A thread completely unrelated to politics!!! OMG!!!!
Roach-Busters
16-02-2005, 22:18
Okay, so this might not be the most brilliant thread ever, but at least it's a change from all the pro/anti-U.S., pro/anti-gay marriage, et. al.
What do you think made the dinosaurs extinct?
Peechland
16-02-2005, 22:20
McDonalds is the culprit....their Nuggets. I bet its made from dinosaurs. It cant be chicken. :confused:
Super-power
16-02-2005, 22:21
The meteorologist - he controls the weather, after all :)
ProMonkians
16-02-2005, 22:22
Okay, so this might not be the most brilliant thread ever, but at least it's a change from all the pro/anti-U.S., pro/anti-gay marriage, et. al.
What do you think made the dinosaurs extinct?
Scenario 1:
Gay marrage happened, then baby dinos stopped being made, leading to world extinction.
Scenario 2:
Abortion was made too easy, all baby dinos were aborted, leading to world extinction.
Scenario 3:
The USA 'liberated' them with the resulting colateral damage causing world extinction.
:D
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 22:23
Wedgies. They wedgied eachother to death.
T-rex was so angry about the fact that his forelimbs were too short to masturbate with that he killed all the other dinos. Then the T-rexs (rexes?) all killed each other because they were all homophobic but they all looked like they had limp wrists.
It's all the fault of the forelimbs of the T-rex.
Occidio Multus
16-02-2005, 22:26
sorry to bust your balls roach, but this will most likely lead off into an evolution/creation type of brawl
i commend your braveness and ingenuity, however. :)
Dave did it. Its always Dave, he just can't leave things alone! :D
Roach-Busters
16-02-2005, 22:27
sorry to bust your balls roach, but this will most likely lead off into an evolution/creation type of brawl
i commend your braveness and ingenuity, however. :)
Thanks. :)
sorry to bust your balls roach, but this will most likely lead off into an evolution/creation type of brawl
i commend your braveness and ingenuity, however. :)
Bah, T-rex will kill them too.
Qordalis
16-02-2005, 22:31
I blame the Verneshot.
http://www.meta-religion.com/Archaeology/Other/verneshot_cause_of_dinosuars.htm
*groan*
Like this isn't political...I'm going to tell Jesussaves to come in here...
Scouserlande
16-02-2005, 22:33
ME
Or time traveling Nazis, i saw them there too
Vittos Ordination
16-02-2005, 22:34
Dave did it. Its always Dave, he just can't leave things alone! :D
Sometimes its the butler.
Occidio Multus
16-02-2005, 22:35
*groan*
Like this isn't political...I'm going to tell Jesussaves to come in here...
see, i told you guys. ;)
Andaluciae
16-02-2005, 22:35
For another thread completely unrelated to politics, come vote on my thread!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398259
Armed Bookworms
16-02-2005, 22:43
The Raelians did it.
ProMonkians
16-02-2005, 22:45
If the dinosaurs are extinct then could somebody please explain to me how they filmed the movies: Jurasic Park, Jurasic Park 2: The Lost World, and Jurasic Park 3?
Count Sacula
16-02-2005, 22:53
Why won't everyone accept the truth. Dinosaurs were tiny in the pants and couldn't get the breeding job done.
Scouserlande
16-02-2005, 22:54
Why won't everyone accept the truth. Dinosaurs were tiny in the pants and couldn't get the breeding job done.
I agree we should compare notes and publish a book.
Dinosaurs were crap in bed
Qordalis
16-02-2005, 22:57
Sometimes its the butler.
It's always the butler.
Hmm ... maybe the butler caused the Verneshot?
Scenario 1:
Gay marrage happened, then baby dinos stopped being made, leading to world extinction.
Scenario 2:
Abortion was made too easy, all baby dinos were aborted, leading to world extinction.
Scenario 3:
The USA 'liberated' them with the resulting colateral damage causing world extinction.
:D
Oh Oh OH I like this one!
Andaluciae
16-02-2005, 23:14
As I know Bob Dole personally, he assures me he was the dominant force in the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Roach-Busters
16-02-2005, 23:24
As I know Bob Dole personally, he assures me he was the dominant force in the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Lol :p
http://www.livejournal.com/users/keelay/50750.html#cutid1
Inspired by this thread. Thanks guys. :D
Dinosaurs still exist. You should see the ancient computer we have in the bedroom.
Roach-Busters
17-02-2005, 00:56
bump
Jayastan
17-02-2005, 01:13
My flash thread was locked that makes me sad
Legless Pirates
17-02-2005, 01:15
My flash thread was locked that makes me sad
awwww :fluffle:
C-anadia
17-02-2005, 01:49
Ok what happened was The supergerman (adolf hitler) went back in time to find the missing link(or the original version of Mein Kampf) and then discovered that there were Jewish dinosaurs the were in camps, so what he did was he took the first A-bomb and tested it out on all the Jewish dinosaurs, it worked. But that only killed the Jewish Dinosaurs, but he never found Mein Kampf which is why the germans lost the war.(It had secrets about how to build the Moon bomb). Anyways as the dinosaurs tryed to cope without the Jewish dinosaurs along came AC/DC and "Thunderstruck" some of the dinosaurs to death with their same ol' riffs in every song. The rest of the dinos just kinda walked off cliffs. the end.
Eternal Dragon DPRK
17-02-2005, 01:54
They found bob marley and immigrated to rasta land.....Where they made rasta pasta and forgot about breeding because they were too high to do anything....
Thus they became extinct....
They didn't go extinct. They built a time machine and zoomed to the future. They'll be back, mark my words *cackles like a maniac, wringing hands together and swinging wildly in a rocking chair*
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 02:21
God killed the dinosaurs. That's what I heard. Either that or Bob Dole ate them.