activities there).
In other words you're taking that out of context just to make leaders look like fools (when they're not, at least in this case).
You are ignoring the very real possibility that as General Franks spoke these words Bin Laden was straddling the Afghan border with exactly 50% of his body in Afghanistan and 50% of his body in, say, Pakistan.
Santa Barbara
17-02-2005, 03:36
You are ignoring the very real possibility that as General Franks spoke these words Bin Laden was straddling the Afghan border with exactly 50% of his body in Afghanistan and 50% of his body in, say, Pakistan.
Yes, yes I am.
Myrmidonisia
17-02-2005, 03:43
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Well, now we know - hes either dead or alive
Thank goodness for experts!
Keruvalia
17-02-2005, 03:45
He's alive ... we just split a pizza.
don't know about you guys, but i'll sleep well tonight.
Eridanus
17-02-2005, 03:50
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Well, now we know - hes either dead or alive
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAH! That's funny! AHAHAHAHAHHA!
New Genoa
17-02-2005, 03:53
This is bullshit don't believe it bin laden is actually a zombie and he doesn't exist because I just saw him disappear into the fabric of space, time, and geometry so maybe he's in the 3rd dimension chilling with tron as a zombie.
Deo Garricko
17-02-2005, 03:58
Thank goodness he's not an undead zombie!!! :eek:
I think it was the Weekly World News, but around late June one of the tabloids said Osama was buying zombies from Haiti to use as suicide soldiers. And that he initiated all the turnoil in Haiti in order to facilitate the export of the zombies.
Irawana Japan
17-02-2005, 04:00
Lies, Osama is a level 15 Necromancer Lich.
This is bullshit don't believe it bin laden is actually a zombie and he doesn't exist because I just saw him disappear into the fabric of space, time, and geometry so maybe he's in the 3rd dimension chilling with tron as a zombie.
Don't you mean the fifth dimension? We live in a 4-dimentional world... (Time, children! Time!)
Lies, Osama is a level 15 Necromancer Lich.
Well, i'm level 16! I raise the undead to whoop the foo's ass! <- *Bad Mr.T reference*
I know where Bin Laden is.
I ate him.
He is with my tuna salad now.