NationStates Jolt Archive

I had a really weird dream last night: I was at the marina with all my friends and then the marina turned into the banks of the Thames and my friends all turned into life rafts and got sucked underwater. The Cutty Sark came down the river and my French teacher was on it telling me I'd failed my Chemistry GCSE. The Thames then quickly became a water park and I had to crawl up a water slide. Then my best mate grabbed my ankle, pulled me back down and hit me with a shoe (a black, sparkly stiletto). He then fell further down the slide, and I realised that I was actually at the top of the slide anyway, except there was no top of the slide, it was just a piece of fabric that I couldn't move. Then I noticed I was missing a shoe, and I woke up.

What the hell does that mean?

Stop eating spicy food before bed. :D

That's a thought. What did I eat last night?

Oh. Right. Cheese. :D

I found that eating spicy food or cheese doesn't induce dodgy dreams, though eating certain types of mushrooms does. Especially if given to you by a witch during the Winter Solistice.

I had a bizarre dream a couple of days ago. Here it is, as best as I can remember it (can I just say that I have nothing against Irishmen and I've never read Playstation magazine in my life):

I was in this big circular pit with scaffolding around the edges, working on the scaffolding with my dad. At the top of this pit, there's a crane or something putting concrete slabs over sections of scaffolding. My dad shouts "I bet you wouldn't let an Irishman run that crane!" The supervisor notices this, there's a bit of running around and they bring out an Irish guy to work on this crane, dressed in a glass suit (yes, a glass suit). He's really crap at it. Then it's time for lunch and we have to clamber up the scaffolding to get to the canteen. As I get to the top, a guy comes up to me, hands me a spoon and says something I can't quite hear. When I ask him to repeat it, he says "Playstation magazine will be the best magazine ever". Then we go to the canteen and worship cereal or something. I can't remember that bit very well.


Meh, I didn't explain that very lucidly. Oh well, I'll post it anyway.

What the hell does that mean?

It means your still high. ;)

I stopped remembering dreams like 4 years ago when I discovered beer