NationStates Jolt Archive


Caption game!

The Imperial Navy
16-02-2005, 13:28
New captions! Make up a caption for the pictures!

Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

Despite the fact god had given him a sign, tom still didn't know which side of the field to work on.

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

He really impressed them when he pulled off a wheelie.

Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

"You saw it right, he came at me with a knife!"
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 13:37
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

All three:

"OMGWTF?!?"
The Imperial Navy
16-02-2005, 13:39
All three:

"OMGWTF?!?"

Aww come on! Just give it a go.
Neo-Anarchists
16-02-2005, 13:39
All three:

"OMGWTF?!?"
OMGWTFLOLBBQGRASSROFLMFAOKTHXBICUL8R!!!
The Imperial Navy
16-02-2005, 13:41
Oh come on! *Catches fire*

GIVE IT A TRY!
Chicken pi
16-02-2005, 13:44
Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg


Guy over on the left, by the cars: "Has anyone seen my zebra?"
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 13:45
Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

Fucky fucky, five dollah?
Kellarly
16-02-2005, 13:45
Caption 1: Farmer Jack ponders whether it is possible to get his tractor to get to the end of the rainbow so he can get the gold before the tornado strikes.

Caption 2: Testing of the first human hamster wheel progresses well...

Caption 3: The first copy of the 'Darwin Awards' reaches Kenya...with some taking it a little too seriously.
Neo-Anarchists
16-02-2005, 13:46
2nd photo:
Bob learned just why he had such trouble learning to ride a unicycle when he proudly presnted pictures of it to his friends.
The Imperial Navy
16-02-2005, 13:51
Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

Option 1: The rainbow machine finally worked, but at what cost?

Option 2: Would El Nino succeed in his quest for world domination? Not if the Care Bears had anything to say about it.

Option 3: While it was truly a sight to behold, the nearby X-Men Headquarters quickly became a nuisance to the nearby peasants.

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

Ingenius as his invention was, Boris could never get that "Door Ajar" indicator to stop blinking.

Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

"So, uh, do we exchange insurance information now?"
Kellarly
16-02-2005, 13:58
Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg


Guy over on the left, by the cars: "Has anyone seen my zebra?"

Or "Has anyone seen the other half of my zebra...?"
Chicken pi
16-02-2005, 14:04
Or "Has anyone seen the other half of my zebra...?"

http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

It's at the end of the rainbow.
Whinging Trancers
16-02-2005, 14:04
Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

Tom Cracker was found dead after walking in front of a combine harvester today, witnesses report he'd stopped work to watch "the forces of good and evil battle it out in the heavens."

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

Jack wouldn't go anywhere without his patent mobile-arse-scratcher.

Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

Told you the Zebra didn't have good enough balance to be a wing walker!
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2005, 14:09
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

I bet Dorthey is gonna sing another damn song about this.
Deeelo
16-02-2005, 14:13
Caption 1: it was strange to see the very rare tor-gay-do, paticularly in such rural area.

Caption 2: The winner was announced today in the "What the hell were you thinking?" finals.

Caption three: The heroic zebra, lacking the thumbs to free the passengers, carried the plane miles looking for help before finally collapsing.
Reaper_2k3
16-02-2005, 14:36
Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

As Farmer Bob stared in awe at a rainbow, God sent a tornado to smite him for his wicked ways of planting genetically enchanced corn.

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

McLean Wheel. The official transportation of McDonalds


Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

"And thus we learned that gremlins are actually Zebras."
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2005, 14:37
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

That's weird. I wonder what happened to that plane...

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

Okay, you're right. The Gods hate zebras, too.
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 14:40
3) "Dude, there's a plane on your zebra"
Exelby
16-02-2005, 14:41
Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

"Honey...which way to Disney World?"

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

"This isn't where I parked my car..."

Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

"I didn't do it..."
Reaper_2k3
16-02-2005, 14:41
3) "Dude, there's a plane on your zebra"
What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover zebras?
Peechland
16-02-2005, 14:44
New captions! Make up a caption for the pictures!

Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

Despite the fact god had given him a sign, tom still didn't know which side of the field to work on.

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

He really impressed them when he pulled off a wheelie.

Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

"You saw it right, he came at me with a knife!"


caption 1: "Thats NOT a pot of gold."

caption 2: " And you can upgrade your new vehicle with this new line of wheels from Perelli for an additional charge of $1200"

caption3 : "Something just didnt seem right at the San Diego Zoo today."
Jeruselem
16-02-2005, 15:24
Caption 1

O'Reilly the Leprechaun and his friend Typhoon visit the farm

Caption 2

Reinventing the wheel

Caption 3

Bob finds a Zebra crossing in Africa
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 15:25
1) God: "Nothing to see here. Go back to work. Move along."
The Imperial Navy
16-02-2005, 15:25
;)
Duibhlinn
16-02-2005, 15:32
Caption 3.

Airplane brought down by new Zebra to Air Missle
Haken Rider
16-02-2005, 15:47
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

Is that a zebra under your plain or are you just happy to see me?
Piquantrax
16-02-2005, 15:58
Caption 1:
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/7798/rainbow6vu.jpg

Goddamn, foreign neighbors, with their jibburish and rain dancin.

Caption 2:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5635/bike1hn.jpg

This shot taken before he realized the rest of the wheels fell off.

Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

Guy in foreground: "I knew Zanzibar was the worst place for my first abstract exhibition"
Queens of birdland
16-02-2005, 16:03
Suddenly on the way to work Cuthbert's bicycle imploded! :eek:
Whinging Trancers
16-02-2005, 16:08
Caption 3:
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3442/zebra2gm.jpg

Told you we should've put a fence round the runway!
Nova Mercia
16-02-2005, 16:22
Caption 1: "Betsy, I don't think we're in Kansas any more."

Caption 2: Mike wished he hadn't bought his new bike on the "installment plan."

Caption three: Filming for "Racing Stripes II" suffers an unfortunate setback.
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 16:23
2) Fucking IKEA
Domici
16-02-2005, 21:12
1) Too late Jeb realized he should have listened more to that Hercules episode with Vidar and the Fenris wolf and less to Pat Robertson's promise that there are no storms in christian country.

2) "...and the seat fits firmly into the driver's anus. It's slightly less uncomfortable than dealing with the airlines" (South Park reference)

3) Mbatu learned the hard way why American's gave up wing walking in the 30's.