NationStates Jolt Archive


Have you eaten Dolphin? When? Where?

31
17-02-2005, 02:15
When I was six I ate dolphin in a seafood restaurant. Dolphin, when not being used to flavor tuna, doesn't taste so good. Nevertheless my parents told me to clean my plate. I did. Have you ever supped upon the delicacy?
Jayastan
17-02-2005, 02:17
When I was six I ate dolphin in a seafood restaurant. Dolphin, when not being used to flavor tuna, doesn't taste so good. Nevertheless my parents told me to clean my plate. I did. Have you ever supped upon the delicacy?


ewww dude ewww
New Sancrosanctia
17-02-2005, 02:19
i eat only tuna-safe dolphin.
31
17-02-2005, 02:22
How can you be sure it is dolphin safe? I couldn't say that I would trust the company who made it.
New Sancrosanctia
17-02-2005, 02:24
read my post again. you'll find all the answers you need.
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 02:25
i eat only tuna-safe dolphin.

How can you be sure it is tuna-safe?. Everyone knows tuna is more stupid than dolphins. They could be hiring lazy fishermen.
31
17-02-2005, 02:25
oh my God, I now admit to being horrible stupid.
31
17-02-2005, 02:26
horribly! horribly! damn I compounded it. . .
New Sancrosanctia
17-02-2005, 02:28
How can you be sure it is tuna-safe?. Everyone knows tuna is more stupid than dolphins. They could be hiring lazy fishermen.
the dolphins are bred in captivity. Then sodomized to death with red hot bits of iron. I eat only the best. :D
EmoBuddy
17-02-2005, 02:29
They used to eat dolphin in medeival times. (This semi-relevant/random fact sponsored by EmoBuddy(R).)
The Emperor Fenix
17-02-2005, 02:29
Ive never knowingly eaten dolphin. But then im not a fan of seafood really. Im sort of scared of the sea.
EmoBuddy
17-02-2005, 02:30
the dolphins are bred in captivity. Then sodomized to death with red hot bits of iron. I eat only the best. :D
It's tuna safe as well - they always save half the dolphin to feed the next generation of little dolphinlings. Brilliant, huh?
Bolol
17-02-2005, 02:31
(Wonders if it's good deep-fried)
31
17-02-2005, 02:31
try whale! I had it in 2000 when I went for a day trip to Osaka. I have a friend in Greenpeace and I wanted to really make her angry. Exspensive as hell! 80.00 for four pieces of whale sashimi and some soup. Tastes like beef, looks like beef, hey wait just a damn minute. . . .
EmoBuddy
17-02-2005, 02:33
try whale! I had it in 2000 when I went for a day trip to Osaka. I have a friend in Greenpeace and I wanted to really make her angry. Exspensive as hell! 80.00 for four pieces of whale sashimi and some soup. Tastes like beef, looks like beef, hey wait just a damn minute. . . .
And don't forget the Himilayan Platypus Bird! Now THAT is some fine dining.

EDIT: Way to go to piss of Greenpeace person! w00t! *gives 31 a high-five* *notes to self that 31 has a confusing name*
Saipea
17-02-2005, 02:33
try whale! I had it in 2000 when I went for a day trip to Osaka. I have a friend in Greenpeace and I wanted to really make her angry. Exspensive as hell! 80.00 for four pieces of whale sashimi and some soup. Tastes like beef, looks like beef, hey wait just a damn minute. . . .

It was dog from Korea, wasn't it?
The Emperor Fenix
17-02-2005, 02:34
And of course as we all know, the one delicacy we must all try before we die is the common Diamond Encrusted Siamese Fighting Potato.
31
17-02-2005, 02:34
trembling now in fear. . .dog? oh god no!
New Sancrosanctia
17-02-2005, 02:35
It's tuna safe as well - they always save half the dolphin to feed the next generation of little dolphinlings. Brilliant, huh?
it's a well oiled machine.
31
17-02-2005, 02:37
And don't forget the Himilayan Platypus Bird! Now THAT is some fine dining.

EDIT: Way to go to piss of Greenpeace person! w00t! *gives 31 a high-five* *notes to self that 31 has a confusing name*

My name confusing? It was the only thing the Nation States thingy let me have! weeping. I tried and tried and it always said... already taken!!
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 02:37
trembling now in fear. . .dog? oh god no!

What's wrong with dog?. Some people.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-02-2005, 02:42
i like....cookies
mmm dog...
Bolol
17-02-2005, 02:43
I'm gonna need several gallons of BBQ Sauce...
31
17-02-2005, 02:45
Try Thai sweet chili sauce. such bliss, such heaven. Am watching daytime Japanese tv with my wife. Bushi fighting, slicing with not a drop of blood present. Would do the A-Team proud.
EmoBuddy
17-02-2005, 03:06
My name confusing? It was the only thing the Nation States thingy let me have! weeping. I tried and tried and it always said... already taken!!
Ok, then I can only assume the name you were tring to obtain was a variant of "Pretty Pony Princess." Welcome aboard, P^3! :)
EmoBuddy
17-02-2005, 03:08
And of course as we all know, the one delicacy we must all try before we die is the common Diamond Encrusted Siamese Fighting Potato.
oh yeah....what about the rare Rhinestone-Sprinkled Antarctic Pacifist Cauliflower?
31
17-02-2005, 03:25
Ok, then I can only assume the name you were tring to obtain was a variant of "Pretty Pony Princess." Welcome aboard, P^3! :)

Actually I tried " Pink Pony Princess" but it was taken.
Takuma
17-02-2005, 03:51
Dolphins are hawt! ;) j/k! Don't kill me! :p
Waju
18-02-2005, 03:49
When I was six I ate dolphin in a seafood restaurant. Dolphin, when not being used to flavor tuna, doesn't taste so good. Nevertheless my parents told me to clean my plate. I did. Have you ever supped upon the delicacy?

Did you Dolphin the mammal, or Ddlphin the fish, a.k.a. Mahi Mahi? Cause Mahi Mahi is pretty good, and almost all restaurants I've seen list it as Dolphin.