Can't piss? Get pissed!
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 21:40
It's interesting that on television nowadays one can be pissed off, but they can't take a piss.
Isn't it odd? You can be pissed, but can't piss. :confused:
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 21:43
That really pisses me off. :mad:
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 21:44
That really pisses me off. :mad:
As long as you're not pissed on, you're fine. :)
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 21:47
Nah, I have enough length to avoid pant splatter. :)
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 21:47
Pissed as in shit faced?
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 21:49
Pissed as in shit faced?
Ooh. good question.
Can you be pissed while you're pissed?
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 21:50
Ooh. good question.
Can you be pissed while you're pissed?
I can't. I love everyone when I'm pissed
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 21:51
Pissed as in shit faced?
I don't know, I tend not to get pissed when I'm pissed. Though I must admit - I do piss a lot more when I'm pissed, and sometimes that pisses people off, then they're pissed, all while being pissed. Sheesh.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 21:51
I can't. I love everyone when I'm pissed
Some people do indeed get pissed while they are pissed though. Until they piss. But that can't be discussed on television. :(
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 21:52
Some people do indeed get pissed while they are pissed though. Until they piss. But that can't be discussed on television. :(
I've seen people get pissed off because they're pissed on by some pissed dude.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 21:54
I've seen people get pissed off because they're pissed on by some pissed dude.
Some people get pissy when they get pissy. :)
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 21:54
Theres nothing worse than a pissed pissing match, not a pissing match as in swordfighting mind you (which is a fun way to piss if you can piss like that) but a pissing match involving two people who are pissed off (generaly because they are unable to piss while they're pissed - thus releiving the tension that caused them to get pissed while being pissed in the first place).
I like swordfights! :)
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 21:56
*Pissssssssssssssssss*
"Sounds like something leaking"
"Well... duh"
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 22:00
*Pissssssssssssssssss*
"Sounds like something leaking"
"Well... duh"
*hears LP pissing, and starts pissing beside him*
SWORDFIGHT!!!!!!
*the piss clashes, splashing a little on LP's wooden leg*
Oh geez dude! Im sorry! Ive pissed on you while pissing, Im so pissed! I hope youre not pissed at me!!! Lets not get into another pissing match! :(
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 22:04
*hears LP pissing, and starts pissing beside him*
SWORDFIGHT!!!!!!
*the piss clashes, splashing a little on LP's wooden leg*
Oh geez dude! Im sorry! Ive pissed on you while pissing, Im so pissed! I hope youre not pissed at me!!! Lets not get into another pissing match! :(
Swordfight? Is that how you call it?
Hey, dude. I'm not getting pissed over a little piss
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 22:08
Swordfight? Is that how you call it?
Hey, dude. I'm not getting pissed over a little piss
*tucks away sword*
Aww thats so nice of you not to get pissed!
Id shake your hand, but I like to wash after I've pissed! :)
New Sancrosanctia
16-02-2005, 22:11
Dude, of course they're pissed off. They don't get to pee!
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2005, 22:13
*tucks away sword*
Aww thats so nice of you not to get pissed!
Id shake your hand, but I like to wash after I've pissed! :)
Not me. :)
Scouserlande
16-02-2005, 22:15
Getting Pissed is being excessively drunk, get it right ya bloody yanks, with your grammatical axe mudery
Peechland
16-02-2005, 22:17
You guys are full of piss.
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 22:19
*tucks away sword*
Aww thats so nice of you not to get pissed!
Id shake your hand, but I like to wash after I've pissed! :)
*pats Lasc on the back*
Piss off
Shivan_rathi
16-02-2005, 22:21
what if someone is nither pissed nor pissed, what are they then?
and if someone if pissed and is pissing people off does that make them pissy? and if they are also getting pissed are they also pissy then as well?
But what if someone is pissing, does that mean they are helping to get everyone else pissed?
One of lifes many unanswerable never ending questions...
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 22:31
*pats Lasc on the back*
Piss off
*pisses off* :(
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 22:39
*pisses off* :(
(It was the only meaning of "piss" not yet used :fluffle: )
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 23:11
(It was the only meaning of "piss" not yet used :fluffle: )
Aww - thats so sweet, Id piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire :)
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 23:12
Aww - thats so sweet, Id piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire :)
Piss on these instead (http://www.hawt.net/content/images/19b9bfe03f5c9e5fbe29b194d813c76a.jpg)
Lascivious Maximus
16-02-2005, 23:22
Piss on these instead (http://www.hawt.net/content/images/19b9bfe03f5c9e5fbe29b194d813c76a.jpg)
Nope, them are for sleeping on - nice looking pillows at that. :)
Justifidians
16-02-2005, 23:34
Do you know what pisses people off the most? This Pisses people off (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/annoying.php)
This thread is clearly taking the piss.
Keruvalia
17-02-2005, 00:12
This thread smells like wee-wee.
Legless Pirates
17-02-2005, 00:13
This thread smells like wee-wee.
Not my wee-wee. I just washed it
Occidio Multus
17-02-2005, 00:35
just when i think i think of the male organ too often.....i read this. and it cures my problem. thanks , boys.
Keruvalia
17-02-2005, 00:54
Not my wee-wee. I just washed it
A clean penis is a happy penis!
Keruvalia
17-02-2005, 00:55
just when i think i think of the male organ too often
It is impossible to think of the male organ too often.
It is the epitome of perfection. It is the righteous magic wand that casts forth the seed of life.
Legless Pirates
17-02-2005, 01:11
It is impossible to think of the male organ too often.
It is the epitome of perfection. It is the righteous magic wand that casts forth the seed of life.
I think about it all the time :fluffle: