What false idols are we worshipping?
You Forgot Poland
16-02-2005, 22:23
Well, Jesussaves never dio get that poll up, so:
Who's gonna save you, sucka?
Super-power
16-02-2005, 22:24
I worship the smiley false idol: :)
Scouserlande
16-02-2005, 22:26
My Broze Bust of Mao.
It live by my bed
I kiss him goodnight
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 22:26
I worship people at random. It seems to make them happy when it's their turn. :)
ProMonkians
16-02-2005, 22:27
Zeus, man he sure did some crazy things in order to get laid.
Drunk commies
16-02-2005, 22:28
My Hero, George W. Bush. Who could ask for a better object of worship? He smites the unworthy, and rewards the just (Rich CEOs and Haliburton stock owners)
Free Soviets
16-02-2005, 22:31
jack chick
all shall worship him or face hellfire! look upon him and tremble!
The Great Leveller
16-02-2005, 22:35
Zeus, man he sure did some crazy things in order to get laid.
Though you have to wonder what type of girl falls in love with a swan.
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2005, 22:37
Lenny's dad's old hunting trophy.
ProMonkians
16-02-2005, 22:39
Though you have to wonder what type of girl falls in love with a swan.
A girl with class no doubt. Round 'bout my place they'd settle for a goose.
Vittos Ordination
16-02-2005, 22:39
http://mexicanelvis.freeservers.com/Melvis.jpg
Jayastan
16-02-2005, 22:50
I and all girls i have met worship my golden rod of pleasure
Andaluciae
16-02-2005, 22:57
You forgot Myrth.
You Forgot Poland
16-02-2005, 22:57
I and all girls i have met worship my golden rod of pleasure
You could have been more classy about it and just voted for John Shaft. Ladies go for a bit of that stylish euphemism.
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The Divine and Holy Church of the Acorn
Our divine prophet is the squirell, who consumed the divine acorn that was cast from the divine oak. By mimicing its life we find true understanding of the world around us, and by talking like a one we have divine protection.
All Hail the Mighty Twig and Acorns, and the holy furry squirell
Legless Pirates
17-02-2005, 00:02
A-NI-MAL! A-NI-MAL! :headbang:
Personal responsibilit
17-02-2005, 00:07
Rather than give a facitious answer to your question...
I believe that the Idol we are most prone to worship at this day and age is ourselves. Whether in the form of personal greed, selfishness, selfish disregard of others, persuit of indulgence and entertainment or in the form of worshiping human intelligence, capacity, science and government, either way our focus is on that which tends to degrade humanity rather that the only thing that has the capacity to elivate it. IMO
Willamena
17-02-2005, 00:07
It's probably been said before, but isn't putting the word "false" infront of "idol" a redundancy? Are there any true idols (besides Billy)?
The Alma Mater
17-02-2005, 00:12
It's probably been said before, but isn't putting the word "false" infront of "idol" a redundancy?
Not if you have a religion that allows worship of objects.
Cyrian space
17-02-2005, 01:34
Douglas Adams does not appear on the list. There must be holy war between us!
Jjuulliiaann
17-02-2005, 01:38
Jimi Hendrix.
Asmodean
17-02-2005, 01:39
*pounders* Good question.. What do I belive in..
Teh Cameron Clan
17-02-2005, 02:47
hmmm lets see, i either worship my computer or... THIS :fluffle: ! lol had to use teh fluffle :P